Seeking the Journey to the West: A Classic Funny Sentence in Heaven. . .

1. Master! It's cold in the sky, so wear more clothes when flying around.

2. Buddha, your hands are so heavy!

3. Is the position of your third eye deviated?

4. Are you tired from stepping on two wheels? Do you care?

5. I'm still young, only 12 years old. How old are you? I don't know! You look very young, too, just 25 years old!

I'm 25, I'm 25!

6. This is the fate I gave you, which originated from me and should be destroyed by me.

7. No matter what you become, my children and I will stay with you.

8. If you don't die, why are you alive? Doing evil for a living, what's wrong with dying? Three realms, always birth and death. If the lights don't go out, death will be reborn.

continuous thoughts are called samsara.

9. I'm stubborn but I'm timid. I'm arrogant but I'm afraid of my self-esteem. I'm afraid that if you don't like me,

can't we even be friends?

1. Guanyin asked, "Wukong, what do you see?" Wukong said, "I see myself and I can't see myself."