Humor: Bowing Chinese Cabbage

Recently, the inspirational speeches of senior three students in Hengshui have caused a heated discussion on the Internet, among which there are many critical voices. I think this is normal. This classmate got excellent grades and worked hard, but his skill in writing jokes was still insufficient. A joke offended too many people.

The original words of this classmate's speech are: I joked with them that I am a native pig from the countryside, and I have to make up my mind to dig cabbage in big cities!

I think there are two problems with this speech. First, when telling jokes, don't be hasty and smile.

Second, jokes can be self-deprecating, not satirizing others. When you talk about planting cabbages in big cities, many people will be reluctant. First of all, the cabbage in the countryside is unhappy. What happened to the cabbage in the countryside? Don't you deserve to arch?

In big cities, people with cabbages are angry. Why do we cultivate cabbages so hard to make you arch?

In the end, cabbages in big cities are not willing. What makes us say that we are cabbages? We hate my name!

So, as a paragraph hand, I helped this classmate to change his words, and everyone was happy: I joked with them that I was a native pig from the countryside, and I also wanted to make up my mind to arch foreign cabbage!