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Tomorrow's final exam ~ ~ ~ help me find composition materials.
"The great writer lev tolstoy once said,' People are cute not because they are beautiful, but because they are cute.' With a pure heart and manners everywhere, people will be lovely and beautiful, the country will be lovely and beautiful, and the world will be lovely and beautiful! "
The third series "Love is the eternal beauty of mankind"
"Since the emergence of human beings on the earth, there has always been a feeling of giving up between people. This dependent emotion constitutes a kind of love. With the development of human society, this kind of love of human beings is not only limited to family, friendship and love, but also extends to mountains and rivers, plants, birds, animals, insects and fish ... Love is tolerance, love is understanding, love is purity, and love is the eternal beauty of human beings. "
The fourth series "There is a beauty in life called communication"
"Chen opened Tao's Christmas card, and there was a poem in it: flowers communicate with birds/birds know how to take the seeds of her life to distant places/wind chimes communicate with breeze/breeze knows how to blow out the moving melody of wind chimes/Tao communicates with Chen/sesame blossoms are getting higher and higher in mathematics/Chen communicates with Tao/Chinese no longer needs to scratch his head/Chen Jiatao is no longer equal to silence/because they know/there is a kind of beauty in life.
Chen looked at Mo and smiled. Amo looked at Achen and smiled. Beautiful, really. "
The fourth album "Simplicity is also a kind of beauty"
"Simple beauty has always been respected by people. Many accomplished writers, such as Lu Xun, Sun Li, Lao She and Zhao Shuli, are famous for their simple language. ..... The ancients once said' gorgeous and plain, wash away the lead and see the truth'. When you write with simple words, there is an innocent, simple, calm and desolate atmosphere between the lines. The language is natural and natural, which will make the article reach the ultimate beauty. "
The fourth series "fun and beauty"
"If you want beauty-you have to work selflessly until you feel like a creator and an ideal master; Until your eyes, because they feel the greatest happiness of people-the happiness created, radiating the brilliance of passion! "
The fourth series "Where to Find Beauty"
"Poetry and spring are the embodiment of beauty, one is artistic beauty, and the other is natural beauty. We all found her trace in the world of sight and hearing. Some of Ni's poems about enlightenment are full of Zen, as if to say' Tao is not far away', instead of' Tao is near you, looking everywhere'. It seems to say,' If you can't find beauty in your heart, then you can't find traces of beauty anywhere.' "
2. Jinhua City, Zhejiang Province
"Life is wonderful because-"
The third series "the flash of life in pursuit"
"Life is only once for everyone. Only a life that never gives up will be more meaningful and memorable, and Mika will exist forever. Pine never gives up steepness, which shows the greatness and tenacity of its life; Why doesn't the fragrance smell as bitter as the cold wind? Chimonanthus praecox never gave up the cold winter and stood proudly in the snow, giving generate a unique fragrance of life.
Life without pursuit is bleak. Pursuit makes life shine, and life shines in pursuit! "
The fourth series "Learn to appreciate"
"Looking at nature and the world with appreciation, we will find that nature and life are so beautiful. ...
A person who can't appreciate or can't appreciate, the width and breadth of life is very limited, and he can't appreciate the colorful charm and emotional appeal of life. Learn to appreciate, the journey of life will find more beauty and charm, and its own mind and the meaning of survival will become wider and wider. Treat others with an appreciative attitude and vision, and our life will enter a higher realm. "
Series 6 "Music for Life"
"Life is like this. Mom and dad use the melody in their hearts to light up the heavy life. If they pull a long face all day, it's hard to imagine what our life would be like then.
Life is sometimes a big symphony, but life is sometimes a simple erhu solo; Life is sometimes exciting, but most of the time it flows quietly like a river. Who wants to make life full of passion forever? Impossible and unrealistic. The flowing life can make people taste the true meaning of life and revel in it. "
3. Lishui City, Zhejiang Province
"Thank you-"
The sixth series "Grateful Return"
In a performance, Kanmi, a Japanese kabuki master, played an ancient hiker. Just as he was about to play, a student reminded him, "Master, your sandals are loose."
He replied, "Thank you." Then he immediately squatted down to tie his shoelaces.
When he reached the stage entrance where the students couldn't see, he squatted down again and loosened the belt he had just fastened.
Obviously, his purpose is to try to show people's fatigue after a long journey with baggy sandals. With such exquisite acting skills, this master really has his own advantages.
A reporter happened to go backstage to interview that day and saw this scene. After the play, the reporter asked Kami,' Why didn't you teach the students at that time? He doesn't know the real meaning of the performance.
Kami replied:' The goodwill and kindness of others must be accepted frankly. There are many opportunities to teach students acting. On today's occasion, the most important thing is to accept others' reminders with gratitude and return them to others. "
The sixth series "The Last Exam"
"The public relations department of a foreign-funded company recruited a staff member, and finally there were only five people left. The company informed these five people that who to hire should be discussed and approved by the company management meeting before making a decision.
A few days later, one of them received a letter in his email, which was sent by the personnel department of the company. The content is: "after the company decided to study, you were hired, but we appreciate your knowledge and temperament." Because the number of places is limited, it is really a move to give up love. If there are any recruitment places in the company in the future, you will be given priority. The materials you submit will be mailed to you within a few days after entering the computer file. In addition, in order to thank you for your trust in our company, we also send you a coupon for our products. I wish you happiness. "
The moment she received the email, she was very sad to learn that she had been hired. But moved by the sincerity of that foreign company, I spent three minutes sending a short thank-you letter to that company by email.
But two weeks later, she received a phone call from that foreign-funded company, saying that she had been formally hired as a company employee after discussion at the company management meeting.
Later, she learned that this was the last exam for the company. She won only because it took three more minutes to thank her. "
4. Chongqing City
Composition question: choose one of the following two questions.
First, read the following passage and write it according to your feelings.
One day, my father and I went to the park together. He pointed to two trees in the park and asked me, "Do you know what those trees are?" When I saw it, the tall one was poplar, and the short one was ginkgo. Father said, "These two trees were planted at the same time, and they were both the same height when they were planted. They enjoy the same sunshine, the same soil and water. Later, why did the poplar grow taller and the ginkgo was short? " When my father saw that I couldn't answer, he said, "You know, son, precious things always grow up slowly." This poetic language, like a ray of sunshine, suddenly lit up my heart.
Requirements: 1, self-made topic, unlimited style. 2, the number of words is not less than 600 words. 3. There is no personal name or school name related to me.
Second, write according to the prompt.
Television has become a window for us to understand the world; The network has given us unlimited space; Short messages convey human warmth ... science and technology have brought rapid changes to our lives.
Please write a composition on the topic "changed my life".
1 is required to complete the topic, and the words to be filled in should be related to science and technology. 2, the style is not limited, not less than 600 words. 3. There is no personal name or school name related to me.
TV Autism Season 2.
The third series "Persistent Computer Dream"
"A child, in junior high school, was asked what he was doing at school. He said he wanted to go to college to study computer science. /kloc-computers were not popular 0/2 years ago. Maybe he chose the computer just because of a child's curiosity.
After graduating from junior high school, he did not go to senior high school, but was forced to take the technical secondary school directly because of his family's financial difficulties. He studied accounting instead of computer.
His computer dream should be broken. He studied in a technical secondary school for four years. After graduation, he was assigned to work in the accounting office of an air-conditioning factory in the city.
Surprisingly, after working for three years, he resigned and went to the provincial capital, joined an electronics subsidiary, and turned out to be a programmer. There is a great contrast between the accountants in the factory finance office and the software design programmers in big companies.
In fact, it took him three years to complete all the courses of the self-taught junior college for electronic technology majors. After graduation, he has taken six undergraduate courses in computer science, and it took him three years to complete all the courses.
It is said that he had a tense relationship with the leader of that factory, because the leader trained him to study for an MBA, and he flatly refused. His girlfriend also advised him that he might as well study for an MBA and have a relatively relaxed and well-paid job after graduation, but he didn't agree.
After job-hopping, many people think that a self-taught programmer will be overwhelmed by vast numbers, and no one can succeed easily in this line.
But people are wrong again. In the third year he joined that big company, he mysteriously resigned and started his own software company. His main business is the financial system. In the process of popularizing computerized accounting in the whole country, his software sold well. Even the former big companies were surprised by his performance.
Now he is a successful man. He said that his software sold more than 1000 sets, each of which cost 250,000 yuan. He said that this performance was not very good. "
5. Wenzhou City
Don't dust off your heart/in the world of youth/without melancholy.
Don't learn to be indifferent/forget to give others/give yourself/have a laugh.
Don't curl up in the pile of books/it's birds and flowers outside/the sunshine belongs to you.
Youth is so precious/needs you/appreciates, creates and shows yourself.
Life is so beautiful/kind, family, sincere friendship/haunting you.
The world is so vast/waiting for you/walking, looking for and exploring mysteries.
Open your heart quickly.
To harvest—
Surprise/touching/beauty of life
Please write an article on the topic of "opening your heart". You can tell stories and experiences, talk about experiences and feelings, make comments, expand your imagination and express your feelings. ...
Requirements: ① Style selection (except poetry); ② No less than 600 words; (3) There shall be no real place names, school names or names in the text.
The sixth series "The Perspective of Optimists"
"In the precious spiritual wealth of mankind, optimism can make people attractive. Optimism has such magical power. In the confusion of life, it makes you use a relaxed smile instead of a heavy sigh, gives you wings of the soul, and makes you surpass the spirit. Every day, we have to draw colors by ourselves. Optimism makes life more spacious and cheerful.
Optimists are grateful for what they have, and optimists believe that their dreams will come true. Optimists never give up hope. Optimists always see opportunities. Optimists believe that they will be happy forever. The life of an optimist is wonderful! "
The fourth series "Learn to appreciate"
"Colorful world, colorful life, that's it, so that people who are pure and yearning for beauty can always feel endless natural beauty and human beauty, and appreciation will be born from this. However, in ordinary life, can we always find, examine and treat the people and things we meet with appreciation?
……
Appreciation is a kind of self-cultivation, a kind of self-discipline and respect for others. Appreciation is a kind of mind, which can accommodate the talents and strengths of others, and at the same time serve as a driving force for persistent learning and enterprising; Appreciation is a calm feeling, filtering out all the dregs of greed, not being dizzy in the face of colorful prosperity, and being calm and detached from the grievances of decline and glory; Appreciation is a philosophy. A flower can see the whole world and a grass can see the great spirit. "
The third series "Picturesque Here"
"With a beautiful ideal and the luggage of the expedition, the scenery in the forest will feast your eyes and increase your confidence. Look, what a beautiful scenery!
Walking through the sun, walking through the Woods, the sky flashed and thundered instantly. Without an extended path and a cloth umbrella to shelter from the rain, the vast Yuan Ye is just muddy and dark.
Then, you begin to be confused, worried, depressed, and regret that you didn't take the road at the fork. Maybe the scenery will be full of flowers and bright sunshine.
However, yesterday's sun has set, the lost scenery has passed, and the journey of life has no turning back. You have no choice but to hesitate too much. You can only get out of this muddy rain by faith.
Maybe you will miss a season, maybe you will lose a direction, miss the sun, will you lose the moon again? Maybe there are desert swamps, maybe there are rain, snow, wind and frost. For a strong belief, suffering is also a beautiful scenery. "
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