What happened to Liu Bei and Guan Yu and Zhang Fei in modern times composition 35

one day, Cao Cao arrested Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them, each of you should go to the orchard and choose a fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei brought an apple out. Cao Cao said that if they could put the fruit they brought into their ass, they would be released. Zhang Fei tried for a while and failed, so he was killed. After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes, and Cao Cao said the same thing to him. Guan Yu began to stuff ... When he stuffed the third one, Guan Yu suddenly smiled, and as a result, he smashed the grapes and was killed again. After going to the underworld, the king of Yan asked Guan Yu, "You are so stupid, why are you laughing?" If you don't laugh, you won't die, "Guan Yu said with a sigh." I don't want to! Jealous beauty! When I stuffed the third one, I suddenly saw Brother Liu coming out with a durian in his arms. ..