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Fairy tales told to friends
Fairy Tale 1: Little Fox Looking for Colors
Little Fox envies the beautiful colors on the butterfly and thinks about how to grow colorful colors on himself.
When other small animals heard the fox's idea, they all mocked him and said, "How can a fox grow colorful colors? You are bragging again."
Fox: "Hum! I'm not bragging. I will definitely turn my white fur into a more beautiful color than a butterfly. "
Then he turned and left. He looked everywhere, but he couldn't find a beautiful color. On the way, Fox regretted it a little and thought, "I really shouldn't talk big. Where can I find the color?" ! ..... alas ..... ".
Fox was sitting alone in the park. When he saw Uncle Xiong painting the wall with colored paint, he suddenly thought of a way. Hurriedly ran to Uncle Xiong and said, "Uncle Xiong … Uncle Xiong … Can you lend me some of your paint?"
Uncle Xiong looked at the fox and asked strangely, "What do you want to paint for?"
After Fox told Uncle Xiong what happened, Uncle Xiong laughed loudly: "Ha ha ha ha! It is a good thing to have a dream. Don't pay attention to other people's ideas. Uncle Xiong supports you and I will help you draw the most beautiful color. "
In a short time, the original white fur of the little fox was painted like a rainbow by Uncle Xiong, and the little fox showed off everywhere. Those friends who laughed at the little fox never laughed at it again. The little fox suddenly became a star in the forest, and other small animals envied its more beautiful color than butterflies.
Everyone is scrambling to ask Uncle Xiong for help to add color to themselves.
Fairy Tales for Friends Part II: Little Fox Being the Manager
The little white rabbit became the manager of the radish shop, and the little fox looked envious: Hum, I want to be a little white rabbit! "So he read a spell:" One two three four five six, the fox becomes a white rabbit. " Hey! The little fox really turned into a cute little white rabbit in an instant! This time, Fox was very busy: he took out a quarter of his savings and contracted a canteen. This canteen is so big! It's a bit like a small supermarket. He took out a quarter of his savings and bought many shelves and counters. Finally, he took a quarter of his savings to buy the goods. Although the "White Rabbit" eats all kinds of fancy stuff, it is harmful to human body. If it is eaten too much, it will be poisoned and die. Moreover, Fox's food is very expensive: a bottle of drink can reach 6 yuan. But Fox thought it was all right, and the fun started!
Because the department store of "Little White Rabbit" is next to the department store that sells dogs with booming sales recently, the business is passable recently, with a daily retail sales of at least 5, yuan. But a few days later, Fox's department store was quiet again. Fox continued to open the shop as if nothing had happened.
On this sunny day, the "Little White Rabbit" is blowing the air conditioner leisurely in the shop. At this moment, a mountaineer came in from the outside. He hasn't drunk any water or eaten any food for two days and two nights, and only when he saw the department store opened by Fox did he come to the door of Fox's shop with the last glimmer of hope. When the "White Rabbit" saw a guest, his eyes lit up and he seemed to see a big pile of money. The "White Rabbit" sold the mountaineer a bottle of drink, a loaf of bread, an ice cream and a popsicle, which actually cost 66,666 yuan! The mountaineers don't care so much, and eating and drinking is simply wolfing down their food. In the evening, the mountaineer suddenly vomited and vented his bowels, which made his family panic and rushed him to the hospital. The doctor diagnosed food poisoning and should rescue it immediately. So the mountaineer was sent to the operating room. Of course, the little fox didn't know all this.
When the Forest Public Security Bureau and the Forest Court found out, they immediately transferred a police helicopter, an Iveco police car, a kitten helicopter pilot and 3 armed special police officers. The swat is holding an anesthetic gun, and the bullet is an anesthetic bomb. They are going to raid the little fox and take him alive while he is unprepared. Here comes the best part. The kitten circled in the air with 18 swat team members, while the vice captain of the dog swat team with 12 swat team members drove the Iveco police car to the scene in lightning speed. Arriving at the scene, Captain Kitten began to arrange the task: "The 18 members of the plane formed a raid group, all of which entered from the air, and no shooting was allowed. In the car, you two, stay in the car and stand by. The rest are lying on the grass ready to cooperate with the raid team. " Paused, "ok, let's go." So, the helicopter carrying the 18 raiders began to March.
Fox doesn't know what's going on outside. He's still blowing the air conditioner. Suddenly, several "black spiders" climbed in from the outside with guns and opened fire on him. The "white rabbit" escaped and happened to be caught by the people who cooperated with the raid team and detained to the Forest Public Security Bureau.
The Forest Court sent an elephant to search. It soon became clear that Fox's drink was poisonous water from the factory, the bread was out of date, and the potato chips were germinated. No wonder he died of poisoning after eating it.
According to Article 23 of the Law on Auction of Forest Animals formulated by the Forest Federation, "Forest animals shall not sell bad things, and shall not add anything toxic or harmful to human body to food", the forest court punished the fox accordingly.
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