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Mother kindly named the child, but because of the "name", the child could not find a job, and she repeatedly ran into a wall and regretted it.

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A name, although only a title, is a name that a person accompanies him all his life, so a name is very important to children and even affects his social interaction. If the name is smooth or meaningful, it is easy to remember and naturally more intimate. But try not to use uncommon words, because the probability of uncommon words being recognized by people is very small, and even there are individual words, and many input method software can't recognize the output, which will be very troublesome when necessary.

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Xiaoli (pseudonym) 10 was pregnant and gave birth to a lovely daughter. Because it was raining outside in Mao Mao all the time on the day of her daughter's birth, Xiaoli thought of pure and beautiful raindrops, so she decided to name the child "Lü" and pronounce it "dí", hoping that her daughter would be pure, kind and happy.

Because the household registration was not online at first, the name was always handwritten. But now all household registration or files need unified online management, but the daughter's name can't be entered, because the earlier input method can't type the word "Li", so from then on, whenever the daughter needs to use a name, such as school naturalization, bank card and so on. She can't register, which is very troublesome. However, it is obvious that the daughter graduated from college, mainly her daughter.

The family was very anxious, so someone suggested that the child change his name. Xiaoli has no good idea at present, so she has to decide to rename him. However, after arriving at the local household registration management office, the staff said that students should not change their names, and symbols are only available under special circumstances.

At that time, Xiaoli didn't think so much, just wanted to give her a meaningful name. I didn't expect to bring her such a big trouble now.

analyse

In fact, there are still many parents who have gone through many times of screening and painstaking efforts when naming their children, but they have caused a lot of trouble and even jokes because of their thoughtlessness. Therefore, parents must be considerate and pay special attention to the following points:

1, a relatively uncommon word

There are many parents for their children. Try to reduce the probability of having the same name as others, and often use uncommon words, which will be unique and easy to attract attention. But it is easy for everyone not to know this word, because everyone is unfamiliar with uncommon words, so when swearing, it is easy to call it wrong, which leads to everyone's embarrassment.

2. Homophonic words

That is, some names are similar in stress or pronunciation to other words. For example, "Xiang Zhen" will be mistaken for "Xiang Zhen", and many names with "Jian" or "Jian" will always be jokingly called "base", which will cause more or less trouble to children and may also have a bad influence on them.

2. Avoid having the same name as a famous person or thing.

For example, parents give their children a meaningful name, but they have the same name as the star, so that it is easy to be teased by classmates at school, or even compare their children with the star, or have the same name as a "thing", such as Alipay, which is very famous. Therefore, if it is not necessary, try not to give children such names, because these names can easily lead to misunderstanding and trouble.

3, the name should not be too roundabout.

In other words, don't say the name in a roundabout way, try to be tactful, or when the teacher or classmates or friends call you, because the pronunciation of a few words is more roundabout, the name can't be said several times, and it will be embarrassing. In the end, everyone doesn't want to call your name.

Parents give their children a good name in the hope that their children will be better in the future, but if the name brings unnecessary trouble to their children and they don't even like their own names in the end, how embarrassing it is!