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Here comes the funny copy that makes her boyfriend angry.
Copy of "selling swords"
A sword seller who "exploded" her boyfriend in situ.
0 1. If you dare to bully me again, I'll tell you in one minute.
02. A real man wants to see my boyfriend, not only without contacting his predecessor, but also without contacting his current one.
If you think I have a big temper, you can find one that leaks air.
I've done a lot of evil in my life, so I'll forget it when I meet you.
05. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I stay away from you as a jinx?
06. Dislike me all day. Dislike me, then I can value you if there is nothing wrong with it.
When you were mean to me, I even thought about what the next one would be like.
08. Don't sleep. You can't sleep without my sleep.
09. Makes me angry, right? I don't want you. You go, I'll find another little brother.
10. Let's argue. We can't be apart anyway. Either you bother me or I bother you every day.
1 1. My spit is used to count money, not to reason with you.
12. I really want to talk about a love that your mother forced me to leave you 100 million.
13. In order not to delay your time, I will hack you now.
14. You were only a little bit as big as sesame when you were beaten.
15. Delete men if they don't come out three times. Zhuge Liang is not as difficult to invite as you are.
16. I'm not angry when you scold me. I'm going to soak a cup of medlar water and influence you with love.
17. Bao, are you angry with me? Don't be angry. If you don't, you'll be angry for nothing.
18. I think that man is more handsome than you. We split up. Don't delay me.
19. I like being tired alone, so I like ten.
20. I'm a little unhappy today. Although it's not your fault, can you apologize to me?
2 1. You said you loved me, just like the agent tricked me into going into the factory to make screws.
22. It is ok to quarrel. What about the boy I deleted for you? After quarreling with you, there is no man to talk to. You pay for my people.
23. Other people's boyfriends coax their girlfriends like their own fathers. What about you? You've been against me like a rebel all day.
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