Do you have any super funny jokes?

A national leader took his prime minister on a plane together. Suddenly the plane malfunctioned and was about to crash. At this time, besides the two of them, there was a driver and a little girl on the plane, but the plane It was equipped with only three parachute bags. Upon seeing this, the pilot of the plane immediately put on his parachute bag and jumped out. The leader took the bag and jumped out without caring. When the Prime Minister put on his bag and was about to jump, he found the little girl behind him. At this moment on the plane A touching scene happened...

Prime Minister: Little sister, I have a parachute bag here, give it to you.

Little girl: No... ..No need.

Prime Minister: You are still young and have a bright future. Take it.

Little girl: But I already have it!

Prime Minister: Where did your umbrella bag come from?

Little girl: The uncle just now took my schoolbag and jumped down.

Angels receive newly arrived souls in heaven. ...The three undead souls cried out for injustice, and the angel called them to come one by one...

The first undead soul said: Oh, I died unjustly. One day I came home and when I opened the door, I found that the house was unjust. It was turned into a mess. I thought a thief must have come. When I walked to the balcony, I suddenly found two fingers hooked on the balcony. I thought it must be a thief hiding in such a dirty place, so I took a handful. The hammer broke his fingers. When I saw that he fell down but was not dead yet, I threw the refrigerator again and finally killed him, but I also died of a heart attack.

The second undead said: I died unjustly! I am a person who loves health. One day I was doing Tai Chi on the balcony. I accidentally fell from the balcony. Fortunately, I was agile and used two fingers. I got hooked on the balcony downstairs, but some evil guy smashed my fingers off with a hammer. I fell down, but luckily I was strong and didn't fall to death, but a refrigerator that fell from the sky still hit me. Dead.

The third undead said: I am provoking someone. I am a professional thief. One day I went to a family to steal something. After stealing half of it, I suddenly heard that the owner of the house was back, so I hid in the refrigerator, and after a while I just heard a "boom" and I was here.

In a mental hospital, the director wanted to test whether a patient was okay, so he asked He: "What do you want to do after you are discharged from the hospital?"

The mentally ill patient thought for a moment and said, "I will use a rubber band to make a slingshot, and then break all the glass windows of the mental hospital."

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So he was arrested and sent back for treatment for two years.

One day the director came to him again and asked: "What do you want to do after you are discharged from the hospital?"

He thought for a while and said: "Be a good person, find a good job, marry a good wife..."

The dean asked: "Then what?"

"Before the wedding, At night, he took off his wife's pants, pulled out the rubber band to make a slingshot, and broke all the glass windows of the mental hospital." So he was arrested and sent back to be treated for two years.

One day the director Called him again... "What do you want to do when you go out this time?"

He said without hesitation: "Be a good person, find a good job, and marry a good wife."

The dean asked: "What happens next?"

"After giving birth to a son..."

"What happens after giving birth to a son?"

"...Tell my son to use a slingshot to break all the windows of the mental hospital."