Dear friends, help, 08 New Year's funny greeting message.

Step on the wings of the wind, face the snowflakes all over the sky, and sprinkle your blessings: 7 Happy week, Pepsi, everything is Fanta!

When I turned away, you cried helplessly behind me. This pain makes me understand how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: this pig is not for sale. I wish you a happy new year.

Yesterday, I dreamed of you. The sky is clear and the sun is shining. You stand by the blue sea. I stabbed you with a stick: hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard. I wish you a happy new year.

When the New Year comes, I'll give you a jiaozi Ping 'an skin wrapped in wishful stuffing, cooked with sincerity, happy for one bite, happy for two bites, smooth for three bites, and then drink healthy soup for the whole family. Warm aftertaste, lingering fragrance is a blessing.

Four blessings of the Spring Festival: book a New Year's Eve dinner at 30, take a taxi when you go out, have lucky money at home, and have Lantern Festival on the first day.

Suddenly, I met you. I was at a loss in panic. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart is running away, but you still follow closely. I cried, "give me a break, puppy!" " "

Who is the hottest in the New Year? Faster than Liu Xiang, as tall as Yao Ming, more handsome than Tian Liang, richer than Wuzi and more beautiful than Jingjing. Who else? You're reading a text message!

We don't accept gifts this year. In fact, we can send some. Ten dollars and eight dollars, 180 thousand can get by. If there is really no express delivery, you can send a message. Happy new year!

It's the Spring Festival. Are there too many things to do? Don't be tired of entertaining guests, don't gobble up, don't mix white beer, don't forget to take care of the children, and finally my thoughts will always accompany me.

Looking for someone: I am in rags, my eyes are blank, my limbs are weak after three meals, my voice is broken, my mind is blank, my seven holes are bleeding, and gossip is common. I am very similar to you. Happy new year!

My blessing crosses mountains and rivers, streams, roads, alleys, and the old lady selling candied haws, and gets into your ears-Happy New Year!

Thank you for your early years! One kowtow, two kowtows, three kowtows! Congratulations on making a fortune, with a red envelope!

New year's resolution: be a koala and sleep on a big eucalyptus tree. You are the eucalyptus tree. I will stick to you all my life, love you and need you!

The new year is coming, no matter how ghosts bin Laden is or how bandits America is, in short, you are the most beautiful, and you will never regret loving you.

I don't have the Monkey King's strength to fly to your side! No magic can be passed from one room to another! I bless you with a dime: Happy New Year!

The new year has arrived. If you don't marry me, I will. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Marry you!

In the new year, you should relax and be happy in your chest, just like onions in a pot, and all your troubles are not in your heart. Next year, you will have good luck!

I wish you the Year of the Dog: lower your head and pick up a 20,000, get a salary of 30,000 to 50,000, win a mahjong of100,000, win a lottery ticket of 5 million, and deposit it in a million-dollar bank!

Steamed fish, sweet and sour fish, boiled fish, pickled fish ... Fish is fun, like a duck in water, mixed with pearls, I fry fish, and the fish is incoherent. I wish you a happy new year!

If it is a mistake to have money, I wish you repeat it! Happy new year!

Spring Festival is coming, I want to say hello to you: Everything goes well in life; Good luck in the lucky draw period is paid every day; Playing cards is not as good as eating well; The golden wall at home is bright and rich!

I hope: no small peas on my face, no streaky belly on my body and a big hat on my head. I am 30 years old this year and 28 years old next year. I will always be a flower. Give birth to a fat doll!

Give you a holiday to make you happy, give you a little sunshine to make you brilliant, give you a greeting to keep you warm, and give you a hat to float? I wish you a happy new year and step by step promotion!

The Spring Festival is coming again. Did you have a good year? At the beginning of the year of the dog, my situation was not good: back and forth, left and right, inside and out, you, do you miss me?

When I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to take care of a person who is showing me a short message and wish that person peace and happiness in the Year of the Dog!

Friendship is delicious rice, hot pot and burning spirit Erguotou. Hungry again, have a drink for the New Year! Happy Year of the Dog, my friend!

When I don't have you at night, I treat you as a pillow; When there is no you during the day, I regard you as the sun; There is no you, no me, only a skeleton in the Spring Festival.

The Spring Festival is a holiday, and the festival can't live without you! Without you, it's like: cooking without salt, drinking without sweet oranges, and going shopping without money.

Happy spring festival! Good luck, happy New Year, progress in the Year of the Dog, and the early birth of your son in the coming year! Drop in when you are free. We all miss you!

In the Year of the Dog, I wish you a successful career, intimate lovers, a salary of 10 million, endless happiness, troubles like clouds, and freedom is better than a fairy!

I wish you: work is idle, you never lose money at cards, your savings are increasing, your pockets are full of dollars, your bed is full of beautiful women, you are full of energy and always complacent.

I told you not to tell him, because he told me not to tell you. Now I'm telling you not to tell him. If he asks you if I told him, you tell him I didn't tell him Happy New Year.

Chinese new year, congratulations on making a fortune, bring a red envelope! Make a panda without a red envelope!

I have no money, no leisure, my boss is not young, and love is out of reach. Wandering in this strange city for a year, I saw that I was going to bid farewell to 05 and send a message to wish tomorrow, and my wish came true.

Please contact me as soon as possible after receiving this message, location: Good luck in 2006, time: the first day of the new year, contact information: Happy New Year!

A new New Year's travel route-a seven-day tour in Afghanistan was grandly launched: staying in a terrorist training camp, learning to make bombs and anthrax viruses, and those with excellent results will be fortunate to be the successors of bin Laden.

I wish you a fortune in the new year, set foot on Marlboro, have a career in Hongtashan, love your wife better than Ashima, and have financial resources all over Greater China.

I hope that in the new year, you will have a higher position than responsibility, stay close to home with more money, sleep until dawn every day, get cramps in your hands, spend money to receive gifts, and others will work overtime for a raise!

Wave when you feel happy, stamp your feet when you feel happy, and shake your head when you feel happy. Happy new year, crazy!

Laughter is fire, happiness is pot, and blessing is ribs. May the smiling fire ignite the pot of happiness, cook the ribs of blessing, and the fragrant blessings float to you who will be happy forever … Happy Spring Festival!

From tonight to tomorrow during the day, your mobile phone will have a goose feather-like blessing, and your mood will be mainly sunny. Affected by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep around you, and it is expected that the wind will continue to blow after a week!

I wish you a happy Spring Festival: you receive gifts and red envelopes every day, and someone calls you from morning till night. You win a mountain of money at cards. Newcomers love you like tofu!

What do you want for the New Year? You can get them right away! Hurry up and say that ................................................................................................. read the text message, and the time limit has passed.

It's the New Year! Usha falls on your head! Honey, watch you keep laughing! The big girl insists on your hug! Money comes out of your pocket! I'm glad you shouted: do you want it!

I wish you greater success and glory in the new year. This is a big gift from me. Just give me a small red envelope. You sign the check and I'll write the numbers.

The sky is gray and wild, and the hope this year is too slim; This building is tall and crowded. Can I rob a bank with you tonight? Joint code: Happy New Year

The new year is coming. I want to give you something, but I'm not going to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

Do n't move Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you!

It's really tiring to be alive: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer if you love you, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money! Even texting pigs costs money! I wish you a happy new year.

I wish you in the new year: financial resources are rolling, you are like a fat pig; Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Money is rolling in, a dime a dozen!

The Spring Festival is coming, I wish you good luck every day, a better life, and a lottery ticket in the middle of the year. If you forget me, be careful with the stick.

Weather forecast for the New Year: You will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy glow, happy cloud, smooth frost, happy thunder, safe hail and happy flash, which will accompany you all year round.

I wish you a rich family, lots of wives and concubines, full of children and grandchildren, full of flowers, birds and flowers in the daytime, witty remarks at night, touching the rain, charming the clouds and touching the west, kissing the left and holding the right, sighing and moaning, and admiring others. Wei Xiaobao envied Ximen Qing with infinite romantic feelings.

I hope this year: everyone follows you, the train lets you go, trouble avoids you, money sticks to you, bandits help you, public security protects you, the court pampers you, wine supports you, and lovers love you the most!

When you see this information, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. Bless your friends: Happy New Year!

I asked trouble, it didn't love you at all, and it said it would never talk to you. Let me tell you not to flatter yourself! Also, health let me bring you a love letter: I have a crush on you for a long time, and I will never change it! Happy new year!

The weather is getting worse and a cool breeze is coming. Because of your cuteness, I especially care about you; Cover the quilt at night to avoid cold hands and feet; There is nothing to worry about, you can supplement calcium; Don't say I'm too bad, I wish you a happy new year!

May good luck be like a mine, trampled by you from time to time; Bad luck, like a meteor shower, will never catch you; Wealth, like garbage, can be seen everywhere; Happiness is with you all your life, staring at you like a fly.

People should do three things every day: the first thing is to laugh (_); The second thing is to smile (^o^)；; ; The third thing is to laugh (^o^)；; ; I believe you have a nice day ☆ ^o^

I haven't seen you for a day, my eyes are straight and I have no strength. I picked up my mobile phone three times, and my limbs were cold and sweaty, and my insides were sighing and blaming myself. Over time, I had an idea. I will wait for you at ten o'clock.

Sweet, you smile sweetly, like a blooming flower in the spring breeze. Why do I smile so sweetly? Because you sent me a text message. I wish you a happy new year.

You little goblin, you poisoned me with your love poison, but you refused to give me the antidote! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love! I wish you a happy new year.

Mood prediction: I miss you tonight until tomorrow morning, and I expect to miss you very much in the afternoon. Affected by this mood, I will become a wild dream at night, and this weather will last until I see you. I wish you a happy new year.

The water is flowing and the fish is swimming, so there is no reason to love you. The wind is blowing and it is raining. I really want to hug and kiss you. You have a heart, I have a heart, and I love you until now. I wish you a happy New Year!

Not tall or handsome, the boss doesn't like it, the house is not built, and the car wants to buy it; Only love for you, plus an empty wallet. If you marry me, only love is like the sea! I wish you a happy new year.

The new year is coming, you in the distance, take good care of yourself, eat when you are hungry, wear when you are cold, sleep when you are sleepy, and turn your head when you see a handsome guy! I wish you a happy new year.

I can't sleep when I miss you, and my heart is pounding when I miss you; I'm obsessed with your love, I love you, I'm dying! I wish you a happy new year.

In the spring breeze, under the flowers, chickens and ducklings are playing house. The duckling holds flowers in his hand and sticks them on the chicken's head. You are a chicken, I am a duck, and the duckling misses you like a horse. I wish you a happy new year.

The imperial edict said: Fengtian brought goods, and the emperor called: Because you owed me 30 cents last Spring Festival, you have not paid it back yet, and you will be fined for three days. No shit, no paper, only three feet until you suffocate! A Cheng, get the newspaper!