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Funny five-person script Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng

Cast:

Ximen Chuixue

Ye Gucheng

Huamanlou

king

aside

Props: two bags of milk, a dagger, a ring and some pieces of paper.

The first act: the decisive battle at the top of Bauhinia City

Narrator: A quiet village is covered with snow.

Birds are dancing in the cold.

A man is walking step by step along the street.

The wind came quietly.

Another mystery man approached.

Y meets X.

X: Oh, I'm sorry for bumping into you!

Y: Haha, forget about baybay.

Excuse me, who are you? Can you tell me your name?

Y: Haha, I won't change my name! Whatever happens. I am the most famous-Ye Gucheng. Who are you?

X: I'm Ximen Chuixue.

Y surprised: Ar, Ximen Chuixue?

X: Yes, why?

Y: I heard that you are a martial arts expert?

Xu: Great, you know me!

Y: Please, please ... Don't kill me! Let me let you go!

No, I have to kill you!

Y: I don't want to be killed. I want to take care of an 80-year-old mother and a three-year-old son!

X: Never! Because we are fighting! Do you know that?/You know what?

Y suddenly stood up and said coldly, don't push me!

X: Sorry!

(y takes out a bag of milk)

X grabbed the milk: milk, very good! I like drinking it. how do you know

Y: please drink!

X after drinking milk: Thank you, haha.

Do you still want to kill me?

X: Of course, you must! Milk is milk.

Y (angry+cold): Verygood! Very good! I hope you don't forget what you said! ?

X: I certainly won't!

Y: I must teach you a lesson! If you can't break his record, you will never succeed! 3-2- 1-0!

X squatted down with his stomach covered: occupy, occupy!

Y laughs: Haha ... ...

X pity: help! Help! Where is the toilet？

Y: what?

X: Tollett?

Y: what?

X: Toilet?

Y: Oh, I see, goalong thisstreet and turn right when you see Corsingroad!

X: Thank you. Goodbye.

Y took out a piece of paper and blew it: Thisisgenuirnesnow!

H: stop! Protect the environment. Basic connection!

Who are you?

Full of flowers! Have you met Ximen Chuixue?

Yes, he is in "WC" now, ha ...

H surprise: Nowyouarethebestintheworld!

Y: You're right!

H: Terry Fick! youaretheonemykinglookingfor！ doyouwantjoininus？

Yes, very good.

Ok, come with me and let's see my king!

Y: OK, let's go!

Act II: Infernal Affairs

My dearest! Let me introduce you to Noguchi! This is an ancient city.

K: Sidon Prius in Ye Gucheng.

H goes to Y, and the "Wedding March" begins. H is like a priest: Ye Gucheng! Do you want to know about colds, headaches, colds and AIDS?

Yes, I do.

Krishnamurti: Flowers are everywhere. Come on. Give me your finger! (Music stops)

X sings: Only you (see the ring) This ring should be mine!

Ca: But who are you? Why should it be you?

Y urgent: king! Dear king! Imustgonow，mybrotherislookingforme！ Hoshi (Goodbye in Uyghur)

K: Horsey? What does that mean? This is not English, is it?

Y: How clever ...

X cold: Ye Gucheng! Come here. Iwanttotellyousomething！

Y holds X's leg: Brother! Forgive me!

X: forgive me? Why?

Y: It has changed before, and I like it very much. If God gives me another chance, I will tell you "I love you". If there must be a deadline, I hope it is a thousand years!

Xu: You lied to me! Everything you have done is wrong! How can you say a lady's "WC"!

Y: WC of ilikegonglady. I ... I ... Ithinkhatyoulikewhatilike. (y takes out another bag of milk)

X: m-i-l-k？ Ha ha, Aisideru! (I love you)

Krishnamurti: Aisideilu? What do you mean? Why can't I understand you?

X:Youarestupid！ It means "I love you".

Krishnamurti: Don't say "You love me". I'll kill you.

X: What? (Pretending not to hear) You-killed me? Come on, come on ... (X ... (X goes up to catch K)

Krishnamurti: Fuck you. I killed you!

x:howcanyukillme？ Haha ...

Y:Letmehaveatry！ 3-2- 1-0(X crouches down with his stomach covered)

K: Thank you very much. You saved me. Now, I'll give you an American stamp

Enjoy the holiday.

Y: that's good. But not here. canyougivemea MM？ iwanttogoamericancanwhither。

Krishnamurti: Of course. You're with me! Ha ha ha......

Y: hahaha-

H: where?

K: What?

Y:Doyouwanttogolady's WC?

X: Yes, I ... I ... would like to.

H shook his head: X, no, no, you can't tgotolady's WC. That's not where you can go! Because you're Rex! You are the best China Kung Fu!

X: whatifI'mthebestintheword？ ! Why my life? whencanIgetmyfreedom？ mustbethedeadday？ !

K: You're right. onewillnotbecleveruntilthedayhedie。 In this case, why did you die so miserably! Go to the toilet and die comfortably! Go ahead.

H: You, stupid, behave badly! Let's go

k； Why? Why did you help him! Who the hell is lying to you?

My real name is Lu Xiaofeng, my wife. I am a spy.

K was surprised: you-you-you provoked Lu Xiaofeng? X's wife?

Y: I know you. Atrik. You know, you are the first person to cheat me! Because of you, Ed never trusts anyone, including myself. You ruined my years of looking for you, just for today! Verdi, go meet him, please.

H threw himself at X: X, don't die, you have to live, the future is full of hope, and tomorrow is a good start!

What a touching story! Impressive!

Y: Life is a progress, but it is frustrating that it can't be recovered!

Life is a kind of progress, and happily it doesn't have to go on!

H suddenly inserted the dagger into Y's heart, and K ran away in fear. The music "Goodbye, Police" begins.

Don't leave me. You know I love you. Now I have nothing but you. Please don't abandon me! Realize that I was wrong. Help me, I intend to come back, help me, I want you, please-help me. I will never do that again! (Y dies, music stops)

X coughs, H jumps to his side, and the soundtrack of the movie My Mom and Dad begins.

H: X, oh, no, you can't die. Let's go home together.

X:gohome！ ?

H: Tomorrow is another day! Even if you only have the last second to live, you should live, not only for me, but also for our love!

X: How do you want to live? Okay, okay, I promise I will live for you. But! You know, I don't have time, but you do, and promise you will be happy every day! You must get this honor ... promise me that you will live ... that you will never give up ... no matter what happens ... no matter how desperate ... promise me that you will never give up this promise.

H: I promise.

X: Never let go.

H: I'm sorry I will never let go,

X. I will never let go. (x mold)

H: Be alive! Yes, more energetic! Life without advantages! lifecabenchanceliketimecangoback。 This is thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping, solifecancomefromthebeginning! (H committed suicide, climbed beside X and died. The music stopped. )