Funny jokes amuse girls.

1. A man asked his friend, "Why do you laugh when you smoke? Is the smoke very fragrant? " The friend replied: "I read in the book that smoking a cigarette will shorten your life span by 5 seconds;" Smiling longevity 10 second, so I smile every time I smoke, and earn back 5 seconds for my life. "

2. Donate blood in the school square, get a manicure of 200CC and a watch of 400CC. A MM in the next class felt very happy when she heard about it. She ran to the nurse and asked, "What is 1000CC for?" The nurse said calmly, "Send a coffin ..."

3. I changed my new desk in high school and chatted together every day without class. Once I woke up from bed at noon, and she told me a joke I had just seen. I'm in class, but I can't laugh ... peat, so I have internal injuries directly. The doctor said I had pneumothorax and was hospitalized directly. When I came back from the hospital, I changed my deskmate. The teacher said I was worried that my life would be in danger. ...

I had a stomachache yesterday and went to the toilet. It was very narrow to put my mobile phone next to the water meter, so I stood and began to unbutton my pants. Suddenly, my mobile phone slipped off the water meter. Just when the mobile phone was about to fall into the pit, lz flew up and kicked it out. Just when I thought I was too smart, my mobile phone bounced off the wall and went straight into the hole without even giving me a chance to get it.

In Chinese class, the teacher asked, "Who can explain what it means to go back to Korea after class?"

Xiao Ming immediately replied, "It means to lose the battle."

The teacher looked puzzled and asked, "Why do you say that?"

Xiao Ming: "They all brought the bodies back, not that they were defeated."

Teacher. . .

6. A student asked the nature teacher, "Teacher, why do you need two wires to light a lamp?"

The teacher explained to him, "One wire lets electricity in, and the other wire lets electricity back."

The pupils said happily, "Then let's cut a wire!"! As long as the electricity comes in and the electricity doesn't go back, the school will never lose power again. "

Teacher. . .

7. The Chinese teacher asked a student, "Why do people usually call Su Shi, a famous writer in the Northern Song Dynasty, Su Dongpo?"

The student replied, "Because his Dongpo elbow is delicious and famous at home and abroad, everyone calls him Su Dongpo and forgets his real name ..."

Teacher. . .

8. In science class, the teacher asked the students to write down the reasons why the light bulb didn't work in the experiment.

Ten minutes later, the teacher brought a very naughty classmate to check his homework. The classmate wrote: The family is too poor to buy batteries. ......

Teacher. . .

9. Every time I quarrel with my boyfriend, he gently puts his hand on my head. I naturally knelt down and thought it was a way for him to love me, so I didn't ask! One day I couldn't help it, so I asked him, why did you touch my head when I was so angry? That idiot pointed to the world of Warcraft on the screen. Look, this skill can appease the beast. . . Don't stop me, I'll kill him!

10, daughter: "mom, I'll buy you a vacuum cleaner, so you don't have to bend over to sweep the floor." Mom: "Don't waste money." Daughter: "Then I'll buy you a dishwasher, which will save you a lot of trouble." Mom: "Don't waste money." Daughter: "Then what do you want?" Mom: "Nothing, your father can do all these jobs."