How can we make the teacher angry in class? Ask god for help

Children now. . Hey. How is your teacher treating you? Why are you angry with your teacher? Speaking of which, there are quite a few jokes that drive the teacher away. Think about it. Think about it. Although I understand that this is really immoral, it is for entertainment. If you really want to annoy the teacher, please refer to it in a humorous way. 1。 In the math class of senior three, the teacher wrote on the blackboard, and the bottom was in a mess. The teacher couldn't bear it: "Students, keep your voice down!" A buddy said, "Teacher, you will get used to it!" " "The teacher was speechless. 2。 High school students must wear school uniforms, and some repeat students never wear them. One day, the teacher saw that the classmate didn't wear a school uniform and asked him why he didn't wear it. The classmate was furious and said, "My mother is not dead, so why wear mourning clothes!" " "The teacher is angry. 3。 The teacher dragged the hall: "Finally, I have to say one thing ..." A boy interface in the back row said loudly: "Twisted melons are not sweet!" The audience was silent. The teacher was livid: "Class dismissed!" 4。 I remember when I was doing geometry in junior high school, the math teacher was furious and smashed two books on the podium: "xx, xxx, how come your answers are all the same?" Listen to the following small channel: "Great minds think alike." 5。 After class in junior high school, I like several classmates flying butterflies together (it's really boring to think about it now). As a result, a classmate was so excited that when the bell rang, the math teacher asked him several times but didn't answer. Five minutes after class, the classmate ran to the door and called for a report. The teacher said angrily, "I call the dog and it wags its tail!" " The classmate whispered, "I have no tail!" " "The whole class burst into laughter, even the teacher couldn't help laughing. 6。 In Chinese class, the teacher said, "In fact, weasels don't eat chickens, which is obtained by scientists through experiments. I once locked a chicken and a weasel together. Guess what happened the next day? " The classmate replied, "The chicken is pregnant! " 7。 One day, I had two political lessons in succession. No one cleans the blackboard after the first class. The political teacher saw it in the second class and asked angrily, "Why don't the students on duty clean the blackboard?" At this time, a very confident voice said, "whoever pollutes will be treated!" " "The whole class laughed. 8。 Senior three, geometry teacher, an old lady, bragging and annoying. One day in class: "I am highly valued by the Municipal Education Bureau. They always invite me to study the problem together, and I pick up the car every time. " There is a deliberate pause to emphasize the tone. Me: "Three rounds?" Results: I was banned from geometry class from now on. 9。 In high school, I had my first labor class. The teacher was an old man and introduced himself: "My name is Wu Shushan." I immediately replied: "Looking at Chang 'an in the northwest, there are countless poor mountains. "The whole class laughed, the teacher was livid, and I was punished for doing heavy work. 10。 In Chinese class, the teacher called a sleepy classmate to answer the questions. This classmate is in a daze and can't speak. The teacher said, "Is that all right? "I won't scream either!" Classmate: "Cheep." The teacher is sweating ... 1 1. In music class, the teacher is a music solitaire, that is, the previous classmate drinks a "la" with one sound, and the next classmate must repeat the "la" of the previous classmate before singing a "la" with another sound. A boy was bored, so he added a word after everyone's "La" sound, such as "La Feng", "Lamian Noodles" and "Shit". After he sang "La" in a very beautiful tone, the music teacher smiled and said to him, "Let's see what you can play." 12。 A girl in my class was listening to the walkman in the back row. When her ears were blocked, she spoke loudly and said to her deskmate, "Please let me know when the teacher comes." Almost all the students heard it. The teacher is no exception, looking at that classmate and saying, "I can't go there!" " " 13。 At a school party, teachers (more than 60 elderly women) gave up the project. The students booed: the teacher also gave a program and danced. A boy shouted, "Dance the pole! "The teacher didn't understand the meaning of pole dancing, thinking that she was going to dance, so she said," I am old and can't do it, but I was ok when I was young, everyone ... "14. In high school, we will have an exam. We had a geography class. The teacher reported a place name on it, and we answered minerals below. After talking about many places, the teacher suddenly asked, "What is produced in Jiangnan?" The boys in the class said in unison: "Jiangnan has beautiful women! " 15。 Sitting in the last row to sleep, next to the back door of the classroom, my deskmate wakes me up every time after class, and then I go straight out of the classroom to bathe in the sunshine. Once in class, the teacher asked me to answer questions for the first time. I was awakened by my deskmate while sleeping. I got up and pushed the door out of the classroom. Five minutes later, I felt very strange outside the classroom, and then I hurried back to the classroom. All the teachers and students were frightened. Ahem, I also have a joke here. In my scattered memory, there are many jokes told in class, but only one can be pieced together. This is a classic. Math teacher: "The semester is coming to an end, and you finally learned the triangle. "Me:" A late bloomer. "