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Historical allusions not mentioned in the book

We usually get historical allusions from textbooks. I'll sort out the historical allusions not mentioned in the book. Welcome to read!

1, bachelor of green money

Zhang Kun, a native of Tang Dynasty, is famous for his articles.

Yuan, then foreign minister of the Ministry of Water Affairs, praised it as the best quality copper coin, making it a "bachelor of green money" in academic circles.

This nickname later evolved into an allusion to talented people.

There is an idiom "green money should be chosen by everyone" (also written as green money should be chosen by everyone), which describes outstanding literary talent.

2. General Hachi

Li Yuanying, the king of Tengzhou, often broke the law and discipline during his tenure as the secretariat of Longzhou. His subordinate Yu Pei stood up to protest, which aroused Li Yuanying's great anger and beat him up.

Later, Yu Pei went to Beijing and told the emperor about it.

The emperor asked Yu Pei, how many times did Wang Teng hit you?

Yu Pei said * * * eight times before and after, and the emperor immediately promoted Yu Pei to 8 levels.

Yu Pei went back and complained to people that my life was really bad. If I said I had called nine times, I would be a five-product official now.

At that time, it was a joke, and people nicknamed it "General Baba".

3. A glass of wine kills three people

Zhang Jian, a native of Southern Dynasties, is brilliant and thinks highly of himself. On one occasion, Xiao Lun, the king of Shaoling, invited him to drink. At that time, there was a celebrity named Wu Gui under Xiao Lun, who was also a minor celebrity in the local area.

I don't know what's wrong with this piece, but I don't like Wu Gui, and I won't accept Wu Gui's presence at the banquet. Raise a glass and say, "Wu Gui, I propose a toast to you. Congratulations, you are qualified to drink at this banquet today. "

Wu Gui was so angry that Wu Wengru, the son of Wu Gui, was even more angry when he saw his father being laughed at, and he was so angry that night.

Wu Gui hated Zhang Jian, satirized himself, and was distressed by his son's death. He was sad and angry, and then died.

Wu Gui's wife was so sad that she watched her husband and son die one after another and then left.

At that time, everyone said, "A glass of wine killed Wu San."

4. A win-win spell

Duan, a writer in the Tang Dynasty, recorded a spell in his book Youyang Za. It is said that if you read it 10,000 times, you can roll the dice at will and win all the bets.

A boy named Zhao believed it, but he was lazy and only watched 1000 times, thinking that he could win a small victory.

As a result, I went out to gamble and lost clean.

Therefore, this story tells us a truth: we must be serious, not lazy, not taking chances. When I say I want to read it ten thousand times, I have to read it ten thousand times. Just watch 1000 times without losing it. Finally, I attach a spell to everyone, which is very simple and will be guaranteed.

That's eight words: Imitidi, Jie Mi Roddy.

Everyone reads more books in their spare time. This is the wisdom handed down by the ancients, in order to make a fortune in the future.

5. Flag raising and awarding

Raising the flag was a praise policy in Qing Dynasty. Those who make meritorious deeds can be promoted to the Eight Banners of the Han Dynasty if they are painted by the Han people.

If it is the Eight Banners of the Han Dynasty, it can be turned into all Eight Banners.

If it is the last five flags, it may be the last three flags.

It is to raise the status to a higher level, which is called "raising the flag".

The welfare measure of "hanging flags" is only aimed at the Eight Banners of the Han Dynasty.

In the seventh year of Qianlong, the imperial edict was issued, allowing the flag bearers of the Eight Banners in the Han Dynasty to "volunteer" to display flags for the people. Because the flag-bearers are not allowed to go out and look for jobs by themselves, they can only eat and live for free, and they are afraid of delaying the success of the learned and skilled Han Chinese, so they are allowed to display their flags.

The imperial edict is grandiose. In fact, this means that we don't want to keep these people in vain and let them "raise the flag" to reduce the financial burden of the government. This imperial edict, published in the seventh year of Qianlong, allows the issuance of flags, which is more euphemistic.

After more than ten years, twenty-three years of Qianlong, another imperial edict was issued, but this time it was not so polite. Direct statement: "The Eight Banners Han Army can't be a policeman. Those who have no education at ordinary times are all for the people."

Last time, "voluntary" was allowed, but this time "voluntary" was not enough, so compulsory measures were taken directly. Since then, a large number of Han Eight Banners have been swept out of the house, making a fortune for themselves and moving towards success.

6. Banana deer deludes themselves.

One day, Zheng people were chopping wood in the wild. Seeing an injured deer coming, he rushed up and killed it.

Then he was afraid of being found, so he hid the dead deer in a big pit and covered it with bananas.

When he wanted to go home after cutting wood, he couldn't find the deer. Looking for nothing, he finally told himself that I didn't see any deer at all today. This is all my dream.

Later, Jiao Lu's self-deception evolved into an allusion, meaning that he deceived himself and regarded what really happened as an illusory existence.

7. Jealous women and body fluids

According to legend, there was a man named Liu in the Jin Dynasty, and his wife was very jealous.

Liu likes to recite "The Goddess of Luo", and one day she casually said, I wish I could marry such a woman. His wife was very angry and said that since you like the water god and don't like me, I will be the water god after I die. Duan Shi drowned himself that night. Seven days later, he had a dream for Liu, and Liu never dared to wade in the water again. Since then, women who cross the river have to take off their makeup, and women who are beautifully dressed are bound to be attacked by the wind and waves. Later generations will call this place "jealous." What impressed me most in this story is this sentence:

Although the ugly girl wears makeup, her god is not jealous.

Ugly, you are not even qualified to be jealous, so you feel sorry for such a safe woman.

8. Zheng

Zheng Hong, a native of the Eastern Han Dynasty, went up the mountain to chop wood when he was young and found a beautifully decorated arrow. After a while, someone came to look for it and he gave it back to others.

The man looking for an arrow is not an ordinary person. Zheng Hong can see it at a glance.

So when he returned the arrow, he said to the man of god: Xiexi is a place where it is difficult to cut wood because it is difficult to walk against the wind. I hope it is more convenient to blow the south wind in the morning and the north wind at night.

Later, the wind direction here was as expected, and the locals called it "Zheng".

9, Luo pliers halberd net

During Li's reign, in order to crack down on dissidents, he used two cruel officials: Luo Xixuan and He. These two men are both Li's minions. As long as they fall into their hands, they will inevitably run, just like being caught by pliers or falling into a net, so people call it "catching a net." Later, it evolved into an idiom, referring to those cruel officials who colluded with each other and framed innocents.

10, face draft

In the Northern Song Dynasty, there was a man named Lu Dong who was an official in Suzhou.

Once, he sentenced a prisoner to exile. At that time, exile was tattooing on the face.

Lv Dong had the words "specially tattooed for a state prison city" tattooed on the prisoner's face.

After the stabbing, one of his assistants said that your honor was wrong. You can't use the word "special" Anyone who uses this word is a temporary will of the court. This prisoner is just an exile, so we can't use this word.

Hearing this, Dong Liu quickly called for the prisoner to be pulled back, crossed out the word "special thorn" and changed it to "quasi-text" to get a tattoo again.

It is estimated that the prisoner's face must be very high, otherwise he might not have so many words tattooed. Lv Dong stabbed the prisoner twice, which was widely circulated at that time and was laughed at.

Later, someone recommended Lv Dong, saying that he was talented and should be promoted.

The man above said, oh, this man. I know. Isn't that the face painter?