Bilingual joke: two flounders.

It is famous for exaggerating the size of the escaped one. But one day, he really caught a lot of halibut. He invited some friends over for dinner at once.

Then try to figure out how best to serve the fish. "If I use both.

"He told his wife.

"It will be ostentatious."

"Why don't you serve one piece each?" She suggested.

"No.

If I chop them up,

No one will believe that I caught halibut. "Simon racked his brains. Then he had an idea.

The guests were sitting at the table when the host strode in with a big plate.

Holding the biggest flounder they've ever seen. Suddenly, Simon tripped. Everyone shouted when the fish fell to the floor.

But Simon soon threw himself away.

"My dear.

"He shouted to his wife.

"Bring another flounder!"

Simon is an experienced fisherman. People are familiar with the size of the "escaped fish" he boasted. But one day he caught two halibut. He immediately invited some friends over for dinner, and then thought hard about how to serve the fish. "If two fish are served at the same time,

"He said to his wife," it seems a bit ostentatious. "

"Why not put a small piece on each fish?" His wife suggested.

"No, if I chop up both fish, no one will believe that I caught two halibut." Simon racked his brains and finally came up with a good idea.

The guests were sitting at the table when the host strode in with a tray in his hand, which was the biggest flounder they had ever seen. Suddenly, Simon tripped over something. Everyone shouted in panic because the fish fell to the floor and broke into pieces. But Simon soon got out of trouble.

"Honey," he shouted to his wife, "bring another fish!"