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The more riddles, jokes and proverbs about learning, the more anxious the better.
2. The lecture is still the same as before (idiom1)-repeated teaching does not change.
3, proficient (three words)-knowledge
4. Ask the teacher (two words)-ask for advice.
5. But the petals are like her face and the willow leaves are like her eyebrows (a three-character Chinese character)-adjectives
6, the owner's speech (two words Chinese words)-theme
7. Guest Speech (two Chinese characters)-Object
9. Sign language (four-character Chinese character)-demonstrative pronoun
10, due diligence (three-character Chinese character)-antonym
Yu Qian didn't study hard when he was a child. When his grades are not good, he often cheats his father when he comes home.
His father bought a lie detector. ...
One day, when Yu Qian came back from the exam, his father asked: What did you get in the exam?
Yu Qian: 90.
Beep, beep ... the polygraph rang.
His father asked: to tell the truth, how many points?
Yu Qian: 80.
Beep, beep, beep ... It's ringing again.
His father was anxious: this unfortunate child, to tell the truth, how many points?
Yu Qian: 70.
Beep, beep, beep ... The polygraph is still ringing.
His father trembled with anger: tell the truth! ! !
Yu Qian: 40 …
Beep, beep, beep. ...
His father can't help it. He said, you wasted all my efforts. Why don't you learn from me? At that time, your father got 100 in our exam. ...
Bang ... the polygraph exploded @ @ $ # * @ #! $!
All talk and no practice will waste a hundred years of learning.
Read with your heart, in a word.
The blade is sharpened, and the plum blossom is fragrant and bitter.
There is a road in the mountain of books, but there is no limit to learning the sea.
Work with courageous people and never read without words.
First class, second class, second class, third class, third class success.
If you don't practice your hands and feet for one day, you will lose half in two days, be a layman for three days and stare for four days.
Ten years' practice is a good reader, but ten years' practice is a bad reader.
When practicing in the world, the knife grinds on the stone.
It's better to study in Wan Li Road for ten years.
Nothing can be achieved with humility, but nothing can be achieved with complacency.
Books prepared without reading are like waste paper. (English proverb)
To save time is to prolong life.
Misers say that money is the lifeblood, and hardworking people think that time is life.
Strike while the iron is hot and learn while you are young.
Grasping one today is better than two tomorrows.
There will be more tomorrows among lazy people.
There are no two mornings in a day, and time has passed.
Learning is like running ahead, you can't slow down.
The roots of learning are bitter, but the fruits of learning are sweet.
An open-minded person often thinks about his own shortcomings; Proud people often boast of their own merits.
Self-praise is self-contempt. Complacency is the end of wisdom.
Those who brag about their knowledge are preaching their ignorance.
Go further.
Don't be idle, it's white and sad.
It is difficult for young people to learn and grow old, and an inch of time is not light.
The secret of learning a lot is not to learn a lot at once. -Locke
Time is the most precious wealth.
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