How to tell a joke?

What jokes do women often tell to "tease you"? Eighty percent like you. How many have you heard of? First: "How about going to play together on holiday?" Mr. Wang: This sentence was said to me by my current girlfriend before she was with me. At that time, I thought she should be interested in me, so she asked me to go out to play together, although she also invited some good girlfriends and asked me to call some brothers over. Nothing during the day, I sent her home at night, and she took the opportunity to confess to me.

Response: Your judgment is right. In fact, not only your girlfriend is good, but other women are also good. If you don't like you, women don't like to take the initiative to ask out to play. Although he told you this sentence as a joke, in fact, after you promised her, she would be very happy, and then she would conspire to confess to you.

Second: "Do you support me if I don't go to work?" Mr. Li: I'm very confused recently. There is a female college student internship in the company, and I am the supervisor in charge of summer work. I have always regarded her as my sister since I met her, but yesterday she suddenly said this to me. What does this mean? I'm really afraid that she will fall in love with me.

Response: Actually, I have this scruple that what I am afraid of is concrete. If a woman doesn't like it, she won't tell such jokes easily; As long as it comes from his mouth, it means that she is testing you to see if you have the will to raise her and if you have the same affection for her.

Third: "You are so handsome that many people chase you?" Mr. Hu: My girlfriend often told me this when she was still having an affair with me. In fact, I am very happy to be praised by her, and I also know that this girl has long been cheated by my stock. She must be afraid that many people will chase me, and then she is hopeless. I still understand his small thoughts. Response: Women who like you will certainly think you are handsome and worry that they will be taken away by others first. Most women have boys they like in their hearts, and they will think so. And if she often praises you, 80% of what she says is of interest to you, otherwise she will not "compliment" and "please" you so sincerely.