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How can a female driver become a master driver?
Don't digress, answer the question.
If you want to be a female driver that others don't like, you should do but not be limited to the following (in fact, novices need to pay attention to these):
1. Practice horizontal and reverse storage. Many roadside parking lines are mostly on the side of the auxiliary road. The most common thing for beginners is that they can't get in 200 times. But another car came behind, and the car behind honked to urge. The novice is in a hurry and can't get in. Mastering parking skills can reduce a lot of embarrassing scenes, and also make old drivers sincerely admire, alas, the little girl inside is not bad. The specific skills will not be extended. Please ask experienced drivers and friends around you for more guidance. Everyone has their own parking skills.
Also, I forgot what the driving school said about looking at the bottom of the rearview mirror to find the line. The point of street parking is not to touch other people's cars. You don't know how many cars you'll hit if you stare at this line.
2. Absolutely, absolutely, drive without makeup, don't make phone calls, don't send WeChat, especially makeup. I saw the car in front of me parked on the highway more than once. When overtaking, nine times out of ten, the female driver wears makeup. As for men's and women's phones, please lean in the back alley and answer them with headphones or cars. You can go to Taobao to buy dozens of domestic Bluetooth headsets, which is safe and convenient. When you meet a friend who sends WeChat, you can tell the other person that you are driving. If you have something to say, please use your voice.
3. Extend from the previous one, remember to change lanes decisively when driving, turn around, observe the rear car and make sure it is correct. Don't turn off the light for a long time or ride in the middle of two lanes, so that the rear car can't judge your intention and don't go for a long time. You suddenly appeared in front of me when I was overtaking. It is very likely that this is how the rear-end collision in the city happened.
4. Before you go on the road, find out the functions of things in your car, where are the common functions, whether the handbrake is electronic, traditional or pedal, where are the buttons of the trunk and fuel tank cover, how to switch between the radio and the empty skylight, or whether the gears of high-end cars such as Mercedes-Benz G series are simple pocket gears and need to be adapted. (The fuel tank cover is marked in black. I drove my sister's new car on the road. When I refueled, I asked you where the fuel tank cap was opened. She said she didn't know. I said, how did you refuel these months? She said that my little brother always cheers. . . )
5. Stop the car and get into the habit of picking empty brakes.
6. Read the traffic rules carefully! I've only had three accidents and been scraped twice in my life. Unfortunately, I'm an unreasonable middle-aged female driver. As soon as they got off the bus, they said I wouldn't let her. I really didn't care about this kind of thing, so I threw the police, got into the car and waited, but the other party still insisted. You know, it's right to scold me when the wheel of her car is still pressing the line. . .
7. Know the type of car. Some cars really can't afford to lose money after being hit. . . There is a joke about a driver who needs to avoid the road conditions. It is too late. On the left is BMW and on the right is Passat. Without saying anything, he stopped at the top of Passat. I got off the bus and found it was Phaeton. . .
Generally speaking, I want to add something. In a word, I don't like female drivers who are black all day, but I like black automatic transmission with manual transmission.
The sense of superiority is inexplicable. According to my observation, the biggest problem for female drivers is that they are prone to form bad or even dangerous driving habits and often don't know it. In fact, it's not bad to have an old driver who often runs with you. Open this thing, without it, only by hand.
I wish the subject a safe journey ~
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