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The king thought the prince was stupid, so he chose a clever princess for him. What did the prince say?

The king is Sima Yan, a famous Emperor Wu of Jin Dynasty in history, the prince is a famous fool Sima Zhong in history, and the crown princess is Jia Nanfeng.

Sima Yan seized the Cao and Wei Dynasties and unified the Central Plains, then established the Jin Dynasty, and Sima Jia began to become a royal family. However, it is puzzling that Sima Yan, who is very clever in history, chose a stupid idiot as his heir to the throne. Sima Zhong was the second son of Yang Yan after Emperor Sima Yan. After Sima Yan ascended the throne and proclaimed himself emperor, he made Yang Yan the queen and Sima Zhong the prince.

However, because Sima Zhong is not smart, Sima Yan is very worried, so he wants to find a clever crown princess to help Sima Zhong. Jia Nanfeng is clever and witty, and Sima Zhong doesn't like it very much, because Jia Nanfeng is so ugly. However, under the recommendation of Empress Yang Yan, Sima Yan finally agreed to the marriage, and Jia Nanfeng became the crown princess of Sima Zhong. However, Sima Yan still thinks that the prince is too stupid to take on the heavy responsibility, so he wants to take an examination of the prince. In the East Palace, in front of all the courtiers in the East Palace, I wrote a question for Sima Zhong to answer. When Jia Nanfeng knew something was wrong, he called someone to answer. Sima Zhong copied it again and finally escaped.

After Sima Yan's death, Jia Nanfeng did not help Sima Zhong to establish a prosperous Jin Dynasty as Sima Yan thought. Jia Nanfeng is a ruthless, jealous and vengeful man. After Sima Yan's death, Sima Zhong became emperor. Seeing Sima Zhongyu's stupidity, Jia Nanfeng waited for an opportunity to intervene in state affairs and colluded with his ministers to control the court. Jia Nanfeng used a series of tricks to abolish the Queen Mother who had helped her. Jia Nanfeng was jealous. Seeing that Sima Zhong's other concubines were pregnant, she hit them in the abdomen with a halberd, resulting in miscarriage. Moreover, in order to keep her position, she designed to frame the prince for rebellion, brought her sister's son into the palace, said it was her own son, and forced the emperor to make him a prince.

After Jia Nanfeng murdered the Prince, he was opposed by many ministers. Because the prince is a famous sage, Jia Nanfeng's behavior completely angered many ministers. Finally, Sima Lun, the king of Zhao, forged an imperial edict and arrested Jia Nanfeng for murdering the prince. Jia Nanfeng was abolished as Shu Ren and given poisoned wine.