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A complete collection of simple jokes and brain teasers with answers

Brain teasers make people happy in life. Joy can make people feel comfortable and get along with others happily. It is a special way to develop thinking. Now I will share with you simple brain teasers. I hope you all like it. A complete collection of simple jokes and brain teasers (selected articles)

1. Please think carefully, what is the largest shadow you have ever seen? Answer: The shadow of the earth, that is, every night

2. Arrange individuals in a city row. How should they be arranged? Answer: Just arrange them in a regular hexagon.

3. On the bus, two people were having a lively conversation. , but the onlookers couldn't hear a word. Why? Answer: This is a pair of deaf-mute people

4. What is the cleanest way to wipe the floor? Answer: hard

5. What kind of bucket can never be filled? Answer: toilet

6. What do you see most on the boat? Answer: water

7. What number makes a lady Love and hate? Answer: 38

8. Apart from trains, what is the longest car in the world? Answer: Traffic jam

9. What should you treat others to eat if no one else will eat it? Eat it yourself. Can’t swallow? Answer: Loss

10. When beating a dog, it depends on the owner, but what does it look like when beating a tiger? Answer: Does it depend on whether you have the seed? A complete collection of simple jokes and brain teasers (latest)

1. Three students played checkers, and *** played minutes. Ask each student how long the game took. The answer was: minutes

2. A train takes one person to travel from Keelung to Kaohsiung. It takes an hour to arrive. Now after traveling for an hour, where should the train be now? Answer: On the rails

3. A 500,000-ton oil tanker sank. What was the first thing to surface? Answer: air

4. An electric bicycle is traveling south at a speed of kilometers per hour. There is an east wind blowing at a speed of kilometers per hour on the road. In which direction does the smoke from the electric bicycle blow? Answer: There is no smoke from the electric bicycle.

5. A point and a line are long, and a line is floating in the South Sea. There is a person in the South Sea, only one inch long. .

Answer: House

6. A large wooden house is lighter than air, but even if people push it, it will not move! Why answer: It is the shadow of the wooden house

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7. What kind of weapon will an air conditioner turn into if it falls from a building? Answer: murder weapon (if it hits someone); air conditioner (regardless of whether it is broken or broken)

8. There are two bridges on a river, one high and one low. Why is the high bridge flooded twice a year, but the low bridge only flooded once? Answer: The high bridge is downstream

9. A square table was taken away One corner, and how many corners? Answer: five corners

10. What flower blooms all year round? Answer: fake flower

11. One-year-old Xiaomao He accidentally swallowed a one-yuan coin. His father nervously lifted him up and pulled him on his back, but what Xiaomao spit out was a one-yuan coin. What should he do at this time? Answer: Continue to feed him one-yuan coins.

12. Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby with only one right eye? Answer: Everyone has only one right eye

13. One end was tied with a metric rope How does a tiger eat grass meters away? Answer: Tiger...does not eat grass

14. One night there was a strong wind, and there was always a lit candle on a table. First the root was blown out by the wind, and soon another gust of wind blew out the root. Finally, there were a few candles left on the table. Answer: The root, and the others were burned out.

15. During a heavy rain, farmers were busy planting. They all ran away, but there was still one person who didn’t leave. Why? Answer: That’s the Scarecrow

16. Dabao, who has always loved eating cakes the most, why couldn’t he even eat the small piece of cake in front of him today? Answer: Because he I just finished eating that/

17. How will an ant die if it falls from a mountain millions of meters high? Answer: Starve to death

18. A mouse will die after eating the elixir Then the snake ate the mouse, and the snake also flew, but why did an owl fly? Answer: Owls can fly in the first place

19. A dog never takes a bath , why don’t they get lice? Answer: Dogs only give birth to puppies

20. A caterpillar crosses a river without a bridge. How does it cross? Answer: A simple brainteaser about turning into a butterfly and flying across it. Encyclopedia (Classics)

1. Which part of a pear is the sweetest? Answer: The first bite is the sweetest

2. A policeman’s son is never called this The policeman is the father. Why is the answer: The policeman is a woman

3. How to cut a watermelon into pieces with a knife? Answer: ? Well-shaped cutting

4. A A person is framed, but the person who framed him has done nothing wrong! Who is the person who framed him? And who is framed? Answer: The person framed is a painting, and the person in the framed painting is the artist

 5. A man has three hairs, why would he cut off one? Answer: He wants to be Sanmao’s brother

6. A man is injured and lying on the road. Why not when he comes? Save him. Answer: That person is dead

7. ?, guess seven words. ?Answer: Twinkle and twinkle. (Simplified musical notation)

8. ?Silkworm ant? Is it an ant or a silkworm? Answer: Silkworm

9. ?Water snake? Python? Green bamboo snake? Which one is longer? Answer: Green bamboo snake

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10. How many words are there in Xinhua Dictionary? Answer: four

11. Give an orange to a child, how to divide it fairly? Answer: squeeze into juice

12. Regarding Tottenham’s victory over AC Milan, Sister Feng said she was very stressed.

(Hit a fruit)? Answer: pineapple

13. The house is dirty and messy, how can I clean it up in the shortest time? Answer: Close your eyes and out of sight

14. Anne's doctor boyfriend went on a business trip for a year and wrote a love letter to Anne every two days. How many love letters will Anne receive after two months? Answer: None. He is too lazy. None. Send

15. The wife said: I am really unlucky. I stepped on dog shit when I was blind before marrying you. The husband said: I am really unlucky. I stepped on dog shit when I was blind. I will marry you; who is more unlucky? Answer: Dog poop is more unlucky! No matter where the dog poop lies, they will step on it

16. What kind of duck eggs does mom hate the most? Answer: The one on the exam paper

17. What is the thing that women lose without knowing it? Answer: Beauty

18. If Zhuge Liang were alive, how would the world be different now? Answer: There would be one more person

19. If someone asks you for directions, which answer are you most afraid of hearing: Is this the earth?