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Folk story peony dies under the flower.
I'll bring you a folk story: peony dies;
Peony is dead.
There is a cliff called Huanggu in Guzhang County.
A peony grows in oblique branches.
It's a miracle that there are twelve colors of flowers. Attract celebrities in Guzhang County
The second is. But in a few days.
That different-colored peony was robbed.
Master Huang of Guzhang County
No one knows how old he is. He is just a man who grows against the trend and gets stronger every year. After he grabbed all kinds of peonies to Fu Huang,
Still thriving. Everyone in Guzhang County knows that Master Huang likes peonies.
A dozen different varieties were planted in Fu Huang, but after an acid rain in Guzhang County, all the peonies died. Master Huang wants peony to look up again. After taking a look at my aunt,
He decided to choose the one on the cliff. Master Huang is a bully.
Throughout Guzhang County
Everybody knows that.
Master Huang has a son.
But an eldest son named Huang Yunying. This man likes to drill the theater.
Drill into the gunpowder pile in the theater
Female players are popular throughout Guzhang.
Captured by Huang Yunying. Facing the defendant Huang Yunying.
The government can't take him. Master Huang knocked on Long Touzhang.
Right there.
Don't move. County officials all know.
Then Long Touzhang is not an ornament.
It was given by the emperor Lao Er in a certain month. reason for ...
It's all rumors
Some people say that Master Huang's private visit saved the emperor's life. More than that.
Master Huang has a strange medicine.
When the emperor came to Guzhang County,
Bought a few more spring nights.
This day
Master Huang is in high spirits.
Under the peony tree in the yard
Let the housekeeper Huang Lang bring a cup of tea to make tea. Huang Lang put a tea set under the peony flowers.
When the water in the teapot boils
Huang got a fright.
When water vapor is in the air
Dilute the color of a peony. That is a big blue peony.
See superimposed petals.
The huge blue toner was washed away by the steam.
Show true white.
Master Huang was dozing off when Huang Lang's cry woke him up: "Master!
This peony of different colors is dyed. "
Master Huang woke up.
be surprised
Try one by one with steam.
Really dyed. Huang Lang looked at the colorful peony flowers.
One by one becomes a white background.
I can't help asking, "What does Master do with this Bai Mudan?"
Master Huang waved his hand and said, "Keep it.
I want to have a look.
Who's keeping me in suspense? You sent people everywhere to investigate suspects.
Let's see which one is full and still insisting.
Whitewash peony. "
soon after
Huang Lang returned to Master Huang.
It's about Changting in Guzhang County.
A scholar named Xu is selling peony paintings.
Tushang modeling
Just like this peony.
It must have been promised.
Master Huang said, "Please give me that man!" Huang Lang replied and left. When I met Huang Yunying on the road, Huang Yunying grabbed the housekeeper and asked her where she was going. Huang Lang said that Master Huang had transplanted a fake peony with different colors, and now it's time to catch the initiator.
Hearing this, Huang Yunying said, "I'll take care of it. How dare a mere scholar cheat others? I'll look for him. " Huang Yunying disappeared, and several tails were left behind. That's Huang Yunying's favorite, a few unemployed people.
Pavilion, a lonely pavilion, is a bit shabby, mottled wooden columns and weeds grow in the cracks in the broken tiles on the eaves of the pavilion. Xu hung some pictures in the pavilion and let the wind blow.
Suddenly I saw a group of people and went straight to the pavilion. He looked up and found that the leader was a great man, Huang Yunying.
Huang Yunying walked around the paintings dancing in the wind and saw that the peony on the painting was actually spitting fragrance. Xu must have made some demon powder incense. Pointing at Xu, he said, "I want these paintings!" "
There was a sly smile on Xu Tang Jing's face: "Master Huang, a picture of twelve taels, * * * fifty taels, deal!"
Hearing this, Huang Yunying laughed a few times, but the laughter was full of something. He paused, walked over and smashed Xu's pen and inkstone: "Cut the crap, even you are a master, take it away."
A few minions, pulling pictures and people, quickly packed up and took Xu on the road. Xu Tang Jing scolded: "This is the Great Qing Dynasty. How dare you arrest people casually and take legal action carefully? "
Listening to Xu's elegant scolding, the two boys who grabbed Xu smiled: In Guzhang County, Huang's family is very shrewd. The emperor's old son is too lazy to care, let alone the Guzhang county government.
It's not easy to get into the Huang family. There are several guards at the light door. This time, I took Xu to the side door, and a fierce dog was raised at the side door, which was one person tall. As soon as Xu entered, he was in a daze, hanging his head like a frosted flower.
When Huang Lang saw that people were coming, he told the servants to detain Xu first. Master Huang has no time to judge this Xu for the time being. This day happens to be the end of the month. After Master Huang bathed and changed clothes, he removed the mural door to reveal a secret passage. Where does that dark passage lead? Only Master Huang and Huang Lang, and a pharmacist named Rulin, knew about it. My son Huang Yun knows nothing about it. Master Huang has an organ hidden in his room.
When the mechanism is opened, the tunnel leads directly to an herb room.
The ever-burning lamp lit up the herb room, and I saw a row of medicine cabinets, with the names of various herbs written on each drawer. On one side of the medicine mixing table, there are a handful of ginseng, a branch of ganoderma lucidum and some roots of Saussurea involucrata. The medicine pot is on the stove. The fire in the stove is out, and it is still warm.
When the pharmacist Ru Lin saw Master Huang coming, he was greeted by him and pushed open a compartment in the pharmacy. He saw a naked young lang standing on a special instrument of torture and falling asleep. The young lang should have smooth and delicate skin, but now he is covered with green grass leaves.
The scholar pointed to the young lang and said, "Sir, this' human grass' is well raised, thanks to this young lang's good health. Look at the lush grass, I am afraid I have absorbed the essence of this body. "
Master Huang walked around the little wolf and walked out of the carriage with satisfaction. Let's leave the next work to scholars.
A month ago, Huang Lang kidnapped this young Lang, who was well-proportioned and full of vigor and vitality. Scholars planted the seeds of an herb in the navel of young wolves. Within a few days, the seeds took root and sprouted in human skin and grew wantonly along the epidermis of the whole body. During the growing period, Confucian scholars will prepare nourishing soups with various flavors and feed them to young Lang for swallowing. Young lang lives on medicinal soup, while human grass devours the essence of the body. After a month, Confucian scholars invited Master Huang to come and have a look at the human grass, and then they started from the navel of their adoptive parents, grabbed the root of the human grass and took it out of the human body. Strangely, this herb is not stained with blood. The scholar put the herbs into the cooked warm soup, and the herbs melted as soon as they entered the warm soup, even the roots melted. This pot of warm soup is the secret of Master Huang's reverse growth.
Once a teenager who was fostered by human grass, once he was separated from human grass, he was like a teenager from an early age, and people lost their memory and could not remember the experience of this month. Throughout Guzhang County, twelve 16-and 17-year-old young lang unexpectedly disappeared for a month every year, but all the recovered young lang couldn't figure out where he went.
Master Huang was full of energy after eating the pot of medicine soup, and then returned to his room through the back channel.
Huang Lang said that the culprit of whitewashing peony had been detained by master Huang Yunying and tied under peony flowers. Master Huang followed Huang Lang into the yard.
It's dusk, and there is a lantern in the yard. There is a yellow word on the beige lantern.
Master Huang waved a lantern near Xu's face. Xu said weakly, "Master Huang, I have not offended you. Please let me go."
Master Huang took the lantern and took a picture of the peony on Xu's head. It was a peony with twelve white flowers in full bloom. "You know I am a peony idiot, so I designed the peony flowers on Huanggu Cliff. What's the intention? I lied that I had a different strain and made a joke. "
Xu Tang Jing was speechless. It was he who painted the peony on Huangguya in twelve colors, and only for inspiration did he create those peony paintings. Master Huang asked someone to untie Xu. Xu Le said, "Is Master Huang going to let me go?"
Master Huang didn't answer him, but said to Huang Lang, "Put this prisoner named Xu in jail, let him die tomorrow, and color this peony as usual."
Xu Tangjing stayed in Hwangbo Gwan, specializing in this kind of "different color peony". Master Huang Can sees colorful peonies every day. As for which peony has faded, it may be made up in time.
One day at the beginning of the month, Huang Lang found a new foster home for Master Huang, a wandering teenager who lives in Guzhang County. Speaking of finding adoptive parents, Huang Lang is also miserable. The young lang in Guzhang County is inaccessible to Huang Lang except for a son who is under strict supervision of a large family. Once met by Huang Lang, the remaining young lang was kidnapped by him as if he had lost his soul. But after many years, there are not many qualified young lang.
As usual, Master Huang went to the herb room to check the body to be cultivated before the Confucian scholars implanted the herb seeds. This time, although the wandering teenager is not strong, he still has the nature of a young man and can make do with it.
Master Huang is getting younger and younger as he lives. Blink of an eye, it's the end of the month again. After he got up on the cane chair under the peony flower, he went directly to the room to take a shower and change clothes, and then went down to the herbal room. Scholars have already prepared everything, waiting for Master Huang to have a look.
Master Huang looked at the herbs on the sleepy young lang and was very satisfied, but he didn't quite understand one thing. This time, the color of the herbs is a little dim, not as green and shiny as before.
After eating the pot of medicine soup, Master Huang returned to the peony tree. A gust of wind in the yard blew off some peony petals. Master Huang sighed, the season is gone, and I am afraid that the peony flower period has passed. At the same time, I am glad that I can drink a can of human herbal soup every month to delay aging.
So is the painter Xu, who is imprisoned in Shanghai. He painted petals from time to time and painted a room full of peony paintings for Master Huang. Master Huang was merciful and asked the housekeeper Huang Lang to release Xu Tang Jing the next day.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, Xu came to Master Huang with a lantern in his hand. "Master Huang, smell the peony on this tree. Is it very fragrant? " Master Huang was about to get up from the cane chair when he suddenly became weak and collapsed on the cane chair, unable to move. Even the nose is out of order. Master Huang Can can't smell any flowers at all.
Xu Tang Jing waved the lantern near his face and said, "Master Huang, don't you remember my face? You should be familiar with it. I was imprisoned in your pharmacy for a month and became a foster family for a month. Now I'm only twenty years old. Am I as old as thirty? These are all thanks to you. " Master Huang wanted to speak, but his mouth could not make a sound.
"There is something wrong with your nose. Because I painted peonies with toxic pigments. If you smell it for a long time, you won't be poisoned. Of course you ask, why am I okay? I concocted the poison, and I have the antidote. As for your softness, that's the function of that pot of human soup. You don't have to doubt Confucian scholars. He doesn't know, and neither does Huang Lang. The culprit is me. The wandering teenager Huang Lang is looking for has been poisoned since he was a child. The doctor said he wouldn't live to be twenty. The grass you eat sucks the essence of the young man and the strange poison accumulated in his body for more than ten years, but it saves the life of the young man. This is also a merit. "
Master Huang was panting and seemed unwilling.
Xu went on to say, "Every young man has lost his memory. Why does Xu remember revenge? People are doing it, and the sky is watching. There are always several cases of failure, thanks to different personal constitutions. "
Before the words were finished, Master Huang was bleeding from seven orifices and leaned aside. At this time, the peony petals have been curtain call, covering Master Huang.
When Master Huang died, the tree fell and fell apart. Rumor has it that Master Huang's Long Touzhang was killed. How can the emperor's old son tolerate a person who knows the root of the matter and masters his own privacy? The spy was ordered to poison Master Huang and take him away.
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