Classic little joke.

Small jokes and classics are necessary to deceive people.

The classmate asked: Teacher, I am not a single parent. Why do I let my mother come every time I make a mistake? Why don't I call my father? The teacher shouted excitedly: Your father used to be my student. He was angry with me because of my heart attack ... Life needs jokes. Welcome to enjoy classic jokes!

Classic joke: 1, my best friend and I said: I drank coconut some time ago, and my boyfriend suddenly asked me to wait and said to get something, which made me excited for a long time. I thought he would propose, but ... he took a straw and said to me, be good, drink with this ... I almost didn't laugh after hearing it!

My baby son is full moon, and my best friend came to see me. It happened that I was breastfeeding. My best friend suddenly said, Wow, the baby is so cute. Look at him breastfeeding like his father ... I stayed there after listening.

3. My best friend is passionate and once asked her: When I see a man, I feel that I have identified him in my life. My best friend said: no, I just feel that it is him tonight. ...

4, girlfriends are particularly funny, give her space to set access rights, the question is: Who are you? Why didn't she tell me? I tried countless times and it was wrong. I had to beg her and force me to say: my eyes. ...

My best friend quarreled and stayed in my house for a few days. At noon, I went home to watch her sleep. I missed Doby, so I touched her calf. I haven't touched my thigh yet. My best friend didn't even open her eyes and said, dead. Didn't I just meet her? Why are you thinking again? Your wife will be back soon, so let's wait until she falls asleep at night. Come here! ..... Nima, what a big secret I found here!

Joke classics are necessary for deceiving people (2) 1. Just now, I saw a super handsome guy. We looked at each other for a long time, and time seemed to stand still ... until my hand holding the mirror felt sore.

2. Remember to be a guest at a colleague's house in summer. During my nap, my colleague asked me if I should cover it with anything. I replied faintly: I just need to cover my navel. Then ... my colleague immediately took out a piece of glasses cloth from the glasses case and covered it for me.

The female colleague in the company is wearing a tight denim skirt, and I am uncomfortable sitting opposite her. Female colleague said: I heard that wearing short skirts will affect your health. Is it true?/You don't say. I said, of course, my blood pressure soared at the sight of a short skirt. ...

The diaosi running all night is the most annoying thing. When you are in a hurry, ask: How much is the evening package? Damn, I'm really not in the mood at all ....

I was too absorbed in reading novels in the morning, and the boss saw it. In the afternoon, I called the office and said that everyone was busy and you had nothing to do. Are you free? Why did the secretary pass by and hear the boss shout so loudly? Is it salty? He poured the boss a glass of water and said, Boss, if you feel salty, drink some water. ....

Jokes and classics are necessary to deceive people (3) 1. There is a tree in my yard. As long as I don't listen, break a branch and hit me. Twenty years have passed, the tree is dead, but I am still alive.

2. When I was a child, I saw a pink' package' and said to Baba, I want this. Baba: You can't have this! I sat on the ground and burst into tears, looking like I can't afford it if you don't buy it for me. Baba had no choice but to buy it for me, and then I took a big bag of menstrual towels and Baba to go home by car.

3. Baba taught me: Don't drill a woman's skirt, it's not a question of education. Drill a stick and you will leave a shadow!

4. Baba: Your grandfather was holding a gun and his mind was full of Gan Islanders. Me: Now we also have guns, and our minds are full of Gan Islanders.

Ask me today: Did you cheat in the exam? Me: No, I got zero on my own merits.

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