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Brainstorming is an entertaining thinking the game, a language game created by people in the form of questions and answers. It can
Interesting brain teasers and selected answers about children.
Brainstorming is an entertaining thinking the game, a language game created by people in the form of questions and answers. It can
Brainstorming is an entertaining thinking the game, a language game created by people in the form of questions and answers. It can also enliven the atmosphere and have an impact on children's intelligence. The following is what I brought to you, I hope you like it!
Tisch
1. Why is Panasonic not as powerful as Sony?
Panasonic is afraid of Sony Brothers.
Who is taller, A or C?
C is high because ABCDA is lower than C.
3. Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose?
Jasmine is a light [beautiful] jasmine.
4. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?
Eraser rubber difference
5. What are cloth and paper afraid of?
Cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Not afraid of 10 thousand, but in case
6. What will happen when Kirin flies to the North Pole?
Ice cream. Reason: ice cream ice Kirin
7. 1234567890 which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?
1 lazy; 2 work hard. 1 Don't do it, don't stop.
8. How to make sparrows quiet?
Press it. Reason: Silence is silence.
9. What is white plus white?
Rabbit no.2
10. If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this?
"If"
extreme
1. A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice. What became after being fished out?
areca
2. Four people are playing mahjong in the room. When they came, they took five people away. Why?
Because the person they play is called "Mahjong"
There is a fat man jumping from a tall building. What turned out to be?
Fat bastard
4, chocolate and tomatoes fight, chocolate won. Why?
Because chocolate bars
5. Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living?
call for help
6. A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become?
Green bean shark with bean paste
7. Is Dandan the name of a dog or a tiger?
Little tigers are eyeing up.
8. What brand of car hates being touched by others?
BMW BMW, don't touch me
9. Who is the mother of the chicken?
Paper helicopter paper raw chicken
10, what's the child's name?
I was born with a gift.
1 1. What's the name of Feng's child?
Water rises from the wind.
12, which animal has the least sense of direction?
Elk got lost.
13, which part of a girl's body can only be touched twice by her parents, once by her boyfriend and never by her husband?
Lips are called mom and dad, upper and lower lips touch twice, boyfriend touches upper and lower lips once, and husband doesn't touch upper and lower lips.
Tisso
What kind of loanwords will China people write? -Answer: * * * Numbers
What food is produced in the east, west, north and south? -Answer: Melon
Who likes to chew words best? -Answer: Moth Book
How did the horse cross the river? -Answer: Take the Japanese word step.
What can be used as food after discharge from * * *? -Answer: Eggs
What is a word that can never be written well? -answer: swearing
What is "answer blows with blows"? -Answer: Dental implants
What can be full without spending money? Answer: Air.
A bee stops on the calendar to play idioms? Answer: It's sunny and sunny.
What was the greatest discovery of genetics last year? Answer: Sparrows become phoenixes.
What is the most comfortable place in the world? -Answer: It's in my mother's belly.
Which is heavier, a catty of cotton or a catty of iron? Answer: the same weight
At eight o'clock in the morning, the north and south trains passed the same one-way track on time. Why didn't they collide? A: Because the dates are different.
Article 4
There is a blind man crossing the road. He is dressed in black. At that time, there were no street lamps, no moon and no stars, but the driver saw him at a glance. Excuse me: What is the reason? A: It's daytime.
There is a watch in the shop that is cheaper than the purchase price, but the shop does not lose money. where is the money to come from? Answer: from the repair fee.
Knocking on the stool will make a "bang" sound, so what sound will the stool make when it knocks on people? -Answer: Scream.
When Lao Zhang played Tai Chi Chuan, the golden rooster was independent. How long has he been standing? He looks relaxed. Why? Answer: Because he is in the photo.
Nick got more than 500 points and Jacques got more than 600 points. Why do teachers think their grades are average? Answer: Nick took six exams and Jacques took seven.
When are 2/4 and 4/4 not about the simplest score? Answer: Write it on the staff.
What two heads, six legs and a tail? Answer: People ride horses.
How to distinguish friendship from love? Answer: Friendship appears during the day and love appears at night.
Why do the police turn a blind eye to drivers who run red lights? Answer: The driver didn't drive.
What is the happiest thing to do? Answer: Open heart surgery.
Speaking of festivals, everyone is very sad. Answer: Umbrella Festival
Bite off more than half in one bite. -Answer: Name
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