Zhao Benshan’s classic sentences

1. There are tens of millions of houses in a family, and sleeping requires three feet of width.

2. I think workers are the most beautiful people! Without the hard work of workers all over the world, what would we eat? Without the labor of laborers, what should we wear? You don’t have food and clothing, so why are you so beautiful?

3. Walking across the south and north, my legs were crushed by the train track. I drank water from the Yangtze and Yellow Rivers, and kissed fools.

4. We are a couple living together, so why is there such a big gap?

5. Fear is love, love is fear; if you have anything to say to your wife, you are still called a man!

6. Oh my god! This world is so crazy that even mice are being mistresses for cats!

7. A sixth-level carpenter is equivalent to an intermediate intellectual.

8. Whether the cat walks in a straight line or not depends entirely on the mouse.

9. With a big head and a thick neck, he is either the boss or the cook!

10. I have been pursuing happiness all my life, and after I have found it, I understand what happiness is. Answer: Happiness is suffering!

11. A man’s words are like an old lady’s teeth. How many of them are true?

12. Qiubo is the spinach of autumn!

13. If you ask a blind man to go to the Antarctic, he will not be able to find north at all; if you ask a cerebral thrombus to move his lower fork, he will not be able to hook his legs at all; if you ask a giant horse monkey to wear a cheongsam, it will not see beauty at all; If you ask Pan Changjiang to kiss Zhao Haixia, he can't even reach his mouth.

14. People are not smart, so they imitate others’ baldness.

15. Baiyun, Heitu apologizes to you. Please open your eyes and see how pitiful I am. Can I repeat yesterday’s story for you today? Can I still board you with this old ticket of mine? The broken ship!

16. After pursuing happiness all my life, I finally understand what happiness is after I catch it. Answer, happiness is suffering!

17. The feeling of waiting for the aftershock is like a girl in first love waiting for her lover. She is afraid that he will not come, but also afraid that he will mess around.

18. Chinese football is a good dish, but the chopsticks used to pick it up are poisonous, so I had to stop eating it.

19. A year of failure brings about a year of fate. Thank you for gaining wisdom after every hardship. Hengpi: Self-taught and successful.

20. What is the most painful thing in a person’s life? It is that the person is not dead but the money is gone!

21. Life is only a handful of days, only thirty-six thousand days at most; there are tens of millions of houses in a family, and sleeping needs to be three feet wide; to sum up in four sentences: Talking about people is like flowers in a pot; life is It’s a mess, (m.taiks.com classic lines and classic quotations) No matter how well-built the house is, it is still a temporary residence; that small box is your permanent home!

22. Your aunt is no longer the aunt you were 6 years ago, but your uncle will always be your uncle!

23. Look at your rotten belly, who will believe it if you don’t eat it!

24. You are so talented!

25. Even if you are a piece of shit, one day you will meet a dung beetle. So you don’t have to worry too much about yourself today.

26. The pig hit the tree. Did you hit the pig? Did you rear end it?

27. If you can’t hold my heart back, don’t call me a philanderer!

28. Nine-eight-eight-nine-eight was great, there was a bumper harvest and the floods were driven away. The people live and work in peace and contentment and praise the party's leadership. Especially the people's army is hard to find in the world. Overseas, things are quite chaotic, with intrigues and intrigues all day long. Today the cabinet steps down, tomorrow the prime minister is fired. After the financial crisis, we need to impeach our leaders again. Looking at the world, the scenery is better here!

29. There is no difficulty, even if you create difficulties.

30. Sample, if you wear a vest, I won’t recognize you!