Translation of China's Ancient Jokes

Several words are wrong. From Xiao Ji:

The poor man was walking in the market with a gold ingot. Gu sighed and said, "If you are hard, I will have a good life."

Others replied, "I can't get hard if you don't."

A poor man was walking in the street with a gold and silver ingot (ghost ingot) made of paper. He looked at the ghost ingot and said, "If you can get hard, my life will be easier." Someone next to him answered instead of the ghost ingot, "I can't do it unless you are hard (meaning dead) (meaning you can use the ghost ingot as long as you are dead)."

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