Uh, who can tell me some cold jokes? Thank god, help me.

A few cold jokes! ! Look at it! First, two bananas are walking. One was very hot, so he took off his clothes and threw them on the ground. As a result, the banana behind him slipped on the banana skin. Second, in Guandi Temple, everyone smelled fart. Xiao Ming asked him who he was, and everyone said that he didn't put it himself. Xiao Ming said angrily, "Whoever set it free should be ashamed." Suddenly, Guan Yu jumped down from the altar and beat Xiao Ming: "I was born to blush!" " ! ! "Third, Xiao Ming is afraid of the dark, because there will be ghosts at night, but one day, he thought of a way to turn himself into a ghost, so he was not afraid. So he committed suicide ... The most open animal is zebra, because: black and white; The most likely animal to fall is the fox, because: it is cunning (its feet are slippery); The most disoriented thing is Sixiang, because its name is Elk (Lost). 6. Once upon a time, a dog pulled out four poops. When the owner saw a button stuck in the dog's P file. One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?" "Eight, the earthworm family was bored this day, and the little earthworm cut himself into two pieces to play badminton. Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four pieces to play mahjong. Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried and said, "why are you so stupid?" "You'll die if you cut so hard!" Father earthworm said weakly ... I suddenly want to play football. Q: One day, it took a bird 1 hour to fly from Kaohsiung to Taipei. But it took 2 hours to get back! Why? Because it is raining! So cover the rain with one hand and let it fly with the other. On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?" The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will shine!" " "