Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - China listens to jokes.
China listens to jokes.
A person prays to God every day, and one day, God finally decides to listen to him and satisfy his wish.
The man first asks, "God, I want world peace."
God said, "Well ... that might be a little difficult. Ask for something else. "
The man then asked, "Well, let the China men's football team win the World Cup."
God thought for a moment and said, "Well … why don't we try world peace?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There are two things that prevent China football team from going out of Asia to participate in international competitions: their left foot and right foot.
- Previous article:An example of changing the simple past tense (with be verb) into a negative sentence
- Next article:Telemarketing prologue
- Related articles
- Network celebrity Ding Zhen and villagers donated 1 16000 yuan to Henan. How do netizens evaluate this?
- Why do some people say you should never go back to your hometown in the countryside after retirement?
- It is said that Sun Li cannot control Deng Chao at all. Is this true?
- 100,000 cold jokes, how to have nightmares?
- What is the dormitory of Bijie University like?
- What was the territory (land area) of the Wu and Zhou Dynasties?
- What do you think of the costume drama The Legend of Mi Yue?
- 60-word English composition for New Year's party
- There is too little content. . . Excuse me, I mean, how to find the history of human origin?
- The story of Friend playing Band