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Is there a better place than Binzhou, Shandong?
I also want to know, because there is really no second city like Binzhou in China, with few people, cheap and big houses, convenient transportation in the city center and easy to remember the road names, but Dongying is actually the same, except that Dongying is bigger than Binzhou, but its population is much smaller than Binzhou, and the land is vast and sparsely populated. On the map of Dongying, the name of Square Road is as easy to remember as Binzhou, but the smallest in Shandong is not Binzhou, and Laiwu is also very small. But I haven't been to other places, and I don't know how it is, but the people in Jiangsu are really poor. I can rent a big house in Binzhou, which is quiet and feels at home. When I arrived in Jiangsu, I obviously felt that Jiangsu people were very picky in Okta. I rented a very shabby house in Jiangsu, but I didn't feel at home. I just think this is a temporary residence. Even though the characteristics of Shandong people are that southerners are actually more serious than Shandong people. Jiangsu is not the worst, and Zhejiang people are even more fierce further south. When people from Zhejiang come to Shandong, it is a spike. All the characteristics and means of Shandong people are just a glimpse for Zhejiang. Before I came, I just read fairy tales, such as Journey to the West. The Dragon King in the East China Sea is particularly fierce, and the orientals are outstanding, hardworking and rigorous. The Dragon King of Beihai is a northerner, and he is more courageous and resourceful. The West Sea Dragon King is no less than the East. Southerners are very gentle, but when I really came, I found that compared with going to the next level in the north, the south really changed my point of view. Who are the Dragon Kings in the East China Sea, the North China Sea and the West China Sea? The Dragon King in the South China Sea is the weakest, but in fact, he totally dares to hit the first three big brothers, and he is completely puffed up. The true spirit of China people is southerners, while northerners are more like foreigners. It is said that northerners are very filial, but in fact southerners have more family values. Pay more attention to filial piety, and the southern police are stricter. Just like I took the train from Fujian to Shanghai, all of them were from Fujian. When I first entered Shanghai from the window, it was a large suburb, shabby and no different from other backward places. And it is much bigger than the suburbs in other places, and there is no development at all. Why do you think Shanghai is poorer than other places? The passengers in the car said that Shanghai was poorer than Fujian, their hometown. The bullet train I took didn't go into Shanghai, and finally stopped at Hongqiao Railway Station, which was still some distance from the city, so I didn't feel good all the way. Even if Hongqiao hub is developed, it doesn't make any sense. Everything in it is too expensive. I will starve when I stay there, otherwise it will be worth eating casually. Rice costs three yuan a bowl, so I can't add rice. I have to add three yuan and rice, even a bottle of mineral water is worth it. Lujiazui, the most developed Pudong New Area, is rich, but it feels shabby to the east. Moreover, people from all over the country come to work in all parts of the east. They are poor and there are too many people in Shanghai. The police in Shanghai don't live outside to take care of you. They put you directly into the police station, saying that northerners are fierce. Anyone in Shanghai speaks Shanghainese, and people around him dare not say anything, because Shanghainese are very quiet.
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