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Tell a real brain-dead joke, giggle giggle, LZ woman. One day, my friend and I were drinking in the coffee shop, and my cell phone was dead. I want to ask the waiter if there is a place to charge, but I don't want to take it from my bag, so I ask her if she has a Samsung charger. She said, I'm sorry, madam, no, and then I said, it's okay, I have. Charge me for a while. At that time, all my friends' coffee was sprayed on the floor, and the waiters were petrified!

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Lz man accompanied Lan Yan to the hospital to see a gynecologist. As soon as the goods saw the attending doctor, they cried and said, doctor, my period has been coming for 20 days, and I stop and go every time. Can you give me some medicine to stop bleeding? The doctor asked me a black line and looked up at me sympathetically. Nurse, can you stop smiling with your hand over your mouth? At that time, I really wanted to find a crack in the ground, and an idiot like you asked.

It is said that the school bathhouse is the kind of card. The amount of money on the card is decreasing with the running water, and the numbers jump quickly. Every time I go, I save a lot. The day before yesterday, my roommate and I went to take a shower. The goods accidentally slipped and fell badly. As soon as I saw it, I quickly squatted down to help her. I didn't know that the goods shouted: Leave me alone, first pull out the card ... first pull out the card. ...

I felt bored last night and had a whim. I want to test my son's sense of smell. He is not yet 1 year old. So LZ suppressed a fart and put it in his face. Who knows, I didn't control my strength and sprayed it out ... It was still very thin ... After giving my son a bath, my wife vowed to tear me to pieces ... Should I go out to hide?