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How about Ningxia Art Vocational College?

Ningxia Art Vocational College sounds like a college, but in fact it is much more chaotic than the "Anshi Rebellion", mainly from the following aspects:

First, the teachers It sounds like a university. There are very few professors. There is a serious shortage of teachers. The number of students is about 2,000. However, there are only more than 100 teachers in the school plus external teachers, which seriously exceeds the teacher-student ratio of the Ministry of Education. Many teachers are still Rather proud!

Secondly, most of the students graduated from primary school or junior high school. Very few students took the college entrance examination to study in junior colleges. The students were seriously unable to keep up with the cultural courses. This is a critical period for children's growth. However, the school's teaching in ideological and political education is obvious. Insufficient, there are more female students who smoke.

Thirdly, we work in the same school. The school only issues 300 Xinbai shopping cards to staff teachers during holidays, and external and non-staff staff do not know anything. I’ll give it to you, but it’s not as good as outside companies. Not to mention this, the non-staff teacher’s monthly dead salary is only 2,500 (including 300 meal cards), and there is no insurance. The most important thing is that there is no winter or summer vacation for the non-staff teacher. Don’t even think about the salary (a serious violation of the relevant provisions of the labor law) and the establishment. They are all lies. If you are exhausted, the external teachers will still be paid. Substitute teaching is voluntary labor, and there is no substitute teaching fee! If you want to employ people without paying them, I wish you could create more residual value!

Fourthly, it takes half a year for management recruitment from the beginning to the time of admission. Whether to wait or not, it is too tedious to use Ningxia dialect. The recruitment time can reflect how good this school is. Lj, once you enter, no one cares about you, no one asks you questions, until you see no hope at all and leave. Loose management causes teachers in this school to come and go faster than the water of the Yellow River, and no good teachers can be retained. Live, because the remuneration is not improving, wages are dead, and there are no incentives. The loss of teachers means that the class in which they are working is suspended. This is how the school deceives students, parents, and the education department!

Fifth, the school spirit and school management are not at all in place. The deans and department heads’ work reports or meeting speeches, and party building reports are all written by recruited external officers, and they cannot be written by themselves. When I came out, I was not good at it. I don’t know if my face turned red when I stood on the stage and read what others had written. There was a serious shortage of teaching equipment. There were so many students in the school, but there were only a few basketballs. There was a serious shortage of equipment. The leader even boasted that Haikou was famous because This is the result of the school developing too fast, and various managements are out of touch. Is there a mechanism that should be funny?

Posting these things is not to slander the school, but a true portrayal. I hope it will be more More people will see and supervise, and more importantly, I hope those naive applicants will think carefully before applying, so as not to waste their time and youth. I also hope that more parents will not ruin their children by sending them to this school! The water is deep here, so be careful!