I want a joke that will make me laugh. If it's really funny, please don't copy a bunch.

1. One person scolds another person: "I really want to spit a bubble in your face!"

2. I remember that a buddy in our dormitory grabbed someone else's buns and said while eating: This stuff is only suitable for stuffing your ass.

3. I remember when I was a child, the primary school teacher scolded a student: "I will kick you out with a slap!" We dare not laugh if we want to.

Several of our middle school classmates once went out by bike, and one classmate kicked another fatter classmate's foot and wanted to scold him at the same time.

I put on a pig's trotter and flew a leg. ...

5. A girl in our dormitory fiddled with another mm's bangs: You see this mess, as if it had been scratched by a dog's paw?

6. Someone in the dormitory drank someone else's boiled water, jumped up and shouted: * *, it was so hot that pigs couldn't stand it. ..

7. In college, there were many people in the men's toilet after class, and everyone lined up. At this time, a classmate said "come here" to the second one behind, and b was grateful. He said quickly, I said, why does the back look familiar?

8. One of my junior high school classmates likes to touch other people's heads. One day, he touched people's heads and said, "My head is quite round." That classmate got bored and took his hand and said, "Don't pull my eggs here."

9. A classmate in my class often writes wrong words, and once wrote an article with such a sentence: I saw a pile of cow dung on the road today, ah, I was shocked. Later, the teacher commented: It doesn't matter if no one stops you from eating it all.

10. One day, one of my classmates was walking on the road. Suddenly, a mouse jumped out and scared him. He opened his mouth and cursed "* *, you scared your dad!"