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Tell me some classic jokes, don't be too retarded. ...

A woman bought breakfast with counterfeit money.

The peddler was annoyed.

eldest sister

Even if you give counterfeit money.

That's at least a fingerprint.

This bill of yours is actually painted!

To say the least, forget about this painting.

You can write a ten-dollar bill or a five-dollar bill.

You also draw a set of seven!

Let's make it seven, or at least draw a color one.

Use a pencil

Forget it, just black and white.

You can't draw with toilet paper!

The feel is too bad

Even toilet paper, cut the edge with scissors.

This is torn by hand, and the raw edges are too exaggerated.

Well, I put up with those burrs, too.

But you also tore a rectangle.

This triangle is too difficult to pass through.