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Interesting Facts about Childhood Bedwetting
When talking about interesting childhood stories, I think of the time when I was five years old and wet the bed.
One day, our family went on a trip. When I got home, I was very thirsty, so I asked my mother to buy me a bottle of water from the roadside. As a result, my mother got out of the car and saw that it was full of drinks and no pure water. She said to me: "It is full of drinks and no pure water. You can drink it when you go home!" I was very sad and thought: My mother is really "bad". , not even willing to buy me a bottle of drink. On the way home, my throat was filled with smoke, as if I had been out in the hot desert all day without drinking water.
At ten o’clock in the evening, we finally arrived home. I was sleepy and hungry, so I rushed into the room, picked up the water glass, and drank three large glasses in a row. The thirst problem was solved. I was so sleepy that I quickly changed my clothes, washed up in a hurry, and got ready to rest. Before going to bed, I have a habit of drinking a packet of milk. Instantly, my belly felt like a bucket filled with water. With a slight movement, it feels like water will come out from above. At this time, I wanted to pee, but I was very sleepy. I thought I’d better wait until tomorrow morning to pee! I lay on the bed and fell asleep...
Slowly I fell asleep, The "God of Joke" also sneaked into my dream. I dreamed that I was looking everywhere for the toilet in the toilet and couldn't find it. I want to find a place to pee, but I don't dare to pee. Finally, after a fierce ideological struggle, I found a secluded place and bravely peeed. There was so much urine, it felt so good! Instantly, I felt a lot warmer under the covers.
When I got up in the morning, I felt that the bottom of my butt was very wet. I touched it and it was wet. I put my hand under my nose and smelled it, and the smell of urine came straight to me. "Did I wet the bed?" Dad pretended to be angry and said, "You wet the bed last night and almost flushed me away!" At this time, I lowered my head shyly. I looked at my dad again, and we laughed!
From then on, I never dared to wet the bed again, because I didn’t want to “wash” my dad away!
Author : Xu Ruokun Instructor: Ren Ping
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