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Original sketch joke
Ma Dong: The police always-
Mouth: What about my question-
Xu: Does your Excellency have a point? ! Comrade! Comrade!
Police ... police and ... comrades! Drunk driving must be our fault.
Ma Dong: Good attitude.
Mouth: But drinking and driving are two problems.
Ma Dong: Two questions.
Mouth: Don't talk about drunken problems.
Xu Dong: Isn't it ... eh?
Mouth: Tell me again why I am driving.
Ma Dong: Why?
Mouth: Why should I drive?
Xu Dong: Huh?
Mouth: Because I want to go home.
Ma Dong: Yes.
Mouth: Why did you drive home?
Ma Dong: Why?
Mouth: Because my family lives far away.
Ma Dong: Yes.
Mouth: Why does the family live far away?
Ma Dong: Why?
Mouth: Because I bought a house in the suburbs.
Ma Dong: Yes.
Mouth: Why do you want to buy a house in the suburbs?
Ma Dong: Why?
Mouth: Because the housing prices in the city are too expensive.
Ma Dong: Yes.
Mouth: Why is the house price too expensive?
Ma Dong: Why?
Mouth: Because of the American subprime mortgage crisis.
Ma Dong: Yes.
Big mouth: Why is it a capital loan crisis?
Ma Dong: Why?
Mouth: Because of his economic depression.
Ma Dong: Yes.
Mouth: What about his economic recession? ...
Xu Dong: Why not wait? Wait, where do you want me to go? What is this? You are such a big mouth! Just talk about drunk driving!
Mouth: # @! # % % * & amp& amp*+——@%#¥¥@! #¥%! %¥…
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