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In the second grade, I gave up my seat to write a composition by looking at pictures.
One day, Xiao Liang will go to grandma's house to play by bus. There were many people in the car. As soon as Liang Xiao found his seat, he saw a white-haired grandfather coming. Grandpa has a cane in one hand and a bag in the other. Liang Xiao smiled and said, "Grandpa, please sit here." Grandpa said, "Thank you, little friend." Xiao Liang said, "You're welcome. This is what I should do. "
The aunt of the clerk, the uncle in the car, the aunt with the baby in her arms, and the grandfather with white beard all smiled. He praised Xiao Liang and said, "This child is really sensible."
One morning, Xiaohong saw an old woman on the bus. White-haired and wrinkled, she struggled to get on the bus with a cane in one hand and a basket in the other.
Xiaohong saw it and thought, "This old woman has white hair and so many wrinkles on her face. She must be very old. The teacher taught us to respect the old and love the young. " Xiaohong then stood up, standing straight and straight, like a soldier, waving and saying, "Grandma, please sit down!" " "Grandma said," thank you, no, you'd better sit down! ""However, Xiaohong invited grandma to her seat. Grandma sat down and said, "Thank you!" "Next to the uncles and aunts are the thumbs-up.
Xiaohong was praised, and her face turned red at once. There were two beautiful little red flowers on her face.
On Sunday, Xiaoming is going to see his grandparents. He got on the bus and found a seat. He saw a tall uncle carrying something on the bus, and his uncle was sweating with heat.
Suddenly, Xiaoming heard a bang. It turned out that his uncle hit his head on the roof. He pointed to his seat and said, "Uncle, please sit down." My uncle said, "I'm not tired. You'd better sit down. " After a while, Xiao Ming came up with a good idea.
Xiaoming told his uncle to bend down and say to him, "I have a good idea." Uncle said, "Any good ideas?" Xiao Ming said, "Sit down, I'll sit on your lap." Uncle said, "That's a good idea." Uncle sat on the seat, Xiaoming sat on his uncle's lap, and all the uncles and aunts nearby praised Xiaoming as a sensible boy.
On Saturday morning, the small animals came to the library to read books.
The hedgehog waddled close to the seat. The little hedgehog saw an empty seat next to the little white rabbit and sat down. Unexpectedly, the hedgehog's thorn pierced the little white rabbit, and the little white rabbit cried painfully, "Oh, your thorn is really hard!" " The hedgehog said apologetically, "Sorry, little white rabbit, sit by yourself!" " ""The hedgehog walked away with a frown. At this time, the little turtle ran to the little hedgehog and said, "Little hedgehog, don't go. My shell is very hard and I am not afraid of your thorns. " Hedgehog jumped up with joy.
Finally, the hedgehog and the tortoise sit together, and the rabbit and squirrel sit together and read carefully. What a wonderful scene!
On Saturday afternoon, all the animals went to the library to read books. The little turtle and the little squirrel are sitting together, and there is a space next to the little rabbit.
The little hedgehog sat on the chair with a book, and suddenly the little rabbit cried, "Oh, that really hurts!" " The hedgehog said shamefully, "Excuse me, please sit down!" " The little hedgehog blushed, and when he turned to leave with his head down, the little turtle waved and chased him and said, "Don't go, I'll sit with you!" " "The hedgehog jumped up and said," Really? "But it shook its head again and said," I'm afraid I'll stab you. " The little turtle smiled and said, "I'm not afraid." I have a shell on me. I am not afraid of your thorns. " Hedgehog was relieved.
Finally, they sat in a row and read with relish.
One sunny morning, the little white rabbit, the little turtle and the little squirrel were all reading with relish in the reading room of the library, and the little hedgehog came.
The hedgehog walks up to the white rabbit with a book and sits down next to it. "hey! Really stinging! " The little white rabbit jumped up and shouted in pain. Hedgehog lowered his head and said guiltily, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." When it was about to leave, the little turtle stopped the little hedgehog. The little turtle said, "don't go, I'll sit with you!" " The hedgehog said, "But my thorn will sting you." "The little turtle patted his shell and said," I'm not afraid of your thorns. My shell can protect me. "
Hedgehog is dancing with joy. The little hedgehog and the little turtle are sitting, and the little white rabbit and the little squirrel are sitting, absorbed in reading together.
One afternoon, the weather was fine, and the small animals came to the animal library to read books.
Rabbits, turtles and squirrels are all sitting in chairs reading with relish. Suddenly, the little hedgehog staggered past with a book in his hand. He was delighted to see a seat next to the little white rabbit, so he sat on it and poked its tail. The little white rabbit shouted, "Oh, it really hurts!" " "Hedgehog quickly stood up and said," I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. Sit down! " "Little hedgehog say that finish, turn round and then walk. At this time, the little turtle quickly caught up with him and said, "Don't go, I have a hard shell and I'm not afraid of your thorns." Hedgehog is beaming at this.
The little hedgehog and the little turtle sit together, and the rabbit and squirrel sit together. They are in harmony.
One sunny day, small animals came to the library to read books.
The hedgehog waddled over with a book, and he sat down next to the rabbit. Little rabbit immediately jumped up and said, "Oh, it really hurts!" " "The little hedgehog was embarrassed. He lowered his head and said to the little rabbit, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." Sit down! " Gloomily, "little hedgehog left. The little turtle next to him quickly stood up and said, "Don't go, come and sit with me!" " The hedgehog said, "I have a thorn, and it will stab you!" "The little turtle patted his shell and said," Never mind, I have a hard shell. "The hedgehog said," Great. Let's sit together! " "
Finally, the little hedgehog and the little turtle sit together, and they read with relish.
This afternoon, the weather was fine, and the small animals came to the animal library to read books. The library is very quiet!
The little white rabbit, the little turtle and the little squirrel are absorbed in reading. Hedgehog chooses a book he likes and sits on the seat. The white rabbit's tail met the thorn of the hedgehog. "Oh, it really hurts!" "Cried the little white rabbit in panic. Hedgehog lowered his head and said, "Excuse me, please sit down!" " Gloomily, "little hedgehog left. At this time, the little turtle quickly caught up with him and said, "Don't go, I'll sit with you." The hedgehog asked, "Aren't you afraid of thorns?" The little turtle patted his shell and said, "I have a hard shell!" " The hedgehog cheered, "Great! "
Finally, the little hedgehog and the little turtle sit, and the little white rabbit and the little squirrel sit. They read it with relish and the library was quiet again.
10 In the afternoon, hedgehog, tortoise, squirrel and white rabbit read books in the animal library.
Little hedgehog came slowly with a book. He saw a space next to the little white rabbit and sat down. The little hedgehog was about to open the book when the little white rabbit suddenly shouted, "Oh, it hurts!" " Hedgehog immediately stood up and said shamefully, "Excuse me, please sit down. I will find another place. "Little Hedgehog just took a step, and the little turtle hurried to catch up and said," Little Hedgehog, I'll sit with you because my shell is hard and I'm not afraid of thorns. " Hedgehog jumped three feet for joy.
Finally, the little hedgehog and the little turtle sat together, and the little white rabbit and the little squirrel sat together, all absorbed in reading.
One noon, the sun was shining. Hedgehog came to the library to read with a hundred books.
The hedgehog sat down and just wanted to turn over the book. The little rabbit was stung by the little hedgehog and shouted, "Oh, it really hurts!" " Hedgehog quickly stood up and said, "Excuse me, please sit down. Hedgehog sat down somewhere else in shame. Hedgehog is reading a book alone. The little turtle saw that the little hedgehog was lonely and ran to read with the little hedgehog. " Let's read it together! Said the little turtle. The hedgehog said, "My thorn will prick you." The little turtle said, "My shell is hard and won't hurt. Let's read it together! " "Hedgehog is very happy.
The hedgehog is reading again.
In the morning, the sky is full of peace, and the birds on the branches are singing, as if singing!
Hedgehog went to the library to read. He quickly chose a book and found a seat. "Oh, that hurts!" The little rabbit said angrily. Hedgehog said gloomily, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't sit down and stab you." I'd better go! " "Say that finish, it turned and left." Don't go, I'll change with the rabbit! I have a hard shell and am not afraid of your thorns. "Said the little turtle quickly ran over. Hedgehog jumped three feet for joy!
So they sat together and read happily.
On Sunday afternoon, it was clear in Wan Li, Wan Li. Small animals are reading in the library. At this moment, the little hedgehog came. He came over with a book in his arms. He saw that the chair next to the little white rabbit was empty and sat down.
Who knows that as soon as she sat down, the little white rabbit jumped up and shouted, "Ouch, it really hurts!" " "Hedgehog quickly stood up and bowed his head in shame. He said, "Excuse me, White Rabbit, please sit down." The hedgehog is preparing to walk away sadly. Suddenly, the little turtle ran over and said, "hedgehog, don't go." I will let the little white rabbit and the little squirrel sit together. Sit with me! Hedgehog asked, "But aren't you afraid that my thorn will prick you?" The little turtle said, "I have a shell, which is very hard and I am not afraid of your thorns!" " "Little hedgehog instantly turns grief into joy.
So they sat in their chairs and read with relish, and soon it was dark.
One day, Rabbit White, Little Tortoise Yaya and Little Squirrel Coco were reading story books carefully on the bench in the bookstore. Hedgehog saw Bai Bai, Ya Ya and Ke Ke reading on the bench, so he took a book to read. Huanhuan just sat down and said, "Ah!" He jumped three feet and said, "Oh, that really hurts." Huanhuan quickly waved and said, "Sorry, sit down!" I left in a hurry. Ya Ya said, "Don't go." Yaya quickly vainly changed her seat, and she said to Huanhuan, "I'll sit with you." Yaya sat down, Huanhuan sat down carefully. It turns out that the magic weapon of the little turtle is its shell.
Finally, some friends are reading books carefully and quietly on the library bench!
In the second grade, I gave up my seat to look at the picture and write a composition. 15 School is over! Xiao Qiang and I go home by bus. When we got on the bus and saw two empty seats, we sat down in tandem. At the next stop, a hunched and wrinkled old man got on the bus, but there were no empty seats on the bus. He had to stand aside on crutches and handrails. This makes Xiao Qiang and I very sad. We thought: how tired it is for such an old grandfather to stand there! I looked back at Xiao Qiang, so we walked forward together and smiled and said to Grandpa, "Grandpa, sit down!" " It will be more comfortable to sit down. "Grandpa said," good! All right! All right! You are such a good boy! Then Xiao Qiang and I helped Grandpa to the seat, and we sat in another seat.
When I got home, I told my mother about it and praised me as a good boy who helped others. My heart is full of joy!
On a hot summer day, a car carrying many passengers stopped on the platform. Suddenly, a little brother came over. His hand was on crutches and his right foot was still bandaged. A white-haired grandmother sitting in front, wearing a white shirt and blue pants, saw her little brother and quickly hugged him and said, "Come and sit with me!" " Kid. Hearing this, the little brother smiled and said, "Thank you! I won't sit, you'd better sit! " After that, I walked forward. At this time, Big Brother Fang Gezi, who was sitting behind the old lady, didn't want to give up his seat, so he opened the book in his hand, blocked his head and glanced at his little brother. At this time, the little sister in a flowered skirt behind the big brother waved her little hand and shouted, "Little brother, come and sit here!" " She pointed to the stool and said. The little brother came up to him in surprise and said, "Thank you! Little sister. " Then I sat down. My sister stood out of the reach of the rings. Just then, the car started and my little sister fell down before she stood firm. After seeing it, my brother felt embarrassed and ashamed, so he quickly helped his sister up and let her sit in her seat and stand alone.
My little sister smiled, and so did the people in the car.
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