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The strongest stewardess in history! The passengers are driven crazy by her.

1, (When boarding the plane, flight attendant MM greeted the guests at the gate, and a handsome guy came up ...)

Flight attendant MM: "Welcome aboard. Which seat are you in? "

Handsome guy: "I'm Scorpio, and you!" " "

Stewardess (with a shy face): "Really, what a coincidence, I am also a Scorpio ..."

The passenger in the back row fainted.

2. (After boarding the plane, the broadcast rings ...)

Flight attendant: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this flight. Please sit on the runway and fasten your seat belt. Our plane will take off soon ... "

Passengers suddenly caught a cold. ...

3. (The plane took off with a bang, and stewardess A and stewardess B were sitting in the first class chatting ...)

Stewardess A: "Look, that passenger's nose hair is exposed, hehe ~"

Stewardess B: "I can't hear you. What did you say? "

Flight attendant A had to repeat it loudly again, but flight attendant B still shook her head to show that she could not hear.

At this time, the passenger came over and leaned in the ear of stewardess B and said, "Miss, she said my nose hair was exposed!" " "

4. (The plane finally climbed into the sky and entered a stable flight state, and the stewardess began to deliver drinks ...)

"Ding Dong ~"

A male passenger rang the call bell.

Stewardess: "What can I do for you, sir?"

The male passenger was silent. It may be the first time to fly, and he is a little nervous. )

The stewardess explained, "This is the call bell. If you need to press it again, we will help you in time! " "

The passenger nodded.

But before flight attendant MM returned to her seat, the call bell rang again. Flight attendant MM turned around and saw the passenger man stand up and shouted to the call bell: "Coke with ice ~"

Stewardess: …

5. (The stewardess continues to deliver drinks ...)

"Hello, madam! Would you like something to drink? "

The middle-aged female passenger said shyly, "No,no."

So the stewardess whispered, "It's free ..."

Female passenger: "Ah? Free! I want a glass of orange juice, a cup of coke, a cup of coffee, and ... "

After that, the female passenger thought about it, took out a bottle from her bag and said, "Give me some more soy milk in it! I want to drink my plane ticket back. "

Stewardess dizziness ...

6. (The stewardess cheer up and continue to deliver drinks ...)

Stewardess: "Would you like orange juice or apple juice, sir?"

Passenger: "Do you have orange juice that tastes like apples?"

The stewardess continues to feel dizzy. ...

7. (The stewardess is delivering drinks to the wall ...)

Stewardess: "Hello, what can I do for you?"

Passenger: "Can I have a glass of water?"

Stewardess: "Sure, mineral water?"

Passenger: "Do you have any juice?"

Stewardess: "OK, which do you want, orange juice or peach juice?"

Passenger: "Do you have any coke?"

Stewardess: "Yes, do you need ice?"

Passenger: "Then give me a cup of coffee!" " "

Flight attendant: @% RMB @ &；; ×……

8. (flight attendant MM takes two cups of coffee home? Cabin ...)

At this time, a passenger pointed out of the window and asked the stewardess, "Miss, what lake is this?"

Flight attendant MM replied: "Coffee pot."

The passengers are dizzy. ...

9. (Ding-dong, the call bell rings again ...)

Passenger: "Miss, do you have nail clippers?"

Stewardess: "Do you think I am Tinker Bell ..."

10, (The cabin was silent and the plane flew smoothly. At this time, the captain's happy voice came from the radio ...)

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am your captain. Welcome to this flight. What I want to tell you is. ...

... ah! Oh, my God! "

In the middle of the captain's speech, he suddenly gave a cry of KB. After that, the radio went silent. At this time, all the passengers were frightened, even the stewardess was at a loss, and the cabin was silent. ...

After a while, the radio finally came the voice of the captain:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to scare you. There was an accident. When the stewardess brought me coffee just now, she accidentally spilled coffee on my shirt. I don't believe you, all wet! "

At this time, an angry passenger complained in the cabin: "What is the shirt wet?" Look at my crotch! "

The captain was dizzy. ...

1 1, (Before you know it, it's time for dinner again, and flight attendant MM starts to deliver food ...)

Stewardess: "Sir, we have chicken rice and fish rice. Which do you prefer? "

Passenger: "ribs!"

Stewardess: "Sir, we have chicken rice and fish rice. Which do you prefer? "

Passenger: "ribs!"

Stewardess (after a moment's silence): "We have chicken ribs and fish ribs. Which do you prefer? "

12, (stewardess continues to deliver food ...)

Stewardess: "Which do you want, fish rice or pork rice?"

Passenger: "We want pigs and he wants fish!" " "

13, (The stewardess keeps feeling dizzy when delivering food ...)

Stewardess: "Which do you prefer, cow or fish?"

Passenger: "OK, I'll take the Niuhe."

Stewardess: "It's cows and fish."

Passenger: "Oh! Then I want' and fish'. "

14, (After dinner, the stewardess starts to close the dishes ...)

A passenger pointed to a clean plate (not even a leaf left) and complained, "Miss, your food is terrible, it's just dog food!" "

The stewardess was speechless. ...

15, (Most passengers handed in their plates for the flight attendant to collect, but a passenger by the window was indifferent and the flight attendant MM couldn't reach them, so ...)

Stewardess: "Sir, would you please pass the plate?"

The passenger replied proudly, "Are you a waiter or am I a waiter?"

The stewardess politely replied, "Yes, sir! I am a waiter, but I am not a gibbon! "

16, (The plane flew over Beijing and will land soon ...)

Before the plane landed, the stewardess had to sign the seal, but just after signing the seal, some passengers asked the stewardess for coke.

Stewardess: Sorry, we are all closed.

The passenger replied angrily: "As for it! I just want a coke. Are you crazy? "

Stewardess: …

17, (The plane is still taxiing, and the passengers have stood up to get their luggage. To be on the safe side, the stewardess picked up the radio again ...)

Originally, flight attendant MM should have said, "Ladies and gentlemen, our plane is still taxiing. Please sit still and close the overhead luggage rack. " As a result, when she was in a hurry, the broadcast became: "Ladies and gentlemen, our plane is not bad ..."

At this time, the "Ding Dong ~" intercom rang again, and the captain's voice came from inside: "Who praised me?"

The stewardess fainted. ...

18, (The plane finally stopped, and flight attendant MM always wanted to catch a bus to go to Dongzhimen KFC restaurant to date her boyfriend, so

The following tips come from the radio ...)

"Ladies and gentlemen, our plane has arrived at the capital Beijing Dongzhimen KFC airport ... Goodbye ~"

Passengers are crazy. ...