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My new teacher, Zhou Ji

The teacher is a thick book with infinite knowledge; The teacher is a key that opens the door of wisdom for us; The teacher is a ship that takes us to the other side of success. The following is my weekly diary of new teacher selection, I hope it will help you!

Rule 1: My new teacher.

I am in the sixth grade, and I have a new science teacher. Although I don't know his surname, his basic appearance has been printed in my mind: middle age; Very strong; Smiling, the corners of his mouth rose, and in an instant, he resumed his serious expression. The most interesting thing about him is his hair: it's messy and makes people laugh.

The new science teacher has a characteristic in class, that is, every time he rings the bell, he shouts in a deafening voice, "Class!" " "As soon as the students heard this order, they all stood up at once and answered with the same loud voice:" Hello, Lao Shi ",almost in every class. As soon as the students heard this order, they stood up in high spirits at once.

The new science teacher has two pet phrases, namely "sit still" and "just laugh once, don't laugh again".

Let's start with his first mantra. Every time in class, every classmate's every move can't escape his sharp eyes. As long as he finds that someone is playing tricks or whispering something unrelated to science, he shouts to that classmate in a very loud voice: "Sit still!" " Hearing this serious order, the classmate sighed and sat down. Even if the students are tired after class, they should shout to the students, "Sit tight, sit tight, sit tight." The students had to sit still with their heads held high.

Let's talk about his second mantra. The science teacher is an expert in creating interesting atmosphere. Once, he brought a lot of equipment and an iron table to class. Weight, scale, etc. These things are at sixes and sevens on the lecture table, which shows that the new teacher is not very meticulous. He began to operate. Due to his carelessness, several experiments failed. Either the weight was lost, or the equipment was not brought, or the props were used wrongly, which made the students laugh. But as long as the students laugh, he puts on a serious look and says to the students, "Don't laugh, just once!" " "The students began to listen carefully again.

Hehe, this is my new teacher. How's it going? Interesting! I like him so much.

Chapter 2: My new teacher.

At the end of the summer vacation, I went to Nandaihe to play. I heard that there is a new head teacher in our class. This sudden news made me have no mood to play at all. Besides missing Miss Wang, I am more concerned about what our new teacher is like and whether she is strict or not.

On the day of school, I couldn't wait to come to school, because I wanted to meet our new head teacher early. As soon as I entered the classroom, a gentle and beautiful face caught my eye. She must be our new head teacher. I am very excited. After sitting down, I looked at our new head teacher carefully: she is tall and slim, with a white short-sleeved shirt and a brown skirt with a black rose pattern on it. Looks dignified, generous and beautiful. She has a pair of beautiful big eyes and looks kindly at every classmate who comes into the classroom.

After class, the new teacher smiled and introduced herself to us, saying, "My name is Dong, but my name is different from Mr. Bao's." What a coincidence, I think. Teacher Dong's voice is very nice. When she said you could bring drinks, the whole class was "Wow!" 1, happy smile. How much the students want to have a cold drink on such a hot day! I said to myself: you are really a teacher Dong who understands the psychology of classmates.

I fell in love with this amiable teacher the first time we met.

Teacher Dong remembered the names of 58 students in our class in three days, and I admire them very much. Teacher Dong is very humorous. When she called the name of Li, a lovely girl in our class, she smiled and said, "This is a stream in my dream." We all laughed, and at that moment we fell in love with Teacher Dong.

The first Chinese lesson that Teacher Dong told us was watching the tide. Her voice is loud and her feelings are vivid. You can't even leave your number. Everyone was fascinated by the new teacher's first class. For me, the lesson of "Watching Tides" will remain in my memory forever.

Teacher Dong, I want to say to you: Teacher Dong. I like you! I will definitely study hard!

Article 3: My new teacher

On the first day of school, everything is new. Teachers are strangers, and students don't know much. However, I know Mr Hu.

Mr. Hu is our English teacher. He is a kind teacher. On the first day of school, we have no classes, but the teacher has five classes a day and tells us the rules from time to time.

There are no rules, Fiona Fang. Because of this sentence, the teacher actually talked about a lot of rules in all classes that day, and finished all the rules that day. The teacher also set aside several classes for us to introduce ourselves, but everyone was afraid to go to the podium to introduce themselves. What shall we do? The teacher had to call the roll one by one according to the list and introduce himself one by one. After the introduction, the teacher also introduced himself.

I remember the teacher telling stories about her students. I remember one very clearly: one day during lunch break, three students ran out of school to buy something to eat. It took 15 minutes to get back to the classroom. When they came back, the teacher hit them with a stick of 15 and hit them on the palm of their left hand. That day, two girls and a boy went. The teacher said that she treated every student equally. If she is late for class, she will get a stick. This let me know that teachers treat everyone equally and will not be biased.

The class didn't officially start until September 2, and the first class was English. I thought Mr. Hu would teach us in Chinese. But the first class, almost all in English, rarely in Chinese.

On September 2, Chinese teachers and math teachers are willing to show up. The Chinese teacher is a serious teacher. Why? I thought that after we finished Chinese class, we would review what we learned yesterday in the second class. The math teacher was loud. On Friday, my classmates and I went to the canteen to have breakfast. I saw the math teacher having breakfast, too. The math teacher ate a lot, and I silently thought, "No wonder the math teacher is so loud, so the math teacher ate so much!" "

I like Chinese, math and English teachers.

Article 4: My new teacher

When I started school, I heard that I wanted to change teachers, and I was looking forward to it. I said I wanted to change teachers. This is not, the teacher is coming!

Let's sit down and welcome the new teacher. "coming!" Some people say. We clapped at once and the new teacher came in with a big smile on her face. According to Miss Huang, this teacher is surnamed Liu and is a good teacher. All the students she taught were admitted to key middle schools such as No.6 Middle School and No.9 Middle School, and they were all free students! After listening to it, we were all envious. Teacher Liu taught us. Brothers and sisters.

Teacher Liu's self-introduction made us admire. Said she was a very strict teacher, and every school didn't know her or anything. I thought to myself, "This teacher must be a good teacher! I must study harder and work harder to make Teacher Liu like me! " After the teacher came, he also made a lot of class rules. Take a closer look! Many people in our class have these problems, including me. I really thank Mr. Liu for making these rules and getting rid of this problem.

Teacher Liu is very kind to us, but some people don't know much.

Teacher Liu taught us earnestly, but there were people whispering below; Teacher Liu writes good words and sentences carefully, but some people don't, passing notes below; Teacher Liu read very carefully, but someone was "digging for gold" below; Teacher Liu took pains to help us correct every assignment. Some people know there is a problem, but they turn a blind eye. Guess what? This is a very good and responsible teacher. If you don't cherish it, you will regret it.

Although Mr. Liu is very strict with us, I know that the teacher is doing us good. Why is the teacher like this? Because she wants us to get rid of bad habits and get admitted to a free student! In my opinion, Miss Liu is the best teacher in this grade.

Miss Liu regards us as her own children. Why don't we treat Miss Liu as a mother? I think, besides a good mother, the second best mother is a teacher. I love my mother, and I love my teacher Liu!

Teachers are gardeners, and we are just flowers in bud; The teacher is a big tree, and we are the green grass under it. Teachers are a vast sky, and we are white clouds lying in the sky!

Chapter 5: My new teacher.

School has finally started. On the way to register, I heard someone say, "Class 2, Grade 5 has changed teachers." I feel bad in my heart Teacher Wang, who has taught us for four years, is leaving us. I am very grateful to Miss Wang. The first time I met a new teacher, I just felt that the teacher was very young and had no other feelings.

The next day, I came to school in fear and trembling. I don't understand the new teacher's temper, so I have to sit in my seat with a lot of questions.

In the first Chinese class, I saw the new teacher walk to the front of the platform and write a word-sound on the whiteboard. Because I didn't know it, I read it out loud as a paragraph. The teacher smiled and said, "This word is pronounced Yin, and everyone will call me Teacher Yin from now on." The teacher said to us again: "I used to take a graduating class and called me' Hello, Teacher Duan' after graduating from junior high school. Don't mess around. " After that, Teacher Yin introduced us to the lessons she had taught before, and one lesson passed unconsciously.

The second period is Chinese class. Teacher Yin began to give us a lecture. She asked us to read the text silently first, then drew words we didn't understand, and finally explained the words.

Talk about "one trip to 23 Li, four or five smoke villages, six or seven pavilions, and eighty or ninety flowers." In explaining this poem, Teacher Yin adopted a novel teaching method-let us perform the plot in this poem ourselves. This time, the whole class immediately exploded the pot and a large number of people raised their hands. The students performed very hard, and several students exaggerated their performances, which made everyone laugh. Every student performed his favorite role on stage. I hope this Chinese class will continue like this, but I can't stop the bell from ringing. During the break, the whole class said to you, I said, "This course is great." "That's cool." ...... Even several students who regard Chinese as "sworn enemies" lamented: "Teacher Yin's Chinese class is really wonderful." "I also fell in love with Chinese." ……

I really appreciate Yin's teaching methods. She gave us a stage to show ourselves. I believe I can do better!

Article 6: My new teacher

The new semester is coming. Sure, we have a new teacher. He came to replace Mr. Wang as our head teacher. He is a male teacher, surnamed Mao Han Mingchun. "Joan Hinton", what a poetic name, I think: He must be a very talented teacher. Therefore, I am looking forward to seeing my first male head teacher since I entered primary school.

Teacher Mao is a humorous person. In class, when we are lazy, he always makes us laugh with some humorous words, and the "sleepyhead" slips away in our laughter. He often uses idioms we are learning to describe disobedient students in Chinese class. Once, when we were in class, Jin Kaida didn't take out the book. It happened that the teacher was teaching us to ignore the word, so the teacher told us, "He just ignored the book." We laughed, and in this burst of laughter, I understood the meaning of "ignoring": put an item aside and leave it alone. In this way, we learn the nutrition of knowledge in a relaxed learning atmosphere and in his magnetic voice.

Everyone will think that our teacher is easy to talk to, and we can make a scene in heaven. If you think so, you are wrong. He is also a very strict teacher. Whenever we are disobedient, he will criticize us. No, at noon, Tang Yanbiao was fighting with a classmate. You punched me and I caught one. No one will let anyone. It was a fierce battle! I can't stop it if I want to. A classmate secretly told the teacher. Later, everyone was deducted a lot of points and had to write a 400-word self-criticism book. After seeing their consequences, be afraid!

To tell the truth, I am also quite afraid of Mr. Mao, because whenever I do something good for my class, Mr. Mao is always in the office. When I was naughty in class, Mr. Mao had just returned to the classroom and everything I did was seen by him.

Teacher Mao, I like you very much. I like your jokes and your strict requirements. I am proud to have such a teacher.

Chapter 7: My new teacher

Today, school begins! After leaving for two months, I am very excited to be back on campus! Do you know that?/You know what? I will meet the new teacher soon!

"Ding Lingling ..." The bell rang, and the classroom was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop. I sat quietly in my seat, waiting for the teacher to come. The door was gently pushed open and a young female teacher came in. I looked at her quietly. The teacher is of medium height, with a ponytail, a pair of eyes on his nose and bright eyes! This new teacher is really beautiful!

"Classmates, my surname is Gu, and everyone will call me Teacher Gu in the future." When the new teacher spoke, she turned around and wrote a handsome big word "Gu" on the blackboard. The teacher then asked, "Do you know my gender?" "This is not simple!" I muttered to myself. The students said in unison, "Woman!" The teacher said mysteriously, "There are no female roles!" Students, you look at me and I look at you. I wonder what medicine the teacher is selling in this gourd? The teacher turned around and wrote "I can see it at a glance" on the blackboard. This made the students laugh. The new teacher is so humorous!

"Do you know what kind of students I don't like?" The new teacher asked questions again. Everyone discussed it noisily. Some say students who are not serious in class, some say students who can't finish their homework in time, and some say students who don't obey discipline ... The classroom suddenly becomes lively. The teacher turned around again and wrote "Nothing". The students suddenly froze, because every class has students who make the teacher have a headache. How could it not be? The teacher seemed to see our ideas and said earnestly, "Everyone has his own advantages and disadvantages. I like all children with advantages! " Oh, I see. We suddenly realized! This new teacher is really different!

I like this beautiful, humorous and unique new teacher!

Chapter 8: My new teacher

The long summer vacation has passed, and we have ushered in a new semester and new teachers. We have changed our Chinese teacher and English teacher ... among them, he is the one I remember best. ...

He is of medium height, with bright eyes under curved eyebrows and big eyes with black frames on his nose. He is our science teacher, Miss Meng. Perhaps his simple appearance can't leave a deep memory for you, but as long as he mentions his unique skills, he applauds.

One of Meng's unique skills is that he never brings a book to class. You can talk with a "treasure chest" in class. Never take a book, but it will always be as endless and colorful as a book. If he talks about a certain point, he can even tell exactly which page and line the point is on, and he never makes mistakes.

Teacher Meng's unique skill is to make everyone laugh their heads off when the class is not active. At first, we didn't like science class very much, but since Mr. Meng taught us nature, we have completely integrated into his class. He filled our study class with happy laughter. Now, our most popular class is science. But at best, this is Zhang Fei eating bean sprouts-a piece of cake. The best is yet to come!

Most importantly, Mr Meng is a versatile teacher who teaches almost any class. After a science class, we "rushed" to the podium, surrounded the teacher and watched the teacher's experimental results. Ye Zi saw the teacher's schedule and said in surprise, "Wow, Teacher Meng has so many classes!" "Hearing this, everyone started talking. I thought: What an amazing memory and accumulated experience this requires! That song is full of twists and turns, which contains the blood and efforts of many teenagers! There is a famous saying: one minute on stage, ten years off stage. Q: "Who can find a teacher who has handed in so many classes? "

This is our nature teacher, and everyone has nicknamed him "the unique teacher".