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Tell me some jokes.
One day the teacher asked Xiao Ming: 1+ 1=? Xiao Ming: I don't understand. Teacher: Go home and ask mom.
Xiao Ming asked his mother: Mom 1+ 1=? Mom plays mahjong: two-way!
Xiao Ming asked his father: Dad 1+ 1=? Dad takes a bath: That's cool!
Xiao Ming asked his brother: Brother 1+ 1=? Brother watching the ball game: OK! Anke!
Xiao Ming asked his sister: Sister 1+ 1=? Sister calls her boyfriend: honey, I'll wait for you ~
The next day, the teacher asked: Xiaoming 1+ 1=?
Xiaoming: Er Tong!
The teacher slapped Xiao Ming.
Xiaoming: How cool!
The teacher slapped Xiaoming again.
Xiao Ming: OK! Anke!
The teacher kicked Xiaoming downstairs.
Xiao Ming said before he died: Dear, I am waiting for you ~
The teacher died of shock.
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