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Something embarrassing in middle school?
During this period, students may do some "super shameful" behaviors. If they have all experienced it, don't blame your deskmate for laughing at you.
Four things that are "super humiliating" in middle school, especially the fourth thing, girls can't wait to drill a crack in the ground
1) Drooling and snoring in class
Embarrassment index: ★★★★★ ★
In class, many students think that the teacher is talking about "heavenly books", especially history classes and ideological and moral classes, and they will feel particularly bored.
"Xueba" can hold on for a while, but "Xuescum" can't help it. Most of them will just fall asleep on their desks.
while sleeping, they may drool and snore, and finally the snoring will affect the teacher's lecture, and finally they will be awakened by the laughter of the whole class.
At this time, the deskmate will take your "scandal" as a handle.
2) I can't answer the teacher's questions
Embarrassment index: ★★★☆
As long as I was a student, the teacher would ask questions in class, and when no students raised their hands to answer them, the teacher would randomly call the roll.
At this time, students who don't listen carefully in class, find people to chat with and pass notes everywhere, are easily caught by the teacher, and just stand in their seats and can't answer them. If they can't write them down silently, they will lose face in front of the whole class.
At that time, not only will there be jokes at the same table, but the whole class will look at you and laugh.
3) informed criticism being megaphone
Embarrassment index: ★★★★☆
No matter in primary school, junior high school or senior high school, the school will set up an institution called "Moral Education Office", which specializes in checking students' quality education, such as whether their hair is long or not and whether their nails are dyed.
In addition, if students like fighting, reading extra-curricular books in class or skipping classes, once they are caught by the director of the moral education department, they may face punishment.
This kind of punishment is not a simple verbal warning, but a "criticism" in the whole class with a loud speaker. Although the students in other classes don't know what you look like, your name is also famous, which is somewhat embarrassing.
4) When a girl comes to her period, she is found
Embarrassment index: ★★★★★ ★
Some time ago, we saw a case.
A junior high school girl, wearing white trousers, was pointed at by students and pedestrians just after she left the school gate, and her face seemed to mean ridicule.
This girl feels very strange. What did she do? Why does it attract their attention?
Not long after, two aunts passed by and happened to see the girl. They immediately told her that there was blood on her pants.
The girl was scared after hearing this. She thought she had a stomachache, but she ate her stomach at noon. I didn't expect to lose so much blood.
So the aunt patiently explained menarche and menstruation to the girl, and at the same time relieved her anxiety.
Many girls welcome their "period" at school, and some embarrassing things are easy to happen at this time.
@ Looking back suddenly
During the middle school, the school held an escape drill, and the teacher asked us to wear skirts. As a result, we just came to our period that day. After the escape, we had a math class, and the teacher told me to write on the blackboard, and the back was red ...
@ Honey Sleeve Tea
I remember that once a sanitary napkin fell out, which was just seen by a male deskmate. He said, "This band-aid is really big.
It can be seen that when female students come to "their period" and become the focus, the class teacher will feel embarrassed after seeing it.
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