Jokes about addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. 30 words

It was noon at that time, and the host pretended to be embarrassed and said to the guests, "I'm really sorry!" " My humble abode has no fish and meat, and I dare not entertain my husband! "The guests clearly saw a group of chickens and ducks pecking in the backyard. So he borrowed a kitchen knife from his master and said he would kill the horse he rode to cook.

The master asked him, "How do you get back?" The guest replied, "You can pick any chicken and duck for me to ride."