Listen to jokes that still laugh.

The jokes that will make you laugh again are as follows:

1. I once took my niece to polar museum to see penguins. The little girl asked me curiously, "Auntie, why are all penguins here boys?" I said, "How do you know? There are female penguins inside. " She curled her lips unhappily and said, "No, the mother penguin wears a bow on her head!" " "

2. The elephant died soon after the ant and the elephant got married. While burying the elephant, the ant wept bitterly: "Dear, why did you leave so early?" I will bury you if I don't do anything else in my life! " " ?

A boy secretly loves a girl and has the courage to ask her what kind of boy she likes. , "congenial." The girl replied, even if you ask it several times, it is the same answer. . The boy was very discouraged and said, "Is a flat head ok?"

One day, one of the questions was to guess the name of a bird by observing its legs. A student really couldn't understand it, so he tore up the paper in a rage and was ready to leave the examination room. The invigilator was very angry and asked him, "What class are you in? What's your name? " A student lifted his trousers and said, "Guess, guess."

On the first day of school, I called my deskmate and the teacher asked me to call my parents. I said, "Nothing, I can hit him myself!"

The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. Answer: "I thought there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole." I shake and shake. Someone thought I was electrocuted, so they grabbed a stick and gave me two. ? "

7. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. A policeman came over and said, "What's the matter?" Drunk: "I don't know, just arrived."

8. On the way, I met my father to buy lottery tickets. I asked him, "Dad, what are you going to do if you win the grand prize?" As a result, my dad gave me a look: "Why do you care so much? It's none of your business. "

9. Xiao Li in the office said to Xiao Zhang, "I'll tell you good news and bad news, which one should I listen to first?" Xiao Zhang: "Bad news." Xiao Li: "The good news I want to say is false."

10. On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?" The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will shine!" " "