It's cold in winter.

Jokes can happen at any time in our lives, so which jokes are related to winter? This article is a humorous joke that is cold in winter that I collected for everyone. Welcome to refer to.

1, winter

In winter, a customer walked into the hotel and forgot to close the door. A customer of the hotel said, "It's really cold outside. Please close the door." The customer who just entered the hotel replied, "Do you think it won't be cold outside if I close the door?"

2. When is winter?

What is a super otaku? In the cold winter, a buddy stood at the entrance of the building, wearing big shorts and slippers. He looked at the snow all over the ground and shouted in surprise, "when is winter?" ! "

Disadvantages of wearing too thick clothes in winter

Second-rate buddies told me very experienced: one disadvantage of winter is that you wear too many clothes and you can't fart. They are all around your body and then along the neckline.

4. Hard and pleasant things in winter

In winter, nothing is more difficult than getting up, and nothing is more comfortable than staying under the covers!

It really takes courage to get up early in winter.

I just saw a sentence: it is said that many people look at the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long they can sleep, and they are instantly recruited!

6. What do you eat in winter?

I told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health, but you always said meaningfully: It's warm, so I won't roll more dung balls. What shall I eat in winter? !

7. Deceive the buddy next door

It's very cold in winter, and just got into bed at night, I heard my brother calling me in the next bedroom and telling me a secret.

I got up in the cold and went to his bedroom to ask him what his secret was. He said, "I'll tell you tomorrow. It is too late today. By the way, please turn off the lights for me when you leave. "

Go back to bed, think about it and suddenly feel wrong. ...

8. What should I do in winter?

Teacher: The ancients had no clothes. They used leaves to keep out the cold.

Classmate: What about the dead leaves in winter?

Teacher: Huh? !

9, mobile phone as a hand warmer

It's cold, and fewer and fewer people are playing mobile phones on the road. I touched the hot millet phone and smiled. It is my hand warmer in winter. Warm up at any time, keep heating, and warm up my heart. ...

10, hot pot bottom material

Today, I went to school to fetch hot water and heard two sisters talking. ...

A said, "I went to the supermarket today and bought a bag of hot pot bottom material!" " "

B said, "Do you want to cook hot pot in the dormitory?"

A calmly replied: "No, just use the bottom of the hot pot when it is cold ..."

1 1, winter alarm clock

A: The alarm clock in winter morning is the most annoying.

B: Yes, I feel shot every morning when the alarm clock rings!

So you jumped up with a bang?

No, I'm lying like a dead man, and I never want to come out again.

12, icy road

I go to college in the north. In winter, there is always thick snow. One night. Just out of the library, the road is icy and slippery. I almost fell when I left. I immediately grabbed the girl's clothes in front of me and shouted, Oh, my God. The girl turned her head, looked at me, blushed and said, you mistook one for another, you mistook one for another. Ran away at once. I stayed alone in the wind. ...

Jokes of office workers

1, you guys complain about working too much overtime in the group, and you are more black-hearted than whose boss.

One said, "I bought a new home theater, but I'm too busy to watch movies."

Another said, "I bought a new multifunctional rice cooker and haven't come home for dinner yet ..."

A buddy said, "I rented a new house near the company but didn't go home for half a month in a row." The landlord called the police and thought I was dead ... "

everyone ...

2. Boss: "This function must be done before going to work!"

Cheng: "OK."

The next morning

Boss: "Why hasn't this function been done yet?"

Cheng: "I haven't got off work yet."

3, a female colleague gave birth to a daughter, and asked everyone for help in the office to give a good name!

a； The word "light" is excellent, water, fire and yin intersect, but the depths are indifferent!

b； What about his father's surname Ji?

C: What if his father's surname is Gou?

This woman is furious: get out of here, my husband's name is Cao!

The most beautiful girl in the bureau has a boyfriend, and Xiao Wang, who has a crush on her, is very depressed.

After work this afternoon, he felt even worse when he saw the couple hugging under the office building. ...

When he went to work the next day, Xiao Wang was listless and sighed. His colleagues asked him what was wrong.

Xiao Wang said, "Alas! The bureau flower makes people hug! "

5, the unit WeChat group, the boss is also inside, many people do not know.

Today, silly Xiao Wang played in the group: Manager Zhang is like a pig!

I was shocked and told him privately: Manager Zhang is in the regiment.

A few seconds later, Xiao Wang continued to type in the group: Teacher Zhang, like a pig, sacrificed himself and benefited the public; Teacher Zhang is like a cow, working hard and complaining. We should learn from him!

This is a god reaction!

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