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Are there any funny poems about drinking?

1. When you drink and laugh, how much can life do!

From "Bodhisattva Barbarian: Advising You to Be Intoxicated Tonight" by Wei Zhuang of the Tang Dynasty

I advise you to be intoxicated tonight, and do not talk about the affairs of the Ming Dynasty before you. Cherish the host's heart, and the wine will be deeply affectionate.

You have to worry about the spring leakage being short, don’t complain about the gold cup being full. When you drink and laugh, how much can life be?

Interpretation:

I advise you to get drunk tonight and never talk about tomorrow's events at the wine table. Just cherish the heart of the now enthusiastic host, because the master’s wine glass is deep, and the master’s friendship is also deep.

What worries me is that a spring night of joyful drinking like tonight is too short. I will no longer refuse to say that you filled my wine glass too full again. Since there is wine to drink, no matter what, you have to cheer up. How long can life be?

2. No one wears flowers, no one persuades me to drink, and no one cares about drunkenness.

From "The Sapphire Case: Stopping Needlework Every Year on the Society Day" by Huang Gongshao of the Song Dynasty

Stop the needlework every year on the Society Day. How can I bear to see the two flying swallows. Today is half of spring in Jiangcheng. The whole body is still there, deep in the chaotic mountains, beside the lonely creek bridge.

Whose needlework is wearing a torn spring shirt? Every line is full of tears. The setting sun unwinds on the grass bank. No one wears flowers, no one persuades me to drink, and no one cares about drunkenness.

Interpretation:

On the days of the Spring Society every year, women stop sewing. How can she, lonely, bear to see the spring swallows flying and roosting together? Today, most of the spring scenery in Jiangcheng has passed, and I am still alone in the depths of the chaotic mountains, standing lonely by the creek.

Who can mend my spring shirt with needlework and thread when it’s worn out? Lines of tears covered the spring shirt. At sunset, I unsaddled my horse and stood on the bank of the lush grass. Although there were flowers and branches, no one wore them. Although there was good wine, no one advised me to drink it. Even if I was drunk, no one took care of me.

3. Drinking debt is commonplace, but rare in seventy years of life.

From "Two Qujiang Poems.? Part Two" written by Du Fu in the Tang Dynasty

I wear spring clothes every day when I return to the dynasty, and I return home drunk every day from the head of the river. Drinking debts are commonplace, but rare in the past seventy years of life.

You can see the butterfly deeply through the flowers, and the dragonflies fly in the water. Rumor has it that the scenery is constantly changing. For the time being, we should appreciate each other and do not contradict each other.

Interpretation:

When I came back from the previous court, I pawned my spring clothes every day. The money I got in exchange went to Jiangtou to buy wine every day, and I didn't come back until I was drunk. Drinking debts are common everywhere. It is a common and trivial matter. It is rare in ancient times for people to live to be seventy years old.

But I saw butterflies shuttling back and forth in the depths of the flowers, and dragonflies flying across the water, tapping the water from time to time. Send a message to Chunguang, let me stay with Chunguang. Although we are temporarily complimentary, don't break it!

4. Kill Tao Yuanming with a smile without drinking the wine in the cup.

From "Mocking King Liyang for Refusing to Drink" by Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty

The ground is white, the wind is cold, and the snowflakes are as big as hands. Kill Tao Yuanming with a smile, without drinking the wine in the cup. ?

While caressing a harp, five willow trees were planted. What do I have for you when I carry my turban on my head?

Interpretation:

The earth is white with snow, the wind is cold and sharp, and the snowflakes are like big hands. Tao Yuanming is laughing so hard, just because you don't drink the wine in the cup. You really caressed a plain harp and planted five green willow trees. What do I mean to you by living up to the hijab I wear?

5. With a pot of wine and a pole, how many people can be as happy as a farmer?

From "The Fisherman·The waves are filled with thousands of miles of snow" written by Li Yu of the Five Dynasties

The waves are filled with thousands of miles of snow, and the peach blossoms are silent in spring. With a pot of wine and a pole, there are a few people who are as happy as a farmer.

Interpretation:

The waves on the river are rolling like snow for thousands of miles, and the rows of peach blossoms on the bank are in full bloom, indicating that spring is in full swing. With a jug of wine by your side and a fishing rod in your hand, how many people in the world are so free and happy?