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1. Five Yuan Qian was kidnapped by a criminal gang. He called Hundred Yuan Bank: "Hey! Your son is here. If you don't want us to rip it off, you can exchange it for him with yourself!" Hundred Yuan Bank thought for a moment. Said: "Tear it up, you won't even have 5 yuan if you tear it apart!"

2. A man was about to starve to death in the desert, when he picked up the magic lamp. Magic lamp: "I just I can make one of your wishes come true, just tell me, I'm in a hurry. "Man: "I want a wife..." The magic lamp immediately transformed into a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully: "I'm almost starving to death and you're still greedy for beauty! How sad! "After saying that, he disappeared. Person: "...cake.

3. The earthworm family was very bored today. The little earthworm cut himself into two parts and played badminton. The mother earthworm thought this method was good, so she cut herself into four parts and played mahjong. Earthworm Dad thought for a while and cut himself into minced meat. The mother earthworm cried and said: "Why are you so stupid? If you cut it into pieces like this, you will die!" The father earthworm said weakly: "...Suddenly I want to play football

5. The tortoise and the hare race... the rabbit He quickly ran to the front... The turtle saw a snail crawling very slowly... and said to him: Come up, I will carry you... Then... the snail came up... After a while. The turtle saw another ant and said to him: Come up too. So the ant came up too. After the ant came up, he saw the snail on it and said "Hello" to him. You know. What did the snail say? The snail said: Hurry up, this turtle is so fast...

6. A man and a woman were having dinner. The girl kept asking the boy: Do you love me? The boy looked at the girl. After one glance, the girl continued to eat dinner. The girl was very angry and asked again: Do you love me? The boy finally said: You love me. The girl asked again: How do you prove it? Suddenly the boy took 30 yuan from his pocket and asked the girl : Do you have ten yuan? The girl took ten yuan and gave it to the boy. The boy put forty yuan on the table. After a while... the girl asked the boy angrily: Do you want to prove that you love me? Ah, the boy said: I have proven it!!! Forty is right in front of me!