Three-minute sketches or jokes for four people, with as few words as possible.

A toast: a lecture table, three sets of tables and chairs.

People: Teacher, student Liang, student Chen, student Fang Shijie.

(Fang, Chen) sitting in a chair talking.

Liang (entering): Hey, big news, big news! The head teacher is angry with me again, and our class has changed! I heard that the surname is Hou.

Party; Well, a "sheep" just left and a "monkey" came.

Chen: Who cares about monkeys? Even if the Monkey King comes, we have to take him back to Huaguoshan.

Liang: OK! If you don't loosen your teeth, you will be rooted in the chaotic class. A thousand words persuade the right thoughts, and whoever comes will be angry. Yeah!

Teacher; : (enters the classroom) "Class!"

Fang: Stand up.

Teacher: Hello, class. Please sit down. First, let me introduce myself. I am your new class teacher. My surname is Hou.

Student (privately): "Monkey"? (Ha ... Hey ...)

Teacher: Be quiet. Let's ask the students to introduce themselves.

Liang: Teacher, his name is Fang Shijie and his name is Chen.

Fang and Chen: His name is Liang.

Teacher; Don't students know who they are? Ask someone to introduce you. Ok, should I send out the monthly exam results? Beam 76,

Chen 67, Fang Shijie 49.

Fang: Ah! We're going to fry shredded pork with bamboo boards again tonight.

What do Liang and Chen mean?

Fang: What don't you know? Every time I come home from the exam, the score below 80 is women's singles, the score below 70 is men's singles, and the score below 60 is mixed.

Double, please I'm dead this time.

Teacher: Stop it and carefully analyze the reasons why you didn't do well in the exam. Write me a written reflection, and your feelings must be very profound.

Teacher: OK, why don't you read the reflection for everyone?

Chen: What do you know about spring flowers and autumn moons? When is the exam? At present, the test papers are re-issued, and the results are unbearable. I'm still scared about last time. This is just a theme.

Change. When will you stand out? Like a river flowing eastward.

Fang: the sky is wild, and the hope for this year is too slim; The water is curved, the road is long, and the days of studying are too long; A tall building is sparsely populated. When will the suffering end? I thought I studied hard for three years at the cold window, but I ended up on the list. Sad, really sad.

Liang: When can I get high marks? I have nothing to ask the sky. I wonder if I will go to college tomorrow. Will the exam be strict? I want to work hard, smell the crow in the third watch and watch in the fifth watch.

Unfortunately, life is dull and wisdom is incomplete. Sighing books and the sea, I should hate it, too. Who says I am not strong-willed, the moon is full of rain and shine, and life has advantages and disadvantages?

It is difficult to go to the sky. This is an old question. I hope that after hard work, it will be named before Sun Shan.

Teacher: You complained before I complained. Hey!

Student: (winking at jokes. )

The bell rings ...

Student (Co): The first battle was successful, yeah! Go home! (student exit)

Teacher (continued): In the dead of night, when I am upset, I don't sleep when I am upset, and my mind is full of students. (Say:) No! This gang

This little guy seems to be aiming at me on purpose. It doesn't seem enough in my eyes. Hey! By the way, now the new curriculum reform, to optimize the relationship between teachers and students, huh!

Let's get started. (The teacher exits)

Liang (walks in and sits down firmly): Hey, who wiped the floor so clean? Well, there's a new tablecloth, yo, and a chair cushion.

Teacher (coming in): Let's start the class. Today we are going to learn the calculation of parallelogram area. Look, I have two identical trapezoids in my hand.

Now I put the speakers together. What do you see?

Fang (coming in): No, no, it was Chen and Zhang Jiagen who got into a fight. My head is broken. Why don't you have a quick look (Fang, Liang): Go ahead.

Teacher: (greeting at the door), don't go, just study in the classroom. Leave it to me.

(Students return to their seats and the teacher exits)

Fang: Chen is miserable this time. His family is so poor, how much should the medical expenses be?

Liang: Will the teacher fire him? Will you tell her mother? Her mother is ill.

Fang: Maybe, this teacher is quite fierce.

Fang: I hope he will get better.

Chen (walks in): (Touching his head, slowly walks into the classroom and walks to his seat).

Teacher (entering): (It looks quiet, nothing. ) I'll get my exercise book and get ready for class. (The teacher exits)

Liang Hefang: Hey, how's it going?

Chen: You're welcome. When the teacher arrived at the hospital, he didn't say anything. He helped me find a doctor before and after running, and paid the medical expenses without saying a word. see

My head is bleeding and the teacher is crying like a crybaby. Is it unkind of us to treat him like this? The teacher is a bully to us.

Student (Co): We all misjudged her.

Teacher: Class!

Student: (stands up) Teacher, we are wrong about you! I'm sorry!

Teacher: (foolishly)

Liang: Teacher, in my dark life, you lit the brightest lamp for me.

Fang: Teacher-you have pointed out the direction for me in my rough life.

Chen: Teacher, you have given me a pair of powerful wings to roam in the world of knowledge!

Teacher: It is enough for me to ask you to study hard. A person's life has many memories.

In front of all the students and teachers. Stand in a row)

Liang: Teacher, many students can become talents because of you.

Fang: Teacher, the world is so civilized because of you.

Teacher: Teacher, you are a bright light.

Chen: Find the way home for the lost children.

Teacher: Teacher, you are an angel.

Fang: Lead the ignorant into the spacious classroom.

Teach us a wealth of knowledge

(h): It's you! Teacher!

Teacher: With your hard work,

Raising the tender seedlings that have just broken ground in spring.

Liang: Teacher, your concern is like warmth.

It warms our hearts.

(h): It's you! Teacher!

We pay high tribute to you!

-You have worked hard, teacher!