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The most dazzling 19 clown on campus.
introduce
There are a group of active boys on campus, and everyone calls them "clowns"-these monkeys and children are mischievous, like to "use their brains", kind-hearted and smart. After class, they are the "visual focus", often "making much ado about nothing" and "surprising words", which bring sudden "surprises" to teachers and classmates. They are a beautiful scenery on campus, adding a touch of color to campus life. ...
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The most dazzling clown on campus
This summer, the sky is always washed, blue and a bit dazzling. The sunshine is brighter than other ordinary summers, which makes people have an impulse to put a container in it to warm the next season. Thick green spread lively, wave after wave, into a happy note covering the whole city. In this summer, it seems that everything can be flaunted, when youth, smile, mood and sunshine have infiltrated. ...
When this manuscript was put in front of me this summer, I had to cover my eyes with my hands, because the sunshine on it was really dazzling. It's like a happy child, and it gives me a lovely smile. Even, I heard a crisp laughter coming, rippling the sunshine all over the place.
I wonder what kind of spirits these are, blooming with enthusiasm on such a flamboyant day. That's the smell of summer. I can't hide it.
Therefore, simply stop dodging, let the scorching sun fall wantonly, let this crisp laughter awaken those sleeping memories, pluck those lost strings, and touch those childlike innocence about teenagers with different luster, those memories that will never fade.
Ha ha, I can clearly see the face of Zhang Mingliang in the immature painting style of these children, as if they had come out of the warm corner that they have been worried about, as if I stood beside them with Yingying, and my laughter was intertwined with them, echoing from afar.
I call them "stooges" because they have become jumping colored notes on campus, adding a touch of gorgeous color to the monotonous and heavy study life of many students.
As the saying goes, "there is no class without a painted face", Lou Kaijie is a veritable painted face! Seeing him sometimes witty, sometimes gag, full of fun ... your laughter will unconsciously slip out of your mouth, and your steps will begin to move closer to him. There is even an impulse to tell him: "Oh, you clown, it's hard for me to forget you!" "
Zhou Jiayu, a child who feels that he hasn't had a haircut for several years, is so vivid in his classmates' pen, as if he is coming to you so slowly at the moment, making a face and then walking away gently. It seems that in the article, you can clearly smell the fragrance of shampoo emanating from him. When you close the book, the fragrance is still floating around you.
When my eyes fell on the name "Wang Shuangshuang", I couldn't help laughing. He is such a clown, I don't know what to say! This boy who likes daydreaming foolishly tells you that he often listened to MP3 when he was a child and will become a singer when he grows up. This is a patent that only belongs to lush youth!
Cute clowns, from a happy campus, from childhood memories, never seem far away in the long river of time. It seems to be frozen in memory, quietly looking forward to meeting us again.
When the dawn of another day arouses the eyes, the beautiful gathering opens the years of the story, and the familiar faces in the story jump into my field of vision, opening the floodgate of the warm corner of my heart again, as if I saw the green mood that belongs only to myself and my dear partners.
This summer, the sunshine is dazzling, but it is beautiful. It spread through my fingers to all the pages of this book, still shining.
part
Clown-the God of Humor
Having a clown is a kind of wealth, having a clown is a kind of happiness, and a clown will make your day more exciting! Isn't it? Lou Candace Flynn is a "treasure among treasures". I sat at the same table with him for a year and made a lot of jokes. Alas! Being with this clown will make you feel like a laughing girl.
unusual
Whether it is a chance encounter or a classmate for three years, it is fate. From the fourth grade, we regrouped into class one, with more than 60 people. Some of them are excellent, some are backward, some are lovely and some are hateful. As the saying goes, you can't take a class without drawing a face! Lou Candace Flynn is neither excellent nor backward. His academic performance is like a stable pendulum, moving back and forth regularly between forward and backward, which makes his parents laugh and cry. In class, he was in a daze, and after class, he was full of energy, which was everyone's pistachio. We all think that he is a complete clown.
The semester is almost over, and there are no papers in the music exam. The students stood up one by one, sang a song at will, and then the teacher graded us. The whole class sang smoothly one after another in order, which seemed very calm.
It's Lou Candace Flynn's turn. I saw him standing up with his head drooping, his head slightly tilted upward, his face slightly red, his thick lips trembling, and he couldn't spit out a word. It's really "speechless"!
Slowly, slowly, I managed to squeeze a few words out of his mouth, but suddenly stopped, and then brought out an out-of-tune vibrato. With a bang, the laughter in the classroom drowned everything and overflowed the window like water, attracting passing teachers to stick their heads out of the window.
Lou Candace Flynn lowered her head, sipped her lips and sat down uninvited with a sly smile.
After class, I thought he would always be a little shy, but he was still alive and kicking, as if nothing had happened. I asked him, "Why do you have a hard time in class?"
He gave me a white look and said, "This immortal has been out of touch for a long time. He advocates the quiet life of' silence is golden'. How can he speak so eloquently like you young girls? "
"Oh, good, good, so you are a' fairy', no wonder you are different, so please stay away from us so as not to be tacky."
After that, a group of girls simply took out the rope to jump rope. He is an outsider, but he makes trouble from time to time. Despite the criticism of boys and the boredom of girls, this clown still goes his own way. It is really the famous saying: Go your own way and let others say 0.
I laughed at him: "Do you dare to jump? Can you jump? " Who knows, before I could react, he grabbed the rope from me at a very fast speed and jumped up one by one. The harder he dances, the more skilled he is. The rope flies like a colorful ring, and the posture is like an eagle spreading its wings and flying lightly, which dazzles us.
He made faces at us while dancing, alone 10 minutes. Strangely, none of the babbling girls complained. They all stretched their necks and couldn't shrink back. We have no regrets. We have seen his skills and appreciated his coquettish style. As long as there is this clown present, we will not be lonely, but will only laugh wantonly, and this wantonness is the best relaxation agent.
When the bell rang, the students rushed into the classroom, but Lou Candace Flynn was still running outside. When the bell was about to end, he followed the bell and appeared at the door of the classroom. He smiled smugly, and that smile told us that he was neither early nor late and didn't miss a second's rest.
I saw that his head was steaming and his face was covered with sweat. When skipping rope, the shirt he just took off climbed up again. The buttons are staggered up and down, and his skirt is high and low. At this moment, a burst of laughter broke out in the quiet classroom. The students covered their stomachs one by one, bent over with laughter, and some pointed to his clothes while covering their stomachs. He looked at everyone inexplicably, then looked down at his clothes, and then suddenly realized. He blushed as if he had drunk three bowls of white wine. But he pretended to be calm, quickly ran to his seat and sat down solemnly. At the same time, he glanced at everyone and asked, "Is it so funny?"
I thought to myself: this clown is really ridiculous!
Maybe he will answer me again: "I am a different' fairy'!"
Is it "fairy" or "witch"
This clown seldom makes people angry, but once he almost made me angry.
I just bought a pencil case. This pencil case is not only beautiful in appearance, but also contains many members: a lovely eraser, a unique pen, a delicate and sharp scissors, and a delicious mechanical pencil ... Although the members have different personalities, they get along well. To this end, I also showed off beautifully in front of my classmates, and then went to the playground to do exercises.
After practicing, I went back to the classroom and saw the clown holding my precious pencil box in his left hand and perfume in the box in his right hand. Mechanical pencil is engrossed in drawing something. Two words flashed through my mind: miserable! I walked straight over. Oh, my God, the beautiful picture on the pencil box was stained by him. Anger and hate, I grabbed the pencil case. As a result of excessive force, the whole pencil case crashed to the ground, and the treasures inside were scattered all over the floor. My brain is buzzing and my anger is burning in my chest. I can't wait to pick up a submachine gun and chop this clown to pieces.
He panicked, was at a loss, and was uncomfortable all over. He tried to pick it up but didn't, and he didn't want to slip away. It's really hard to leave and stay. I stared at him.
The clown slowly calmed down. He didn't change his face or jump. He threw his head back and sat on the table, his legs dangling leisurely, looking at ease. Then he said mysteriously, "How can you ordinary people understand this young master's kindness? Do you think it's just a beautiful pencil case? No, absolutely not, this is a painted skin! There are monsters everywhere. They will come out at any time, they are just stunned by the spell I drew! "
He paused, cleared his throat and continued, "So, I'm just casting spells, and you not only don't know how to repay me, but also stare at me coldly." Who is this young master? Will he make those low-level mistakes? I am a fairy. It's all right now, the evil spirits are gone, and tomorrow I will give you a pencil case that really belongs to you, show your wisdom, help you climb to the top, and win the first place in Yutang Golden Horse! "
His words were all fallacies and heresies, but the tense atmosphere was eased and several female students giggled.
I know he is defending his mistake and looking for a chance to step down. I ignored him. I swear I will ignore him this week. What kind of immortal is he? Yao Ming is a witch!
At this time, the students came to help me pick up things on the ground, and a storm passed quietly.
The next day, the clown really didn't break his word, and a beautiful new pencil case appeared in front of me. Surprised and delighted, I picked it up gently and hid it carefully. This time, I will take double care of her and never show off her again.
A special gift.
On Teacher's Day, some students presented beautiful flowers to their teachers, but more students just silently wished their teachers "Happy Holidays". Some people will give a special gift to their teachers, and Lou Candace Flynn is one of them.
When the teacher came into the classroom, the clown, like a magician, carefully took out a roll of paper from his schoolbag, then held it in his arms like a baby, furtively stepped forward and looked around at his classmates from time to time, his face flushed like rosy clouds on the horizon after a storm.
Suddenly, he shyly and quickly stuffed the roll paper into the teacher's hand and flew back to his seat. The students stared at the teacher one after another. I saw the teacher open the paper roll in a hurry and close it in a hurry, probably because he was too busy! Maybe there are other reasons ... anyway, the teacher didn't say anything, just put it on the podium table and didn't take it away after class.
Curious, we girls rushed to the podium table and opened the mysterious paper roll. Ah, it turned out to be a piece of broken paper. Who is painted on it? It won't be another fairy, will it? The students burst out laughing. The big clown arrived at once and took back his "clown painting". He immediately gave us a white look and pouted angrily and said, "Don't move, don't move! This is a treasure painting from heaven. You can't look around without my permission. I borrowed Ma Liang's magic painting! You really want to see it, and so does the young master. Look! How's it going? Don't understand! "
He shook his head proudly, with a sly smile on his face, and then said, "Not a beautiful woman, but a fat lady with gray temples. She is a highly respected soul engineer. She is a very talented person, and her fat is full of wisdom. She devoted her whole life to us. As for the beauty and ugliness of appearance, how can she take care of it? Therefore, I borrowed a pen from Mr. Ma Liang today to add charm to our busy and old great teacher and make her radiant, personable and have eternal beauty! What do you say, is it better to spend it or this' rotten paper'? "
He chattered and shook his head from time to time. It's really a splash!
Immediately, some students retorted: "Go, go! You are so proud! Who cares? Rotten paper! " In fact, I think this clown is really smart today. What a meaningful "masterpiece"! How can a bunch of flowers compare with it! This is his sincere blessing, this is his pure wish. This time, I didn't laugh at him, but carefully rolled up his picture and put it back.
We hope the teacher can accept this kindness. After school at noon, we saw that the teacher did not leave this "masterpiece" in the classroom.
The clown jumped three feet high with joy and shook his finger: "Yeah!"
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