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What’s the worst thing you’ve ever been cheated on by your husband?
The biggest thing that got me into trouble with my husband was my birthday. That day was my first birthday that we celebrated together, and it happened that he had just changed jobs and it was his first day at work. In the evening, the boss wanted to greet him and drank some wine. I felt so distressed that I changed my clothes and went to pick him up. Now that I think about it, I shouldn't have gone out to see him, otherwise it wouldn't have been so miserable.
We were walking on the street happily, and he said that today is my birthday, and he insisted on hugging me as a princess, saying that he wanted to be my knight. I definitely refused, and then he kept insisting on hugging me. , as a result, I felt like I was thrown out as soon as I was picked up in the air. Yes, even though I was thrown out, I still landed face first. The result was that his glasses were directly smashed, his eye socket was broken, and his thumb nail was split off when his right hand was stationary.
I was stunned at that time, as if I had a concussion, and I almost vomited out the candied haws I ate before walking. My husband immediately panicked. While blowing my fingers, he kept apologizing, and then he started crying. Obviously I was the one who should cry. I thought he must have done it on purpose. Our positions immediately changed. It became me to comfort him. After comforting him for a while, he was still twitching, and I got annoyed. Please stop crying now. I don’t feel any pain. I just feel sorry for my pair of glasses that just cost 1,200 yuan. If you have the energy, why don't you take me to bandage it quickly?
Then he took a taxi to take me to the emergency room. After cleaning up at home, he went to bed. A drunk man is really scary. I almost didn't get cheated to death by him on my wonderful birthday. It's a good thing that I had nothing to do elsewhere, otherwise he would definitely regret it. When he woke up the next day and saw the red circles around my eyes, he almost couldn't hold back and started crying again, and then When I got home from get off work that day, I bought another pair of glasses.
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