Who has a joke about youth?

1. There is a girl named Jiao in the high school class. One day, a handsome boy made a bet with her and forgot what bet she made. She asked: What if I lose? Handsome guy replied: I lost, my last name is Jiao (XXXXX). Loud voice, the whole class burst into laughter 10 minutes ...

2. One day, the school was cleaned. A beautiful MM cleans the window. Because the window is higher, she stands on the table. But the glass below can't be wiped. A boy in my class passed by, and MM shouted "Wipe under me". He's scared. Ask where? MM said, "I'm down here. Please help me clean up." The whole class burst into laughter. MM and the boy blushed. ...

There is a beautiful MM in my class. Once a handsome guy wanted to take her to do a chemical experiment, and she made an appointment to do it after class. The male students forgot, because they secretly surfed the Internet in the afternoon. After class, MM ran to tell him, do you want to do it or not? At that time, the handsome boy looked blank and his heart was pounding ... He asked, what are you doing? MM said loudly: let's do it, hurry up ... I'm in a hurry! The whole class fainted! ! ! !

4. Self-study class, listening to girls whispering next to each other. A said, "I did it yesterday, and it was very painful, and there was blood ... that man was not gentle at all, and it was punctured at once, killing me." Girl B: "You don't know, in fact, the sooner the less painful it is, I did it the other day." Girl C: "Wow, it's scary to hear you say that. I wanted to do it this afternoon, but I'm a little afraid to hear you say so. " Girl B: "Alas ... you'd better relax a little, just for a moment, and then it will be convenient ..." It took me a long time to understand that they were going to get their ears pierced.

5. I once organized a class to travel to Hangzhou, and saw the release pond (that is, the pond with countless turtles) in front of Jingsi Temple. I saw that only one head of the turtle in the pond was exposed on the water, and a mm shouted excitedly: "Wow ~ many heads! ! ! "My male classmates and I fainted on the spot with laughter, and mm immediately blushed. ...

6. It's also a trip: I have a car with several mm's and two male classmates. This is a long journey. A MM was tired and soon fell asleep on a male classmate. When she woke up, she said shyly, "I slept on you just now, and now it's your turn to sleep on me." Students laugh wildly, MM eyes are too big to react ~ ~!

7. The school has a sports meeting, and the mm students sit on the grass and watch. At this time, a male classmate borrowed a sun umbrella to please him. A MM was overjoyed when she saw it: "Come, stick it behind me, stick it behind me! ! "Seeing that the male students look different, I changed my mouth:" Insert a sun umbrella in the back! ! "Autumn. ...

8. One day, a handsome boy in my class had a newly bought laptop class, and a female classmate came to appreciate the machine. After watching the machine, I looked at the computer bag and suddenly said, "Your foreskin is so soft!" " At that time, we were all shocked and dumbfounded. She went on to say, "Let me open it." We burst out laughing at once.

9. What happened in junior high school: When class was over, our dormitory was telling jokes. Of course, this is an old joke: "Once upon a time there was a eunuch …" Then I stopped talking and asked, "What's next?" I said, "Down there? The next ... gone ... "Everyone laughed. A minute later, the same MM asked, "Why is it missing below?" We were suddenly speechless.

10. On one occasion, I had dinner at the home of several students who lived on campus, and everyone was busy washing vegetables and cooking. In the meantime, a boy said that young men usually cook now, while little girls generally don't cook. A MM said, "I can cook, especially a chicken!" " "Everyone snickered. MM didn't know what it meant, so she said confidently, "I can really cook a chicken!" "".Everyone couldn't help laughing. MM raised her voice and said, "Don't believe me, I'll make you a chicken today! ! !

1 1. Once in a physics experiment class, I called sine waves on the oscilloscope in groups. The wave pattern of one group is almost adjusted, but the boys are still not satisfied. Keep turning the knob. The girls in the same group were anxious and said, it's awkward, my waves are almost deformed.

12. When I was a sophomore, I especially liked to go shopping by bike with a MM in my dormitory. Dressed up, they got into the elevator together. Suddenly I remembered that the car seemed to be flat, so I said to her, "Will you accompany me to have an abortion first?" "~ ~ ~ days .......

13. I once went to a restaurant for dinner and ordered a plate of fried rice with eggs. When I saw few eggs when I served them, I shouted angrily, "How come there are only chickens without eggs?" Everyone next to me looked embarrassed. . .

14. Don't be a public relations officer for students who are inarticulate: I remember the last time we entertained people in a class because there was an inarticulate public relations officer in our class ... The night before the communication, the public relations officer in our class and the public relations officer in the girls' class were discussing what games to play tomorrow. One of them talked about playing (two people with three feet) and asked to bring a rope for playing (two people with three feet). ......