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A strong woman is a strong man, who likes sweet talk. 1v 1. It is better to have a brief introduction.

The owner's poisonous fairy wife.

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This body is beautiful, but it was born sick. How many times have you had to take a few steps to catch your breath? Not afraid! She carries medicine with her, but it is no small matter to keep healthy.

What? The man you are going to marry is said to be a monster, and even married 12 brides and died? Practice magic skills? Take a pussy? Still eating human flesh?

"Oh." A loud laugh. Didn't she say that? The monsters she has seen are much better than this.

When she met in the bridal chamber, she was surprised to find that this man, who was passed on as a monster by the outside world, was not only amazing, but also worryingly quiet. Most importantly, he is the most beneficial poison for her to practice, and the breath she sends out anytime and anywhere tempts her to "eat" him.

"Will you kill me?"

"I will be good to you."

"What should I do?"

"Stay with me."

Then, in exchange for her freedom to save her life, she was with this man, eating and drinking freely, and "eating" a man from time to time to practice.

The refined pharmacist conference, the women's victory, the absolute beauty, surprised everyone's eyes. From then on, people all over the world realized that the legendary waste is the real peerless beauty. Then the original lover, the mother's family asked for help, and the master asked for medicine …

Feelings between men and women

"I like this flower. Will you give it to me? "

"What is mine is yours."

"What if someone else's?"

"Grab it for you."

Then, as long as she likes him, he becomes a robber.

"What are you thinking?"

"In the future, I want to get a force comparable to Xueyuan Villa."

Then, she decided to get her own, and he helped her.

"Well, this dish is delicious."

"Do you like it?"

Then he went in and out of the kitchen for her.

"He said he wanted me to be his queen, saying that the world was too big to be a king's land. One man is hard to defeat a thousand troops, and I can't escape from his palm. "

"…"

Then, in order to prevent her from being knocked out of position, she walked thousands of miles away unimpeded. He fought for his country and ruled for the world, and everything was under his control, so that the world would never dare to call her attention again.

Finally? In the end, he became a perfect husband, walked out of the hall, walked into the kitchen, beat the hooligan and beat his rival in love.

Crazy princess, very tough

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Once through, the soul changes, the weak girl is reborn, and the king comes!

She is his wife who doesn't even bother to attend the meeting, and he is her husband who doesn't even bother to lift his eyelids.

She is arrogant and tough, he is cold and overbearing,

She doesn't need love. He doesn't know what love is.

At the moment they met. ...

◆◆◆◆ Her resilience ◆◆◆◆

The first day: I grabbed the man's skirt and was extremely arrogant: "I don't like being looked down upon, it won't happen again!" "

The next day: A morning run made Wang Fu jump up and even beat the husband of God of War … 3 times!

The third day: I drove a car full of dead bodies to smash a venue in a casino with the prime minister of the dynasty as the background, and Geng Ying took it for himself!

◆◆◆◆◆ Her love ◆◆◆◆

"Grandpa, the princess ran in the palace dressed like that again."

"hmm." Men are not surprised and concentrate on the art of war.

"The princess went to the palace to have a drink with the queen."

"Nothing, she is not drunk." A man looked up slightly, frowning and worried.

"Ye, the little prince is also in ..."

After talking, where is the figure of the prince in front of him? Look up at the sky and sigh, my Lord, the little prince is only five years old!

◆◆◆◆◆ Her baby ◆◆◆◆

A little boy carved with jade powder looked up and asked, "Mom, is the baby cute or is he cute?"

Anonymous blinked, thought for a moment and said affirmatively, "Baby!" "

A child shyly pointed to his finger and whispered, "Mom, is he cute?"

Anonymous continued to think: "Not cute!"

A child with a serious face suggested, "Mom, he is not cute. Why don't you have a rest? "

John doe is still thinking. ...

A violent hurricane suddenly struck, accompanied by a child's loud scream, flying out like a parabola!

A man glared at an innocent woman and held out his arm. Well, let's discuss it in bed. ...

The hostess is absolutely tough, her hands are covered with blood, and she is arrogant, heartless and heartless, which is well known to the world.

Revenge must be repaid, kindness must be repaid, cherish opponents, let friends go, and treat enemies mercilessly.

He entered the court, went to the battlefield, entered the brothel, won the gambling house, wrote poems and songs, was fierce and thoughtful, and could do anything for Sivir.

Crazy queen of the night emperor

Content introduction:

It is widely believed that:

"The first daughter of Xiangfu is ugly and salty, weak and incompetent ..."

"She is not only mom and dad, but also an ominous person ..."

"She is nothing, wasted ling home ..."

But who knows, once she crosses, she becomes the person who hides the deepest! The piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are all impassable, the appearance is peerless, the martial arts are peerless, the belly is black and shameless, and I go my own way.

He is a peerless prince of the empire, with a unique appearance, a natural pupil, and cold-blooded, but he loves her to the bone.

"If something happens to him, then the king will let the world be buried with him." The world, including himself.

To put it simply, it is a black shameless woman pretending to be a pig and eat a tiger+a prince who dotes on his wife too much, loves her, is clean in body and mind, and works hand in hand with others.

Baobao tablets

In the middle of the month, in the gorgeous palace, on the silk couch, the spring is full.

Under the bed, two crystal dolls covered their mouths mercilessly, and the eyes like black grapes sparkled in the dark.

For a while, strange quiet down everywhere.

After a while, something broke the window.

I saw a boy dancing in the air. "Wow-help, the baby is going to fall into the meat pie." My sister saw it, too Why only throw me one!

Looking from afar in the dark, Long Ying sighed, and the young master's flying skills must have improved again. ......

Hades' favorite princess

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Just intrigue in the palace, intrigue in the palace, many adventures on the battlefield, blood shed on the rivers and lakes. How can she sleep? She, the wind is light and the clouds are light, cold and dark, thinking of watching the storm with a smile, but she has entered the storm.

The misty eyes and gently evoked corners of the mouth seem to be warm and cordial, but in fact they refuse people thousands of miles away. They live under the principle that people don't attack me and I don't attack, which leads to more people attacking. She can't be bullied Now that she is here, abuse her.

The fairy beast is the servant, the god of death is the pet, the snake king is the bracelet, and then the maid of the dreamland eye, a group of great people become the master, michel platini, adoptive father, apprentice and man. Envy is really good luck.

The status is heavy and noble, so that everyone mistook the pearl for dust. He, ruthless and in power, coldly looks at the intrigue behind everyone and holds the overall situation, but he can't hold her alone.

Cold breath, natural domineering, poisoned just after birth. what should he do ? Where can he find it?

It's really misty.

Powerful strength, powerful power, black and cold belly, multi-layered identity, make women pity, love, avoid and sigh. One is distant with a smile, and the other is cold-blooded.

Intimacy and warmth are like her, while Man Xiu, who is seriously ill, is like him.

From two-phase disgust to strong cooperation, it is endless spoil. When they meet, meet, get to know each other, know each other and fall in love …

He dotes on her and gives her whatever she wants.

He dotes on her, the sky is falling, she is there, and he is there.

He dotes on her, and everyone who hurts her will die, and she hurts more.

He dotes on her. As long as there is a male creature around her, he will fly with envy. In the end, he will guard against women, euphemistically called it. If there is a pervert, who will he go to?

Youchongdai Morphy

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She, Gong Ze, a different person, passed through and became a very ordinary maid.

She likes this identity very much, ordinary, the two most desirable words in her last life, but crossing itself is doomed to be extraordinary.

He, Long Junlie, the king above ten thousand people, is extraordinary, which is an interpretation of his life.

Two people who didn't intersect originally, but they just intertwined.

She plays the fool, plays the fool, and just wants to live an ordinary life.

He is ruthless and won't allow anyone to offend your majesty.

People who originally wanted to keep a low profile have never kept a low profile because they met an extraordinary person.

This is a difficult journey, pulling a person who loves one person alone from a handmaid to a queen.

This is a difficult process. Take the person you love, eat it and tear it into your stomach.

I thought it was just a harmless white rabbit, but later I learned it was a wolf in sheep's clothing, but he liked it.

I thought it was just a kitten with claws, but later I learned that it was a biting role dressed as a pig to eat a tiger, but he liked it.

Miyazawa is really a very low-key person, but who can tell her why she can get shot while lying down?

Long Junlie, he is really high-profile, high-profile, but who will tell him why he was finally carried to a little maid?

So a conspiracy to pursue love appeared.

In order not to sneak out of the palace to see the little maid every night, he married the owner of the little maid into the palace with great fanfare.

In order not to let a little girl be bullied, he secretly solved all her troubles.

However, this little maid actually provoked Peach Blossom. It seems that her life is too leisurely.

So you're welcome to eat a little maid and wipe it clean.

As a result, a little maid and girl really stayed, really stupid, and finally used 36 tricks to get some bastard king to promise to hide their relationship.

As a result, everyone knows that there is a little maid in the palace, which is very ordinary, but no one can mess with it.

As a result, everyone knows that the palace is very big, the queen mother can provoke and the queen can object, but she is the only one. Don't mess with Meidochan, or you'll never know how you died.

As a result, the dull dynasty became lively ...

Later, Meidochan was finally forced to sit on the throne of the queen, just because all the ministers desperately recommended her as the best person to be the queen.

This is an absolutely pure and exclusive love story, a sweet and spoiled love.

Love only evil fathers.

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He, the emperor of dark kingdom, Xuan Di, was a cold evil spirit and put her beside him as a baby. Curious or unrequited love?

He, the big prince of the pale kingdom, broke into his heart when that little figure broke into his eyes!

He, the famous first son in the Jianghu, is aloof. When he first met her, his eyes were filled with disgust, because she was a lowly "Toy Boy".

He is more beautiful than women, but everyone is afraid of him. Her indifference to him aroused his interest.

How did the Northern Emperor intend to marry her as the queen, but the position that many women competed for was nothing in her eyes!

He, who was extremely beautiful, was saved by her at the worst time. He knew he didn't deserve her, so he stayed with her.

She is not greedy, she only needs one, but she is the most greedy, and she wants to occupy the most important position in his heart. Since she is her lover, she will do it even if she loses the world, which won't hurt her!

Luo Xuanhao-"Baby … Do you know, without you, my world would be ruined!" "Cold and arrogant, like him, he doesn't care about anything, but he is afraid of losing her!

Luo Tianqiao-"I always knew that I could not compare with my father, but my heart sank involuntarily, sinking deeper and deeper!" " Although he is warm, he knows he can't get it, but he still can't let it go!

The nangongshan from-"I don't have any position in your heart? Give me a chance, will you? Even if ... even if I have you with him, I don't care! " Although he was cold and proud, he humbly asked her for a little love!

Wind and rain-"Do you know? You are so heartless! " Cold and bloodthirsty, but he thinks she is more cruel than him!

Beichen flame-"woman! Do you have a heart? " Romantic and affectionate, for example, he only moved his heart to her, but he didn't get a response!

Chen Mo-"Master, I will never betray you!" Because once betrayed, he will even lose the qualification to stand behind her!

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Ghost king's gold medal favorite

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When I turned it over, it turned out to be an ancient version of Cinderella. Her sister was not only robbed of her fiance, but also promoted by her father to celebrate-

Joke! She's always been the only one who killed anyone. When will it be their turn to be arrogant

Hit her? All right! A needle makes you unable to lift your right hand again!

Scold her? All right! Kick you off the ice lake and feed the carp!

Assassination? All right! Let you not see the sun tomorrow!

What? Let her celebrate the bloodthirsty ghost king whose eight wives suddenly died on their wedding night?

No problem! She is a mulatto "witch", it will be interesting to see which of them is more bloodthirsty! Who is more ruthless!

Only when she married into the palace did she know that the ghost king was completely different from what was rumored outside.

Not only do you have strange poison in your body, you take medicine every day, and you have to bear the pain of bone erosion every full moon night.

The man's weak appearance made her gradually put down her guard and felt pity.

She swears, who told him to do this? She wants a thousand times, no, ten thousand times!

It's just that this man doesn't seem to be what he looks like …

Evil wind goes against the sky

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She, the adopted daughter of Xia, an ancient martial arts family in China, once crossed the border and became the daughter of Yan's family. She was expelled from Canglang and deprived of her surname.

Who would have thought that after being framed to death, the cowardly little sister who could not be a summoner was greeted by a brand-new China soul?

In the distant city over there, the humble Xia family, because of her strength, gradually fell into the eyes of mainlanders …

Five products of Dan medicine? What is this? She can totally eat it as a fudge.

You have seven summoners. I'm sorry, the holy beast is leading his subordinates to mutiny.

What about regret? Remember, regret medicine can never be refined in the world.

Dragons have scales, and they get angry when touched.

Whoever hurts her will die!

Those who hurt Xia Jia, life is worse than death! ! !

For the sake of Xia's family, she swept the mainland with the greatest gesture, leaving no chickens or dogs and no blood on the swept land. She told the whole continent with her behavior that if she dared to do the right thing with her Xia Feng Ru, she would bear the price of her anger. If you go your own way, you can and must accept her desperate revenge.

That kind of revenge, even to the end of life, will not stop.

Lan Fei Qing cheng

Demon wind and evil dragon

The ghost king and the princess

Wang men xian Fei

The princess is thirteen.

charming princess look

Youchongdai Morphy

If you are a pet, your daughter will burn to death.

The evil princess of the beast emperor

A treacherous Buddhist wife

Evil students

Mysterious uncle, I'll take it

Shi Sheng Fenghua

Amazing advantage

Petty one-on-one mind and body are clean and correct, and there will be no mistresses. These are definitely not insults. I have read all these texts. My abuse point is very low, don't worry. That's all I remember. I hope I am satisfied.