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Bad dog
Zheng Banqiao resigned and went home with a bright moon on his shoulder and clean hands, but he brought a yellow dog and a pot of orchids. Obviously, this great genius, known as "poetry and painting calligraphy", is still living a very bad life.
"Three years of clear magistrate, 100,000 snowflakes and silver." If Zheng Banqiao is terminating, it should not be a big deal for him to use his head a little and make some money in the position of magistrate of a county. Don't you see, from ancient times to the present, who is an official and who doesn't eat official meals and set camels free? !
The officialdom is a good place. It should be affirmed that the imperial examination system has opened up a frank career path for civilian intellectuals. Ancient intellectuals could make contributions and serve the country by studying hard. You can gallop on the battlefield and leave your name in the long river of history; You can abuse power for personal gain, and you will never forget it for a thousand years.
This shows that. Officialdom is the touchstone of success or failure.
Zheng Banqiao inherited the noble sentiment of "the best in the world" of traditional intellectuals.
He is not greedy. Therefore, he is not rich. After resigning, his family naturally revolves around books.
When you become a county magistrate, can you still lack money at home? Ordinary people don't believe it, and neither do "gentlemen on the beam".
So, one night, it was cold, dark, windy and rainy, and Zheng Banqiao was fidgeting. I heard that thieves had visited my humble abode. Think about it: if you shout loudly, in case a thief and a dog climb over the wall, you really can't cope. It seems that we can't storm, so we can only hold it skillfully and pretend to be asleep and let him hold it. It seems that the thief is courageous and unwilling. He just a thought, turned in and whispered:
"It's drizzling, the night is heavy, and the gentleman on the beam enters our door."
At this point, the thief has approached the bed and heard the dark sound. Then smell:
"There are thousands of poems and books in the belly, and there is no gold and silver at the bedside."
The thief knows a little about poetry and thinks: Don't steal. Turned to go out, just listen to Zheng Banqiao sing a way:
"Don't be surprised to go out."
The thief panicked and thought that since there were vicious dogs, it was too late to escape without climbing over the wall. Facing the wall, smell way:
"If you climb over the wall, don't damage the orchid pot."
When the thief saw a pot of orchids on the wall, he carefully dodged and fell to the ground. There is another voice in the room:
"It's better to wear clothes and be cold. I'm running to the giant in the dark and windy moon."
The thief walked out a lot, but he still couldn't help looking back and muttered: Hey. Did you really see a ghost? No, a genius!
The origin of Chen Huan, a gentleman in Liang Dynasty, is that he treats things with a peaceful attitude in the countryside. When people were in court, Chen Ya decided to be fair and tell people the truth, and people didn't complain when they went back. Everyone lamented: "I would rather be punished than criticized by Ai Chen." At that time, the years were not good, people didn't harvest, and thieves entered Ai Chen's house at night and hid on the beams. Chen Ya got up, tidied up his clothes, gathered his descendants, and solemnly warned them, "People have to encourage themselves. Unkind people are not necessarily bad in nature, and (bad) habits are often formed by (not paying attention to) character cultivation, so we have come to this step. The gentleman on the beam is such a person! " Frightened, the thief jumped from the beam to the ground, bowed to the ground and sincerely repented. Chen Ya told him slowly, "You don't look like a bad person. You should restrain yourself and return to the right path. However, your behavior is caused by poverty. " As a result, two pieces of silk were presented to the thief. Since then, there has been no theft in this county.
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