Professor's joke

One day, there was a fudge walking in the street.

As she was walking, she suddenly said, "Oh, dear! My legs are so soft! "

Once upon a time, there was a man named Yu,

One day, he was hungry,

I ate myself. ....

A classmate named Cai Xiao was walking on the road when he was suddenly stopped. ..

A banana gentleman is dating his girlfriend and walking down the street. It was very hot, so Mr banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend fell down.

There is a polar bear playing with a penguin. Penguins pull out his hair one by one. After pulling it out, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!" "

Hearing this, the polar bear tore off his hair one by one and turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold!" " "

One day mung beans committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and became red beans; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans.

One day, bean paste buns were walking on the road, and suddenly they had an accident and their stomachs were broken. Before he died, he looked at his stomach and said, "Oh, I am just a bean paste bag."

The matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so I reached out to scratch it and burned myself to death.

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew away ...

Once upon a time there was a bird.

He passes through a cornfield every day.

But unfortunately,

One day, a fire broke out in the cornfield.

All the corn has turned into popcorn.

After the birds fly by, ......

I thought it was snowing, so I froze. ...

There is a man who looks like an onion, crying as he walks. ..

One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

There is a hide-and-seek club whose leader has not been found yet.

On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?" "

The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will shine!" " "

A pair of corn fell in love.

So they decided to get married.

Wedding anniversary

A corn can't find another corn.

This corn asks the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn?

Popcorn: Honey, I'm wearing a wedding dress.

One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him.

Q: Why don't they say hello?

A: Because I am not familiar with it. ..

Excuse me:

Who is Amy's mother?

-flowers, because "peanuts."

Who is Amy's father?

-It's a butterfly, and the country is a "recent flower".

Who is Amy's grandmother?

-it's a wonderful pen, because "a wonderful pen makes flowers."

There is a fat man. ..........

Jump off a tall building ...

It turned out to be .......

Fat bastard ..

One day, a green apple went out shopping and suddenly saw a red apple. He said to the red apple. ...

You have a crush on me, otherwise why are you blushing? ...

In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune.

Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?"

Xiaohua: "Yes"

Xiaoming: "Do you know what the teacher is playing?"

Xiaohua: "Piano."

Xiaohong asked: Do you use your right hand or your left hand to make coffee?

Xiaomei said: right hand

Xiaohong said: Oh, you are awesome. You are not afraid of scalding, just like I use a spoon.

Xiao said to Xiao B: dig the plug ... it's raining outside! ! Have you seen it?

Xiao B is very excited: Yes, I see you.

Xiaoming has been begging his mother to let him become an artist.

Mother said, "You are still young, we will talk about it later." Xiao Ming didn't give up and kept begging her.

Finally, my mother couldn't stand it anymore and flew into a rage:

"We were born with red beans and can't be artists (barley). You should give up! 」

The little snake asked Brother Snake in a panic .. "Brother, are we poisonous?" The snake said, "Why do you ask?" The little snake said, "I accidentally bit my tongue just now."

Once upon a time, tomato A and tomato B went shopping together.

Then one day, a truck suddenly rushed out and ran over a tomato nail.

Tomato b laughs at tomato a.

[hahaha ketchup ~]

Chocolate and tomatoes fight, and chocolate wins.

Why?

Because of the chocolate bar ~

The tortoise and the rabbit race ... the rabbit quickly ran to the front. ..

The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly .. and said to him, come up, I'll carry you. ..

Then, the snail came up. ..

After a while, the tortoise saw another ant and said to him, come up, too. ..

So the ants came up. .

When the ant came up, he saw the snail on it and greeted him.

Do you know what the snail said?

Snail said: hurry up, this turtle is so fast. ...

Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living?

A: Call for help!

Ming Dow Jr.: "Kang, let me ask you something." A shark ate a mung bean. What did it become? 」

Kang said, "I don't know. What is the answer? 」

Xiao Ming said, "The answer is' green bean paste (mung bean shark)'. Oh, you are so stupid! 」

Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who won?

A: Rabbit ~ ~

Q: Wrong ~! It's a turtle. As mentioned earlier, it's a fast turtle. Run fast ~ ~

Q: The rabbit doesn't want to compete with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Who will win this time?

A: Mm-hmm. Tuziba

Q: Wrong ~ ~! The tortoise took off her sunglasses, too! It's the fastest turtle again.

MM got lost looking for a university. Meet a gentle professor.

Excuse me, how can I get to the university?

Professor: Only by studying hard can you go to college.

The matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so I reached out to scratch it and burned myself to death.

There is a man and a woman eating.

Girls keep asking boys: Do you love me?

The boy glanced at the girl and went on eating dinner.

The girl was very angry and asked, Do you love me or not?

The boy finally said: love

The girl asked again, then how do you prove it?

Suddenly, the boy took out 30 yuan money from his pocket.

And ask the girl: Do you have ten dollars?

The girl gave the boy ten yuan. ..

The boys put forty yuan on the table.

soon .....

The girl was very angry and asked the boy: Do you want to prove that you love me or not?

Boys say I have been proved! ! !

Forty is just around the corner!

A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, "Say, where are you from?" I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! ! ! "College students replied to the enemy's words and were electrocuted. ...

He said, "I'm from TV University!"

Q: Is Dandan the name of a dog or a tiger?

A: Tiger, because he is in a hurry ~

Put the notebook on the table first.

Then put your chin on the notebook.

finished

This is my gift to you.

Notebook pad brain

One day, turtle's father, turtle's mother and turtle's son decided to go for an outing. They took a Shandong pie and two cans of underwater chicken and set off for Yangmingshan. After ten years of hard work, it's finally here! They sat on the floor, unloaded their equipment and prepared to eat. Turns out I didn't bring a can opener!

Son of a turtle: "... I'll go back and get it." 」

Father Tortoise: "Good boy! Come on! Mom and dad are waiting for you to come back for dinner. Go back! 」

Tortoise son: "Be sure to wait for me! Don't break your word! 」

So turtle son set foot on the road home. ...

Time flies, time flies, 20 years have passed, but the turtle son has not appeared yet.

Mother turtle: "Wife ... shall we eat first?" ? I was so hungry that I said ... "

Tortoise Dad: "No! We promised our son! Well ... wait for him for another five years, or let him go! 」

It's been five years, and the turtle son still hasn't seen it. Tortoise parents don't care! Parents decided to start.

Take out the pie and get ready to eat. ...

Suddenly, turtle son poked his head out from behind the tree. ...

Turtle son: "Shit! I knew you would steal! Trick me into getting a can opener? I waited for 25 years and finally got it! I hate being cheated! 」

At 6: 438: 02 p.m.,

Wearing black underwear,

Stand in front of the mirror;

Beat your chest 30 times and scream,

Your breasts will eventually ...

Heiqing ..

Every time I see you wearing stockings ...

There will be an indescribable feeling in my heart,

namely ...

Radish is also wrapped in plastic wrap!

Xiao Ming returned to the classroom after going to the toilet and told the teacher that there were many ants in the toilet.

The teacher suddenly thought of the English word ant for ants, so he tested Xiaoming: What did the ants say?

Xiao a face of vacant ... Said:

Ant, he said nothing.

Brother: "Look! The doll looks like her mother-in-law. 」

Brother: "What will it be like? 」

Brother: "because they all have no teeth!" 」

A snack bar selling jiaozi closed down.

So she went to ask the teacher what to do.

The Lord said, you have to find a fresh corpse and wrap its meat into jiaozi.

Then it will be good to sell it, but tell their family not to eat this kind of jiaozi, or something terrible will happen.

The boss tried it and the effect was really good.

So she went looking for the body again.

The next day, her son will bring a lunch.

But he couldn't find it, so he went to the refrigerator to look for it.

Found a lunch box. He thought it was his and took it away.

Unexpectedly, jiaozi was left by his father in the box.

He held it up at noon to watch the next jump.

The cross in the morning is 10. Why did it suddenly become five?

He tried to put the lid on again, then opened it, and it became two again!

You know why?

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Because jiaozi stuck to the lid.

There is a person who often gets more than 200 points every time he plays bowling.

I often shoot turkeys,

One day, he went bowling with his friends.

I haven't shot a turkey in six innings,

So he's in a bad mood. ...

When riding home,

I've been wondering why I didn't shoot the turkey today.

Halfway through the ride, he stopped at a red light.

At this moment, a car stopped nearby.

Driving rolled down his window and asked:

Do you have a lighter, sir?

He was very unhappy and replied: No! It's none of your business not to shoot turkey!

A lumberjack applied for a job.

Go to the Woods ahead and see ... see how many trees you can saw in a minute. .....

In a minute. ....

Foreman: Wow ... 20 trees a minute ... amazing ... where did you work before?

Worker: Sahara forest ......

Foreman: Never heard of it ... I only heard of the Sahara Desert. ......

Worker: yes ... then I changed my name!

A man left home for work on Friday afternoon. It was payday, so he didn't go home. He spent all his salary partying with friends all weekend.

When he finally got home on Sunday night, his angry wife was waiting for him and scolded him for nearly an hour. Finally, the wife stopped nagging and asked him, "You haven't seen me for three days in a row. What do you think?" ? 」

He replied, "I think it's quite good. 」

Monday passed and he didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday passed, and he still hasn't seen his wife.

On Thursday,

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The swelling disappeared a little, and he finally managed to see his wife from the corner of his left eye.

This is a telephone market survey about pet food. A child answered the phone.

Market regulator: "Little friend, do you have any dogs, kittens, rabbits or birds at home?"

Child: "No, my mother only gave birth to me."

Wife: Before I married you, I was really blind and stepped in shit.

Husband: I was really blind enough to step on shit before I married you.

...

Shit: I'm so unlucky! Lying there, you both stepped on it. ..

One day, a mother-in-law took a bus.

Sitting halfway, my mother-in-law doesn't know the way.

My mother-in-law spanked the driver with a stick and said, where is this?

Driver: This is my ass.

A: "I'll take you to a place where all girls don't wear bras."

B: "Really? Where is it? Take me away! "

A: "It's in the kindergarten next door!"

"Dad," said the younger son, "can I stay at home today? I don't feel well. "

"What's the matter with you?" Dad asked.

"School." The younger son replied.

Teacher: "You finally came! Why didn't you come to class yesterday? "

Student: "Because, because, my mother fell down the stairs."

Teacher: "Oh! I see. Mom was hurt, so you didn't come. "

Student: "No ... My father was injured ..."

Teacher: "Why did your mother fall down the stairs and your father get hurt?"

Student: "Because .. my dad has a woman outside .."

Teacher: "What? .. what does that have to do with your mother falling down the stairs? "

Student: "because they were fighting .. my mother fell, it's okay." My father was injured by my mother. "

Teacher: "Oh ... so you didn't come to class because you took dad to the hospital?"

Student: "No, that woman outside sent my dad."

Teacher: "Then why didn't you come to class?"

Student: "Because I overslept."

Teacher: "What does that have to do with your mother falling down the stairs! ? "

Student: "No, I ... I just mentioned by the way ..."

Cloudy night

A group of girls' school students are playing disc fairy in the dormitory. Suddenly,

They kept screaming! ! !

The seniors upstairs hurried into their dormitory.

I saw the plates on their desks spinning at a breakneck speed.

Amazingly fast, and horribly fast.

"Oh, no! What did you do? "

Senior realized that the situation is wrong, hurriedly asked

"We ..." The junior girl said.

"We just asked how fast it could turn ...? "

One day, Xiao Fang waited at the intersection for Xiao Ye to pick him up by motorcycle.

Before long, a motorcycle stopped in front of Xiao Fang, and Xiao Fang immediately jumped into the back seat:

(slamming his helmet) "Why is it so late? It's been over 30 minutes! 」

The knight opened the helmet cover and said, "Miss, I'm here to ask for directions. Please don't hit anyone. "

I went to change my driver's license today, and the red light stopped at an intersection. As a result, a mother was holding a child, and there was a bigger one in front, which was stopped by the traffic police ... The traffic police said, "Miss, even if your child doesn't wear a helmet, why don't you wear it yourself?" This doesn't make sense! Mother said, "children can't buy such a small one!" " ! The traffic police said, "but bring it yourself!" ! "Mom said," Why should I take it? If anything happens to my child, I don't want to live! ! 」

Electrical appliances held a joke-telling contest,

It is stipulated that every electrical appliance should tell a joke.

Let all the audience laugh,

Otherwise you will be taken to Aruba. First, the washing machine,

As soon as he finished his joke, all the audience burst out laughing.

Suddenly I heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"

So the washing machine was taken to Aruba. Next is the smartest computer. As soon as his joke was finished, all the home appliances laughed.

I heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"

So! Computers were also brought to Aruba.

The third place is the most humorous desk lamp.

The desk lamp confidently finished the joke, and everyone laughed and rolled on the ground.

The rice cooker said, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"

Just as the magic lamp was about to be taken to Aruba,

The rice cooker stood up angrily.

Turned to the refrigerator sitting behind him and said:

"I've had enough of your laughter. Don't open your mouth so wide and cold."

One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit.

He announced: "children, we can wash the fruit together after picking it, and we can eat it together after washing."

All the children went to pick fruit.

As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together.

Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?"

Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them."

Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?"

Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes."

Teacher: "The children are great! What about Amin? "

A-Ming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit."

I have always been careless and forgetful, so my family always tries to remind me.

The day before yesterday, as soon as I entered the room, I found a hundred-dollar bill on the living room table.

Usually there is no pocket money. Is my mother merciful and give me 100 pocket money this time?

I can't help feeling happy. ...

But when I picked up the hundred-dollar bill, I found a note under it.

It says: "Today is grandma's birthday, wait for me at home, and we will go to celebrate grandma's birthday together.

Attention! That hundred dollars is not for you, but for your attention. Please put it back! "

What will Kirin become when it flies to the North Pole?

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Ice cream. .

A wolf came to the North Pole, accidentally fell into the sea of ice, and what became after being fished out?

.. betel nut ...........

An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg; An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg. An egg went to Shandong and became a Lu (halogen) egg; An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg; An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground, causing a missile; An egg ran into someone's yard and became an atomic bomb; An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb. An egg got sick and turned into a bad egg; An egg got married and became an asshole; An egg swam in the river and became a nuclear bomb. An egg ran into the flowers and became Hua Dan; An egg is riding a horse with a knife. It turns out that he is a Beijing opera blues. An egg is female and ugly, and it turns into a dinosaur egg; An egg is a man, and his wife commits adultery with other eggs outside, and as a result, he becomes an illegitimate child; An egg ......

One day, two ice creams competed for swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, and the last two melted.

A pair of nude statues have stood face to face in the park for decades. One day, Cupid, the god of love, came to them and said, "It must be depressing for you two to look at each other every day, but you can't do it. Today I want you to be human and do what you want! " But only fifteen minutes. "

Say that finish, the two statues turned into people, and the two men immediately jumped into the grass, and the haystack rustled. ...

Ten minutes later, they jumped out of the grass. Cupid said, "Alas, there are still five minutes. Enjoy it again. "

Say that finish, the two men looked at each other, smiled and jumped into the grass. ...

I vaguely heard the female statue say to the male statue, "I pinned this pigeon down, and now it's your turn to shit on its head."

When a millionaire drove a luxury extended Lincoln through a village, he saw two beggars pulling grass at the roadside to eat. The millionaire stopped at once.

"Why do you eat grass?"

"We really have no money ..." A beggar replied.

"Really, get in the car and go to my house."

"I have a wife and two children at home ..." A beggar muttered.

"Call them," the rich man pointed to another beggar. "And you, call home, too."

"My family has a large population. Besides my wife, there are five children. " Another beggar said.

"Never mind, just call them all."

In this way, two beggars and their families got on the bus, but fortunately it was an extended bus. On the way to exercise, a beggar's wife said gratefully, "Boss, it's very kind of you to invite even poor people like us to our home."

The millionaire replied, "Nothing, I just came back from abroad, and my house has been neglected.". The lawn in the yard may be more than one meter high and you can eat enough. "

A senior has a crush on a girl who meets every day after school, but has no chance to get close to her.

One day I followed the girl to a noodle restaurant and finally got up the courage to talk to her: "Miss! What's your name? "

Girl: "Beef noodles."

Four people are playing mahjong in the room. The police came and took five people away. Why?

Because the person they hit is called "Mahjong".

When Xiao Ming came home,

The dog next door suddenly ran out and bit him.

In a rage, he picked up bamboo and smashed it.

When the owner of the dog saw Xiao Ming beating the dog, he said unhappily that beating the dog depends on the owner. Haven't you heard of it?

At this moment, Xiao Ming said: Good! I will beat your dog while watching you.

Son: "Mom! Give me 100 yuan. 」

Mother: "No! 」

Son: "If you give me 100 yuan, I will tell you what my father said to the maid when you were away this afternoon. 」

Hearing this, the mother quickly took out 100 yuan and gave it to him!

Son: "Dad said,' Don't forget to iron clothes in the future' …"

At the beginning of the new semester, every boy has to go on stage to introduce himself. When a handsome guy introduced himself, the host asked, "Have you ever been mistaken for a girl?"

"Of course," the boy disagreed. "When I was a child, my teacher always treated me like a girl, until one day I shaved all my hair in a rage."

"The teachers must be very surprised?"

"well! But what surprised me most was not the teacher, but the boy who had been carrying my schoolbag very diligently for a year. "

One day, Xiao A and Xiao C went to have a midnight snack and came to a large intestine noodle restaurant. After ordering, they sat down. At this moment, Xiao A spoke. ...

Small: "Hey, when you eat the pig's large intestine, you have to bite it for a long time and chew it a little ..."

Little C: "Why? 」

Small A: "Because the pig's large intestine is not easy to digest. 」

c:"......」

Small: "Do you know why the pig's large intestine is not easy to digest?" 」

C: "I don't know. 」

Small: "because in addition to the stomach, the digestive organs of the human body also have the large intestine." If the pig intestine you eat is not chewed with your teeth, it will be recognized as a large intestine by your own large intestine, and your large intestine will say to it, "Yes, you are also a large intestine!" Then the pig's large intestine that has not been bitten will say to your large intestine, "Yes, I am also a large intestine! Then, your large intestine will say, "since you are also a large intestine, let you go." "Then, the so-called indigestion happened. 」

There was a man who ventured alone in the forest.

Suddenly found himself surrounded by cannibals.

So he shouted to the sky:

"I'm dead, God help me!" I see a light in the sky.

There is a voice:

"Not necessarily,

Then you pick up a big stone on the ground,

Kill the leader. "

So he picked up the biggest stone on the ground,

Hit the chief hard,

Shoot the director directly.

All the people stayed for a while,

And glared at each other,

Then there was a voice in the sky:

"Now you are really dead."

Xiaoming stepped in shit, why didn't he get his shoes dirty?

Because he didn't wear shoes ~

Six-year-old Xiao Fang is so cute that she is often proposed by boys in her class.

One day, Xiao Fang came home and said to his mother, "Mom! Xiao Qiang proposed to me today, proposed to me ... "

Mother casually said, "Does he have a regular job?"

Xiao Fang thought for a moment and said, "He is in charge of cleaning the blackboard in our class."

Xiaoming has just entered primary school, and his mother is very nervous about his grades after taking the first monthly exam. ..

Mother: "Xiao Ming, how did you do in this exam?"

Xiao Ming: "Alas! Those are the extent to which children are cheated! "

Mother listened to a burst of secretly pleased, must have done well in the exam to say so, and then asked. ..

Mom: "Did you do well in the exam?"

Xiao Ming: "Because I was a child, I was cheated ~"

Once upon a time, there was a stray dog.

In order to maintain his life, he searched around the street for food.

He walked through countless cities and streets.

Finally, it came to a desert, and it wanted to cross the desert.

So it's gone ~ gone ~ gone .. tired and thirsty.

Finally, he lay down and said, "Why am I as tired as a dog?"

Xiaohua, did you use my pencil?

Xiaohua: No, I'm useless.

Bug: Are you really useless?

Xiaohua: I'm so useless!

Bug: Alas, you are the17th person to admit that you are useless.

Xiaoying borrowed a pen from Xiaoming, but Xiaoming didn't.

Xiaoying: I will die if I borrow it. ...

So Xiaoming lent his pen to Xiaoying. ...

After a while, Xiao Ming died. ...

Zhu Xiao was invited to visit Xiaowen's house. ...

At Xiaowen's home, I saw Xiaowen calling his wife "dear".

Zhu Xiao looked at very touched and said:

"You are not easy! Married fast 10 years, you still call your wife so sweetly ... "

"Actually," Xiaowen whispered, "I forgot her name for a long time ..."

Cinderella was very happy when she became the prince's beautiful bride.

In the old society, we had to fetch water, collect firewood, cook and wash clothes every day ... and there was often a meal without a meal.

Now there are dozens of maids waiting on her,

There are also tributes from all over the country, the banquet in the court at three o'clock, the Manchu-Chinese banquet prepared by the chef, afternoon tea and midnight snack all make her happy!

Now Cinderella has been married in the palace for several years.

The prince's attitude towards her is getting colder and colder.

It is common to see him shake his head and sigh at the beautiful girl outside the palace, and Cinderella is puzzled.

One day, she took out the glass shoes on a whim.

Unexpectedly, bang! The shoes broke,

Cinderella hurried to find the fairy mother.

Fairy mother saw her and shook her head: "Alas, I forgot to remind you that the glass shoes are limited to 100 kg" ... "

Cinderella didn't care at first, but she couldn't stand it anymore. The prince is going to be a new wife!

So she made up her mind to go to the most fake heroine slimming center.

The waitress took her into a three-temperature oven.

Cinderella walked in and found that two Obamas were fatter than herself.

Then introduce yourself:

"Hello, I'm Cinderella. Who are you? 」

"I am a sleeping beauty."

"I am Snow White."

The ants went to the desert. Why didn't he leave footprints in the sand, but only two lines?

Answer: Because it rides a bike!

The ant came home from the desert. He didn't inform anyone, but his family knew he was back! Why ah!

Answer: I saw his bike parked downstairs. ..

Patient: "Doctor, I have a bad cough. 」

Doctor: "How old are you? 」

Patient: "75 years old. 」

Doctor: "Do you cough at the age of twenty? 」

Patient: "No cough. 」

Doctor: "Do you cough at the age of forty? 」

Patient: "No cough either. 」

Doctor: "Then don't cough now. When do you cough? " ? 」

A mental hospital was clamored to be discharged by a group of patients, and the dean relaxed the rules. All patients who want to leave the hospital must pass the following tests:

Dean: Where are the eyes?

Patient: Here are the eyes (pointing to the eyes).

Dean: Where is the nose?

Patient: This is the nose (pointing to the nose).

Dean: Where are the ears?

Patient: The ear is here (pointing to the ear).

As long as the position can be correctly pointed out, the patient can leave the hospital.

One day, Patient A applied for discharge and passed the above test, so he happily went back to the ward to pack his bags and prepare for discharge. Patient b in the same ward cried in surprise, "impossible, impossible, your condition is worse than mine, and I can't pass." How can I live? " 」

Patient A said, "Shh ~ Don't tell anyone, I use my back! 」

A cat chased a mouse, and the mouse had no way to escape, so it picked it up.